WTF: Facedrink, A 'Social Energy' Energy Drink

Facedrink is an unfortunately real $3 energy drink that claims to provide "social" energy. WTF is social energy? SPOILER: Regular energy, dumbf*** with the Facedrink in your hand! Plus it gives you cancer.* Regardless, I just ordered a case with the hopes of meeting some new people. *accepting Stomach Ulcer's friend request* Change our relationship status to "it's complicated"?
*This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA but I did run it by my roommate while he was on the phone and he gave me two thumbs up and then mimed like he was masturbating.
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Thanks to Sion, who hopefully isn't affiliated with the company because man would that be awkward.
Read More: energy drink, facebook, i bet it tastes like 'dipshipt mcgillicutty is listening to this song on spotify', i bet it tastes like the first ultrasound of a girl you went to middle school with, it was only a matter of time, of course, social bullshit, this won't last, you're doing it wrong, you've got to be kidding me
