Feb 19 2011Better Not Be A Transformer: Dodge Charger, The Official Car Of The Human Resistance
This is a short commercial for the new 2011 Dodge Charger, which advertises the vehicle as the leader of the human resistance against robots. They really should have run that by me first aside, I'll allow it. And not just because I'm hoping to score a free one for posting this, but I did park my car at the bar, take a cab home, and forget which bar it was at. That was almost five months ago. I f***ing hate walking.
Hit the jump for the anti-robot advertisement.
Thanks to Tom, who I will let DD.
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Reader Comments
1. Matt - February 19, 2011 3:13 PM
Wouldnt mind that car, what transformer would it be if it was?
2. Jake - February 19, 2011 3:13 PM
First!
3. Jake - February 19, 2011 3:14 PM
Aw, damn :(
4. Matt - February 19, 2011 3:14 PM
yes would be bumble bee but i didnt want to see any first tards shouting first so rushed that post without thinking
5. Peter - February 19, 2011 3:14 PM
a saturday post? You do love us!
6. Your Mom - February 19, 2011 3:16 PM
question: wasn't there a dodge charger popo in transformers? the first movie I mean.
7. Matt - February 19, 2011 3:18 PM
yeh come to think of it there was, tbh could be any transfer of that mass first one that comes to mind dispite the colour dif is bumble
8. S J West - February 19, 2011 3:21 PM
A Dodge charger leading the Human fight against the robots? LOL LOL LOL
We're there reputation you might aswell use a rubber band.
9. Robert - February 19, 2011 3:28 PM
Is that Dexter narrating?
10. proper - February 19, 2011 3:29 PM
dexter is that you? 2011 charger, the car for serial killers that girls want to bang
11. Geekman - February 19, 2011 3:36 PM
That was indeed Michael C. Hall, AKA Dexter.
Michael C. Hall + anti-machine rhetoric = selling power
12. naas - February 19, 2011 3:41 PM
Yes this is all very impressive but...........
13. naas - February 19, 2011 3:41 PM
can it pop balloons?
14. j - February 19, 2011 3:43 PM
this commercial made me lol the first time i saw it.
15. zzz - February 19, 2011 4:34 PM
No thanks I'd rather not rely on a dodge it'll fall apart while fighting the robots.
16. LB - February 19, 2011 5:16 PM
Another peice of shit by Dodge
17. Leftover pizza - February 19, 2011 5:50 PM
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater.
18. Leftover crab cakes - February 19, 2011 5:52 PM
Dodge... a verb, not a noun.
19. Leftover fried breaded brie with balsamic and red current sauce - February 19, 2011 6:09 PM
If you cant dodge it..ram it.
20. revotfel again - February 19, 2011 6:18 PM
Why did the woman cross the road?
Because a dodge charger for gas.
21. Where's Dishy? - February 19, 2011 6:21 PM
His jokes were the best.
22. Where's Dishy? - February 19, 2011 6:22 PM
Hahaha, Disregard that. I suck cocks.
23. Axle - February 19, 2011 6:48 PM
thats a weird add
24. D - February 19, 2011 6:58 PM
...Leader of the human resistanceOH SHIT A CORNER *CRASH BURN DEATH*
25. Scott - February 19, 2011 7:01 PM
@Where's Dishy, Was that a bash reference? I havn't seen one of those in about 10 years. Bringing it back.
26. Obskura - February 19, 2011 7:26 PM
Whoa. A Saturday update? daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn
27. rob - February 19, 2011 7:47 PM
Oh shit, Dexter is going car ads now.
28. Ray - February 19, 2011 8:10 PM
What I really care about is if I can program it so it drives itself..
29. Dutchy - February 19, 2011 8:23 PM
meh I rather havea old '69 - '72 Charger.
...and Dexter noooo don't do ads!
30. Dishy - February 19, 2011 9:30 PM
I saw the best digital minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving philosophers buggy, naked variables drag racing conditions busing bits of irreproducible contention looking for an angry quick fix, intel-headed hipsters burning for the 110-volt heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night! Moloch! Moloch! Robot apartments! Moloch whose mind is pure machinery! Moloch whose eyes are a thousand cams, whose bluetooth tears the google 2.0 fabric, whose soul is electricity, whose name is the all-seeing Mind!
(@21, haven't been around much lately, super busy, miss these comments, they're the best in bloggersphere-town)
31. Tenga - February 19, 2011 10:02 PM
OOOoo I live the facelift, the taillights resemble the classic chargers more
32. Cookie - February 19, 2011 11:02 PM
@1
Cliffjumper
33. Vaganza - February 19, 2011 11:18 PM
@6 The Police Car was a Saleen Mustang
34. FUCK YOU JAKE - February 19, 2011 11:19 PM
FUCK YOU JAKE! FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING FIRST SHIT!!!!
35. what - February 20, 2011 12:04 AM
Hey it's the 2nd street tunnel...again...the tunnel in every commercial and movie since Blade Runner.
36. Plaido - February 20, 2011 2:03 AM
That's all well and Shiny but will it be available in the rest of the world as a Right-hand drive.... No, of cause not... No wonder so many American car companies are going under, seems kind of stupid only selling cars to a market share that belongs to an economy that's struggling to stay afloat...
37. geek - February 20, 2011 2:59 AM
Dodge Charger is sooo yesterday. What's hot now is the Chevy Camaro.
http://www.chevy-camaro-2009.com/images/2009ChevyCamaroHeader.gif
look it up boi
38. Leftover - February 20, 2011 3:34 AM
@30 Dishy, good to see you're still with us.
39. ironicoincidence - February 20, 2011 4:29 AM
I finally watch Terminator Salvation yesterday for the first time, and what's on top when I next check this blog? Skynet planting some kind taunt, that's what.
Sure, I'll drive a Charger ... right up your ass, crappy movie.
The first half was OK, I guess.
40. TJ - February 20, 2011 5:04 AM
Dexter, ist that you?
The voice totally sounds like Michael C. Hall.
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44. Nataya - February 20, 2011 11:37 AM
Diiishy! :)
45. RIck - February 20, 2011 11:44 AM
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46. docterpwn - February 20, 2011 11:59 AM
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47. DOCTERPWN - February 20, 2011 12:06 PM
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49. Andrew - February 20, 2011 3:33 PM
This commercial is referncing the Matrix, not Transformers.
Just sayin.
50. The Original Matt - February 20, 2011 4:00 PM
@4 - First Bumble Bee is a 'Chevy' 'Camero'!
@6 - That was a Mustang, Damn you people and not knowing cars!
and still @ you #6, no, YOUR MOM!
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52. President Obama - February 20, 2011 11:29 PM
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54. Ray - February 21, 2011 5:38 AM
Good to know Dexter is on our side.
55. Ben - February 21, 2011 8:12 AM
In the same voice, "cars that change gear for you"
56. criman - February 21, 2011 8:40 AM
is this car manmade? no robots used to build this? i doubt so...
57. metal castings - February 21, 2011 8:49 AM
oh,I will still use my bike.
58. President Obama - February 21, 2011 11:14 AM
Is that the voice of the gay undertaker ?
59. mark - February 21, 2011 3:56 PM
Anti-robot? So why does it's ass look like a Cylon?
60. Interactive taxi - February 21, 2011 4:16 PM
wow...that was really marvelous...!!!
truly saying just loved the video..!!
61. jaime - February 21, 2011 4:17 PM
at 0:18 you can see a display (and most likely an on board computer feeding it), so this car is also vulnerable to robocalypse.
62. Jonathan - February 21, 2011 10:35 PM
it's still a Auto...
it could at least be a manual..
63. -64. - February 21, 2011 11:05 PM
100$ that Bay will make this a Decepticon
64. Jacob - February 22, 2011 4:18 AM
Screw that, If i'm getting a car for the human resistance it's going to be the 1984 Audi Quattro!
I'm going after the robots Gene Hunt style.
65. sixty five - February 22, 2011 5:35 PM
Room for 5 dark passengers, assuming it doesn't have bucket seats. Or I suppose 4 out of 5 dark passengers could squeeze into the backseat. And a body could or two could be stuffed into the trunk, more if they're in trash bags. No room for Harry, though.
DEXTER JOKES
66. eurichs07 - February 24, 2011 11:07 AM
@65 LOVE IT!!!!
67. Stuff - February 24, 2011 2:15 PM
Video has gone "private"