Mar 18 2011The Wild World Of Wieners: Interactive Map Of Average Dangle Dimensions By Country
Note: Viagra'd version HERE.
This is a map of the world according to dangle-down dimensions. There's actually an interactive version HERE, where if you click around it'll give you a country's actual average in both centimeters and inches despite you typically measuring in millimeters. *viewing map* Did you guys know I'm Colombian? I am. You can tell by the mustache. Get it? Because it's cocaine!
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World Penis Size Map [disinfo]
Thanks to Rev Dr Dom, who's all of a sudden insisting he's from Canada. Wow, a Canadian poser -- I never thought I'd see the day.
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Reader Comments
1. Roman - March 18, 2011 12:34 PM
I've got a big penis cuz I'm first
2. Laurenzio - March 18, 2011 12:35 PM
You've got no life for pointing out you're first. That, and your penis is probably a chode
3. Epic Dominican - March 18, 2011 12:37 PM
Shit yea!
Love being dominican!
4. Dinosaur Rex - March 18, 2011 12:39 PM
That chart's almost wrong, second place
5. Device Hound - March 18, 2011 12:40 PM
I wonder how the hell they came up with these numbers. Can't speak for other countries but I'm pretty sure most men in here in the states do some number bending with girth and what not.
6. Jonathan - March 18, 2011 12:41 PM
The guys in Saudia Arabia apparently have no penises to measure.
7. Leon - March 18, 2011 1:20 PM
@Jonathan: They do actually but if you try to measure theirs they'd probably shop yours off.
8. Derrin - March 18, 2011 1:24 PM
ROFLANDINJURINGMYBONER
9. the - March 18, 2011 1:29 PM
i dont get it .. how the fuck .. can a guy have a penis which is wider than it's length... soo confusing.... O.o
i don't under stand how a guy can have a fucking penis which is 7 inches wide like O.O how in god's name can a fucking penis be wider than it's own fucking length .. its .. amazing actuallyy that soo many people have that sort od weird bump or a boob like thing for a penis...
10. the - March 18, 2011 1:31 PM
@10 do we get hot asian girls over there for a magical ever after?
11. breast for sale - March 18, 2011 1:34 PM
17.93 off the charts .. fuc k in hell
12. coachbags - March 18, 2011 1:35 PM
no we only have used condoms ....
13. the - March 18, 2011 1:39 PM
breast for sale!! O_O i WANT OnE!! no wait make that TWO !!
14. ouseph - March 18, 2011 1:41 PM
have sex ya'll
15. OU812 - March 18, 2011 2:05 PM
That fact that someone actually took the time to do research on something like this is funny as hell. I think they waisted their time though because that chart is wrong I tell you .......wrong.
16. Regan - March 18, 2011 2:22 PM
17.93cm flaccid? or hard?
17. some dude - March 18, 2011 2:27 PM
I must be one unlucky Bolivian. My penis isn't tiny, but it's not what's reported as the average there. Packing 15 cm down there myself, pretty average i'd say.
@8
Pretty sure when they talk about thickness, they measure girth (circumference, not diameter). And it's not too odd, I'm 15 cm long from the base (on the top part of the penis) while I'm just shy of 15.5cm in circumference.
18. Sheppy - March 18, 2011 2:29 PM
Poor poor South Koreans :(
19. Ninespiral - March 18, 2011 2:38 PM
The data is probably from condom sales..
I hate to be an asshole, but
Men buying oversized condoms = More cases of STD..
20. Totex - March 18, 2011 2:42 PM
Good im form Venezuela bitches and IT IS HUGE
21. Anon E. Moose - March 18, 2011 2:45 PM
The States has a serious case of dong envy it seems.
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22. PandyBear - March 18, 2011 2:56 PM
Awww, sorry Japan. Now I have no reason to visit.
Don't care for your tiny peeners.
23. larrythefatcat - March 18, 2011 3:17 PM
Why didn't my parents ever tell me I was part Bolivian, Venezuelan, Colomian and Sudanese...!?
As for the angle of my dangle... I'm a gentleman and don't 'measure and tell'.
But, in the words of Carl: "Hello, ladies! This is my little friend, Goliath. We had to order special elastic pants for him on the internet."
24. andreeuh - March 18, 2011 3:46 PM
This chart leaves me unsatisfied.
25. Norteco664 - March 18, 2011 3:52 PM
I'm Mexican and I'm really in that range
26. Roman - March 18, 2011 3:52 PM
@2, I was just messing with you guys.
But seriously, my penis is way above average.
27. Nick Thompson - March 18, 2011 4:08 PM
Feel bad for chicks in South Korea....3.8"? OOF.
28. Jay - March 18, 2011 4:11 PM
Ecuador second in the World ! ;)
29. bampow - March 18, 2011 4:31 PM
This map is lies... idk where they are getting their research from but i have never seen a mexican with a large penis... NEVER!
30. shoosh - March 18, 2011 5:24 PM
Ahhh. So true. Love my brit boyfriend.
31. athf - March 18, 2011 6:33 PM
@23 ur awsome. carl rocks
32. general zim - March 18, 2011 6:52 PM
i'm american and white ad easyiley hit the nuber 1 lenghthes
i suc at speling
33. Ponkur - March 18, 2011 7:11 PM
The countries with the smallest wangs are the angriest, most war-mongering ones!
34. Colombian Jai - March 18, 2011 7:37 PM
guess who's Colombian ladies????!!? Oh Right this is geekologie no ladies at all and if there's any I'll doubt of them lol
35. wfg - March 18, 2011 10:29 PM
LOL. I love that Canada beats out USA and then Mexico is a set up again :P and Americans like to brag :P
36. Zanshin - March 18, 2011 10:43 PM
Is it true about Saudi Arabia?
"Yes, they have no dick"
"It's what I heard!"
Don't believe me? Check the interactive map!
37. ya right - March 18, 2011 11:56 PM
It should be relabeled map of most male liars per capita, than it would be 100% accurate.
38. JuanLopez - March 19, 2011 12:34 AM
i´m mexican and i approve.
39. Kingoftime:3 - March 19, 2011 3:10 AM
:3... I'm from Ecuador. For all you stupid fuckers that don't know where that is, it's right under Colombia. Why does nobody know where Ecuador is! Everyone knows peru brazil and Colombia. -.-, anyway I'm not sweating it my penis is 8 inches long and as girthy as a buffalo, so I'm happy.
40. Protocol - March 19, 2011 6:03 AM
w000t :D :D I'm from south Africa!!!
41. blightedart - March 19, 2011 9:59 AM
So what the hell is grey? No penis?
42. Hanne - March 19, 2011 2:06 PM
Ah, that's why it's called Hungary
43. PurpleSalsa - March 19, 2011 6:42 PM
@Hanne lol I was hoping I was the first to notice that :P
44. atheistgirl - March 20, 2011 12:02 PM
Show me your wieners!
On second thought don't.
I don't want my inbox full of penis pictures...again.
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http://alexfeld.com/wiener.jpg
45. Ryan - March 20, 2011 8:03 PM
Aparently when asked, the average American penis size is 7.6 inches. Now we know the reality is 5.1 meaning an exaggeration rate of 32.8%. So next time an American guy tells you his dick size, remember to subtract a third to get the actual figure.
46. Greg - March 20, 2011 8:12 PM
BULL
SHIT
How can Northern Ireland have a different cock size than south? its a matter of 40 miles!
47. Karen - March 21, 2011 3:42 AM
This study is worthless without pictures.
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49. Bumperpants - March 22, 2011 7:52 AM
Did I miss the penis census again? Dang it! Well, maybe next year. I'll try not to forget to get sized up when I pay my taxes in 2012. I hear most tax agencies are offering bundled service discounts now! I wonder how other countries get their numbers?
50. Genius Jones - March 22, 2011 3:03 PM
That's it. I'm moving to the Congo.
51. Woodcock - March 25, 2011 6:28 PM
33. Ponkur - March 18, 2011 7:11 PM
The countries with the smallest wangs are the angriest, most war-mongering ones!
The smaller the dong the more powerful the country as well. Pretty soon China will own everything....they already took on a lot of U.S. debt.
52. Squeaks - March 26, 2011 1:07 AM
well....(starts packing).... Im heading to latin America chao
53. Jack attack - March 28, 2011 3:07 PM
The only issue with this chart is that the results were self reported.
I can vouch for the rest of the Americans we would have lied better but felt like claiming anything over a foot would just show that we were bullshitting. But that god damn metric system screwed us again.
54. Sarah - March 28, 2011 7:46 PM
So I guess it makes sense that my Mexican ex-boyfriend's penis was 10 times larger than my Chinese boyfriends....
55. Grace - March 28, 2011 7:53 PM
I love that Canada and UK are ahead of USA. I need a British-Canadian boyfriend!
56. Matt - March 29, 2011 12:25 PM
now we know why usa has to go to war to prove somthing all the time and why they hate on us canadians so much
57. Michael - March 29, 2011 5:58 PM
Is this measured by cm? If it is im 19.1 (7.5 in) Does that mean I win.
58. tati - March 29, 2011 9:49 PM
-___- Ladies and Gentlemen. The chart is measured by cm. The rest of the world uses the metric system. If you click to see the interactive map is will show you in inches.
59. qwentin355 - March 30, 2011 1:01 AM
I guess this is why Canadians are so polite, they have nothing to compensate for just content with being in the middle
60. John38457 - March 30, 2011 2:22 PM
The data on map is very inaccurate I believe. I am Asian and my penis is 5.75 inches measured properly. I am only 5 feet and 6 inches tall. The standard "okayish" average size is supposed to be 6 inches... so 5.75 inches is not bad for my height and ethnicity I believe. I am bothered about the stereotype that all Asians have 3-4 inch penises. It doesn't help my image when people "think" my penis is ~2 inches shorter than it actually is.
61. A Bolivian - March 30, 2011 7:25 PM
WOO BOLIVIA IS IN 7TH!! PROUD TO BE BOLIVIAN!!