Mar 23 2011Poké Rights, Not Poké Fights: Pokémon PSA
From the same makers as the live-action Pokemon movie trailer comes this 1:00 Pokémon PSA about the cruelty of Poké-fights. THAT SHIT'S NOT CASH. Pokémons are animals too, you know. No, no they're not. They're monsters and in medieval times would've been trapped and burnt at the stake. Oooooor fed to the dragon that lives in a cave above the castle. Still, they do have feelings. If you really want to watch a fight tell some chick some other chick called her a junky slut. There will be blood hair-pulling.
Hit the jump and get your public service on. Me? I have to pick up trash by the freeway :/
Thanks to Cal The New Noise Thriller, who may or may yes be replacing Cal The Old Noise Thriller, who died when a phonograph exploded on stage.
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Reader Comments
1. poop - March 23, 2011 1:52 PM
Normally GW sucks. but this... GW is obviously just sucking off a dude while posting this.
2. turd - March 23, 2011 1:53 PM
this is gayer than 8 dudes blowing 9 dudes.
3. Bash Ketchup - March 23, 2011 1:57 PM
I dont get it, its like a hippie "fighting is bad and cruelty to animals" commercial? -_-
4. turdandpoopgay?yes - March 23, 2011 1:59 PM
out of the 9 dudes you speak of, how many of them are you? All of them? wow, you're hella gay.
5. lameness - March 23, 2011 2:01 PM
it's a parody... get it? you know what a parody is?
6. The Count - March 23, 2011 2:09 PM
@2 That's 17 dudes! Ah Ah Ah
7. FakeRaven - March 23, 2011 2:09 PM
Lmao... this is too funny... specially the master ball line
8. poop - March 23, 2011 2:34 PM
GW sucks more than rebecca black.
@4 im gayer than you fag.
9. Christian Weston Chandler - March 23, 2011 2:35 PM
This is funny but in real life pokemon like being fought against each other. It's what they do!
10. New Noise Thriller - March 23, 2011 2:36 PM
I'm just hoping these guys do more videos.
I DID indeed replace the Old Noise Thriller.
11. Shelbon - March 23, 2011 2:47 PM
@5 I'm hoping these people are joking. Unfortunately there's no font for sarcasm
12. Rancid Dook - March 23, 2011 3:03 PM
mow mow
@9: In real life? I hate to break it to you buddy but there are no Pokemon in real life...so stupid sculpting squirtles, pikachus, etc. out of your shit and thinking they are real cuz they are not.
mow mow
13. jim - March 23, 2011 3:17 PM
Damn team plasma propaganda.
14. turd ferguson - March 23, 2011 3:43 PM
This is funny but in real life pokemon like being fought against each other. It's what they do!
This is funny but in real life pokemon like being fought against each other. It's what they do!
This is funny but in real life pokemon like being fought against each other. It's what they do!
This is funny but in real life pokemon like being fought against each other. It's what they do!
DERRRRRRRRRRRRR YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!
-turd
15. B - March 23, 2011 4:14 PM
Some clever lines but the fact that they called them Pokey Fights was really annoying. They're called battles! And it's not pronounced Pokey!
16. DUH Read.. - March 23, 2011 4:22 PM
Made for the Genesis Matrix 'SPOOF YOUR FAVORITE VIRAL VIDEO CONTEST' 2011.
17. Just Kidding Leon - March 23, 2011 4:31 PM
Pretty clever.
But what the fuck is mow mow
mow mow?
18. brockisnigger - March 23, 2011 6:00 PM
why was brock white?
19. Candy for Breakfast - March 23, 2011 6:01 PM
callin me a junky slut, huh?! OOH YOU BETTER WATCH IT!
20. Rancid Dook - March 23, 2011 6:05 PM
mow mow
Its good for the mind, body, and soul man.
mow mow
21. dabzilla - March 23, 2011 7:18 PM
"if theyre not slaves, then why do you call yourself master?"
end the poke-oppression, begin the poke-segregation! SEPARATE BUT EQUAL!
22. Invention Agents - March 24, 2011 12:44 AM
This is funny but in real life Pokemon like being fought against each other.Some clever lines but the fact that they called them Pokey Fights was really annoying.
23. turdandpoopgay?yes - March 24, 2011 3:28 AM
@8 Dude, If I wanted to be in a gay contest with you I'd move to W.V A (I'm assuming that's where you're from since you are obviously retarded) and wear skin-tight rattle snake pants while parading around downtown sucking off 9 dudes in alley ways just to score some coke so I can do it on a male strippers ass and repeat the process every day. Even if I did all of this, I'd probably still come in second... to you.
24. Christian Weston Chandler - March 24, 2011 4:47 AM
@12: I do NOT appreciate your tone of voice. I am fully aware that Pokemon do not exist outside of their cartoon and game universe. You sound just like some other DANG DIRTY PEOPLE who like to play 'kick the autistic' with me IRL.
25. [email protected]$# - March 24, 2011 9:06 PM
@13
hahah im the only one that got that so far
26. Jessica Castillo - March 25, 2011 12:45 PM
This is hilarious and clever and wonderful.
AWESOME POST!
27. C$z - March 27, 2011 1:27 PM
if you only have one type of pokemon, thats racist
28. Jester - March 29, 2011 11:41 PM
I'd let those chicks open my Pokeballs.