Finally, Some Decent Dino Skeletons In Lil' Jars

Finally. God, I couldn't even tell you how long I've been looking for a decent dino skeleton in a tiny bottle. I'm lying, I actually do know how long. It's been like, the time between when I first got the tip in my inbox and clicked the link. So yeah, about 30-minutes (I made a sandwich in between!). Etsy seller TinyWorldInABottle sells just that, tiny worlds in bottles (but not real ones like that cat that carried a universe around in its collar in Men in Black). Actually, they don't actually sell worlds, they're just little scenes. And speaking of little scenes:

Hit the jump for several closeups (they'd have to be otherwise you can't see shit!) along with a bottle of seaturtles hatching and another with three dinos. Yow yow!

Worldinabottle's Etsy Site

Thanks to melikescake and S2G2, who have both found messages in bottles after opening them hoping to find wish-granting genies inside. God, there never are, are there?

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Finally, Some Decent Dino Skeletons In Lil' Jars

\n\nFinally. God, I couldn't even tell you how long I've been looking for a decent dino skeleton in a tiny bottle. I'm lying, I actually do know how long. It's been like, the time between when I first got the tip in my inbox and clicked the link. So yeah, about 30-minutes (I made a sandwich in between!). Etsy seller TinyWorldInABottle sells just that, tiny worlds in bottles (but not real ones like that cat that carried a universe around in its collar in Men in Black). Actually, they don't actually sell worlds, they're just little scenes. And speaking of little scenes:\n\n

\nACT 1\n\n(Friday, 5:00PM -- a disheveled fatbody in a dirty kitchen with a bottle of bourbon)\n\nGEEKOLOGIE WRITER

WOOP WOOP -- Friiiiiiiiiiiday! I'mma drink till I pass out.\n\n

\n(GW drinks till he passes out, possibly while vomiting to add a sort of 'Is he gonna survive?' twist ending)\n\nFIN

\n\nHit the jump for several closeups (they'd have to be otherwise you can't see shit!) along with a bottle of seaturtles hatching and another with three dinos. Yow yow!