Jan 4 2011WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?!: Droid Lover
First C3, then Jar-Jar, and next thing you know you're turnin' freaky-ass tricks in a Mos Eisley bathroom stall. It's a slippery slope, bro, and from the looks of things you're at least halfway down with no trees to break your fall. Just remember: some of them aliens got multiple wieners. They're not gonna wanna pay extra!
Hey, We All Like Star Wars But...Damn! [nerdapproved]
Thanks to greg, who agrees there should be a special place in space-prison for droid-f***ers.
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Reader Comments
1. mickey - January 4, 2011 5:32 PM
NO U
2. McFeely Smackup - January 4, 2011 5:42 PM
Hmm...this star wars stuff seems to be popular with the kids. Maybe we should try getting some Star Wars related content on THIS website. Just for a trial run...it might catch on.
3. Billy Seatsniffer - January 4, 2011 5:45 PM
In other news, Proposition ∞ was ratified today, legalizing robosexual marriage in the state of New New York.
4. derwin - January 4, 2011 5:57 PM
CP30 doesnt look too interested :/
5. JohnicYouth - January 4, 2011 5:58 PM
Does anybody else remember how old this is?
6. McFeely Smackup - January 4, 2011 6:06 PM
Your mom does.
She also remembers the last time I boned her.
(it was last night)
7. gizmoduck - January 4, 2011 6:22 PM
idiot moron
8. http://www.ConfessionsOfAManwhore.com - January 4, 2011 7:42 PM
this looks like its from the freakin 70s lol
9. WTF?! - January 4, 2011 7:54 PM
Looks like Justin Bieber WAS desperate for a guy
10. xian - January 4, 2011 8:11 PM
He's cute. I'd like to do a three-way here, then send the cardboard out for some more lube.
11. asshat - January 4, 2011 8:12 PM
A
ny man can be trained to use a light saber!!
12. tommy verciti - January 4, 2011 9:08 PM
you sick basturd
13. Alex - January 4, 2011 9:50 PM
O_O
What....The....Fuck?
14. jojodrum3 - January 4, 2011 11:01 PM
I almost lost a mouthful of pizza when I saw this. I think it's hilarious.
15. jeenyus - January 4, 2011 11:49 PM
Looks like this dude,
http://www.youtube.com/user/nuglah#p/u/7/3heCPcOM_Z0
Wouldn't be surprised if it were him!
16. amishfury - January 5, 2011 1:33 AM
jeenyus no it's not
this is a photo of Tony Stockert from a few years back
from around the same time there was a photo of him "drinking tide" and a photoshopped image of him having sex with himself while he watched
according to him he was wearing shorts when this photo was taken
17. Franky - January 5, 2011 10:07 AM
3:
You're my new favourite person for referencing Futurama.
18. petrofied - January 5, 2011 10:40 AM
He looks like Luke... same haircut.
Now we know what happened in between takes.
19. scott - January 5, 2011 11:00 AM
hooray for gay sex!
"...a photoshopped image of him having sex with himself while he watched..."
i wish i had thought of that
20. Shepard Book - January 5, 2011 8:03 PM
If you take sexual advantage of that droid, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.
Remember. The SPECIAL hell.
21. Happy - January 13, 2011 8:27 AM
I went to school with this guy. Hahahahahaha!