Mar 18 2011Pedaling Plastered: The Bicycle Beer Holder
This $22 bicycle beer holder comfortably keeps a 6-pack of beer bottles right below your nuts. No word what to do if you're more of a 18-pack a day kinda guy, but my guess is get a basket. Alternatively, buy six-packs of cans, which come with their own plastic bike-mounts. Or do what I do and beg a neighbor to drive you to the liquor store and get a keg. That way you only have to go like once a week! "Over 150 beers a week -- really GW?" Really what? Economical? Yes.
Hit the jump for one more shot of the yes, yes you can get a DUI on a bike (I ran straight into a wall in front of a cop in college).
Etsy Product Site
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Bike 6-pack Holder a Much Better Idea Than it Sounds [uberreview]
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Reader Comments
1. Voiden - March 18, 2011 5:33 PM
Bike is the worst kind of drunk driving...
2. Snoopaloop - March 18, 2011 5:35 PM
Needs more bottle opener on handle-bars. Would this thing get you a DUI AAANNNDD an open-container!? Two birds.
3. the_tof - March 18, 2011 5:36 PM
I actually know a guy who got a BUI. He was a little too proud of that....
4. Faster - March 18, 2011 5:36 PM
*Ching* *Ching*
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5. uhh....ok - March 18, 2011 5:43 PM
yeah that looks like a beaner would ride that bike. wait mistake they would actually carry a 30 pack.
6. Snoopaloop - March 18, 2011 5:46 PM
There's nothing wrong with thirty packs.
7. ricky - March 18, 2011 5:50 PM
they make 30 packs? never seen.
8. harveywallbanger - March 18, 2011 5:51 PM
You people are fairies these days. When I was wasting my youth we put our bottles right in the water bottle holder.
9. DragonKatt - March 18, 2011 5:56 PM
Hahah...I was all "That's gotta be made in Portland"
I go to the etsy site: "Made with love in my workshop in Portland, Oregon."
Sometimes, I love my town, and other times....I am glad I live just outside of it. Hahah.
10. Bexx BS - March 18, 2011 7:29 PM
This is why kids - a water bottle filled with either Vodka, Gin, or White Rum will do you good in the water bottle holder.
Or really anything in a water bottle/soda bottle. Rum and Coke? oh hello coke bottle!
easy as pie.
also works for Theme parks (best way to ride them Pirates with RUM) and sports games.
drink on.
11. ConfessionsOfaManwhore.com - March 18, 2011 7:55 PM
yes i'd like a dui and a cracked skull, please sign me up!
12. Poodles - March 18, 2011 9:26 PM
Hipsters are going to be all over this soon...unless it becomes mainstream.
13. Mia - March 19, 2011 2:46 AM
Yeah because the cardboard handles NEVER break on a 6pk.
14. pfrank - March 19, 2011 3:05 AM
this thing is stupid why is it made of leather? I could make that so easily
15. Shayne - March 19, 2011 2:55 PM
Or you could, you know, put it in the truck or your car.
16. Me - March 19, 2011 7:49 PM
A fine choice of Pilsner!
17. shutup - March 19, 2011 9:59 PM
@8 -
You're calling others pansies while saying you carried a SINGLE beer on your bike.
Meanwhile the device is for holding a 6 pack.
You're a fucking moron.
18. Ciao - March 19, 2011 10:00 PM
It is a good invention, but I would prefer if some material did surround the cardboard cover as well.
19. Kurt C - March 20, 2011 2:25 PM
Looks like your knees would bang right into the beer while you are riding.
20. J - March 20, 2011 7:28 PM
Void of suspension meaning the first beer you open is well shaken causing it to explode in your face when you open it blinding you making you ride into a tree. Or it spills out over the rest of the beers soaking the coardboard holder which breaks sending 5 bottles of beer into your cranks. Have a nice trip.
If your drinking why do you need to ride anywhere. Multi-tasking is for idiots.
21. L - March 21, 2011 8:09 AM
If they really wanted to sell this thing, the promo pics would have shown a 6er of PBR instead of Pilsner Urquell.
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24. Jimbo99 - March 22, 2011 2:20 AM
Yeah, can't wait to see the alcoholics crying after the cardboard packaging breaks and all their precious beer is a wet spot in the gutter ? They'll leave it there so the rest of us can get flats riding over the broken glass ? Broadcast that you're plastered and want a bui with all the empties hanging from the top tube ?
I really don't want a drunk cyclist hitting my car and expecting sympathy when they are in the hospital with broken bones and vertebrae ? That's if they survive the encounter ? And I'm certain there will be a lot of sorry alcoholics after they've run over a pedestrian ?
25. Karl - March 24, 2011 3:29 AM
Check your local laws on the DUI thing. It is legal here in Alaska (a vehicle is defined as having an engine) as well as South Dakota and some other states.