Unplug And Ready My Mount, Stableboy!: Segway Jousting Lottery Commercial
This is a commercial for the Washington Lottery that asks, "What have you and your friends always wanted to do?" SPOILER: Apparently joust on Segways. F*** I really need to make some new friends. Or any friends for that matter. I had an imaginary one for awhile but he liked to watch me masturbate so I locked him in a kitchen cabinet. That leaves me with my dogs. I'd like to think they're friends but I know for a fact if I died in the apartment they'd eat me AND A REAL FRIEND WOULDN'T DO THAT. *giving Chloe the stink-eye*
Hit the jump for the 'yeaaaaaah, I'd definitely not spend it on that'.
So after searching Youtube I found out this isn't even an original idea. Damn people have way too much time and Segways on their hands.
Slow-motion Segway joust has nothing to do with cars, is awesome [autoblog]
Thanks to Amy, who agrees Segway jousting is waaaaaaaay down on the list of things to do if you win the lottery. Right above 'give half to an enemy'.
