Mar 31 2011FINALLY -- Huffable Meat: J & D's BaconAir


J&D's, the same company that brought us bacon mayonnaise, bacon lip balm, bacon envelopes and bacon popcorn, is back at it, this time with huffable bacon-flavored oxygen. But, before I go any further, TOMORROW IS APRIL FOOLS' DAY -- don't let anybody fool you. So on that note, this is probably fake. Oooooooor it could be real. God knows I've already seen even crazier shit this week (a stray cat f***ing a dog on a leash). Allegedly the product was inspired by these huffable chocolates and is shipping soon for $9. *reading product site* "95% pure Himalayan oxygen". FAKE! FAKE AS HALF THE TITS IN HOLLYWOOD. Still, if it turns out not to be you should definitely only use it after igniting the spray. You know, for that authentic smoked bacon flavor. Kidding, I want you to melt your face off.

News report and link to iffy product site after the jump. Feel free to fool your friends (they're all dicks anyways).

Product Site

Thanks to Fally, who's seen 'Space Balls' before and knows what canned oxygen is actually supposed to look like.

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Huff my pork!


I hope this shit causes brain cancer. Enough with the goddamn bacon. It's good but its not that fucking good.

i'll slap my meat on your grill. grill like a rapper- teeth!

Almost 30 years ago I had a comic called "Anarchy Comics". In it was a strip called "Anarchie" (Archie and the gang as suburban punks). One subplot concerned what would now be called a 'Pro-Ano' group calling themselves The Karen Carpenter Brigade - by the story's end they had taken over the country and flavored air, rather than food, was what people ate.

Now something that seemed so stupid 30 years ago is real. Hmmmm...

Who cares about bacon air...minecraft beta 1.4 was just released!?!?

Who cares about bacon air...minecraft beta 1.4 was just released!?!?


@4 Wow that all seems very stupid now as well.

mow mow

The thought of bacon makes me sick. The whole "Gadgets and Gizmos" thing has become way way way to broad...I don't really consider this either. That plus no one thinks this is awesome...

Geekologie 2011: Gadgets, Gizmos, Awesome, but mostly random SHIT.

mow mow

It's baconlicious.

ack you pork lobby

mow mow

Pure Himalayan Oxygen eh? What is this a gimmick? *Goes to Himalayas. Opens empty jar. Closes empty jar. Leaves. Sells jar.*

mow mow

its like axe for chubby chasers pit pit chest.... stampede

is it me or are the bacon gags getting old??

Total April Fool's Day product - last year they announced bacon baby formula, the year before it was baconlube.

Typical Americans, obscessed with food.
And I bet it smells like dog treats too.

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