Fads Of The Future: Chanel Bejeweled Eyebrows

March 13, 2012


Seen here looking like someone who's dedicated her life to finding and killing Superman, a woman displays Chanel's new eyebrow jewels. You know, because those exist. Granted I'm not thrilled about it, but I also found out the lady who lives downstairs has been sifting through my garbage looking for bloody tissues so she can finish her voodoo doll of me, so I've kind of got bigger fish to fry right now. Per Chanel:

"The inspiration for the make-up look came from a few key words and a sketch that Karl Lagerfeld provided: minerals, shading and eyebrows were the key words and the sketch showed a face with stone-lined eyebrows," explained Peter Philips - creative director of Chanel Make-up. "So the focus was on the eyebrows, which led me to interpret Karl's drawing and the 'mineral' emphasis by creating straight, graphic eyebrows."

Not gonna lie, Peter -- it sounds like you interpreted Lagerfeld's sketch all wrong. Stone-lined eyebrows? Obviously he was trying to draw a Goron from the Zelda franchise. Think the Thing from Fantastic Four, but fatter and willing to sell you a bomb bag for 120 rupees. Yeah, you f***ed up hard on this one, homey.

Hit the jump for different models with the treatment in case you weren't sure if Chanel purposefully hires alien-looking models/we should just set the whole world on fire and call it a day.



The Brow Factor [vogue] (f*** yeah I link to Vogue now!)
Bejeweled Eyebrows [neatorama]

Thanks to tom, who agrees the best eyebrow accessory is a really cool scar and a story to go along with it. Yeah! I got this one when I tripped and fell chasing an ice cream truck.

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