Jan 14 2011Worst Hunter EVER: Man Injures Fox, Fox Shoots Man (Without Human-Hunting Permit!)
I'm not gonna lie bro, you wouldn't stand a chance at 'The Most Dangerous Game'.
Some dipshit moron shot a fox and, having not killed it because he sucks at aiming, decided to try beating it to death with the butt of his rifle. Only thing was, the sly fox wasn't having it.
The unnamed hunter, who had approached the fox after wounding it from a distance, was in hospital with a leg wound, while the fox made its escape, media said, citing prosecutors from the Grodno region.
"The animal fiercely resisted and in the struggle accidentally pulled the trigger with its paw," one prosecutor was quoted as saying.
Whoa whoa whoa -- prosecutors?! Please tell me they're not trying to put the poor fox in prison. THAT SHIT WAS CLEARLY SELF-DEFENSE!!
Outfoxed! Prey shoots hunter [msnbc]
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Thanks to Max and Bella Meow, who don't hunt for anything but treasure. OMG -- PIRATES!! (Pleaaaaase let me join your crew)
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Reader Comments
1. Ciao - January 14, 2011 1:46 PM
The guns in the other hand now. mwahahaha
Go fox!
2. Jonathan - January 14, 2011 1:46 PM
The furries are fighting back! I knew this day would come.
3. Closet Nerd - January 14, 2011 1:47 PM
Literally laughed out loud.... just sayin
4. Wipeless - January 14, 2011 1:49 PM
gj Fox. Remember to do a barrel roll.
5. Hellhound - January 14, 2011 1:52 PM
Poor man, he should have used a combat knife or like in Rambo a crossbow that never misses and some how shots faster than a gun
6. Chip Chipperson - January 14, 2011 1:53 PM
tss tss...yeah, murderous as a fox is what I always say...tss tss....
7. Jonathan - January 14, 2011 1:55 PM
@6: Chip Chipperson, go f*ck Gadget or something.
8. Daiya Darko - January 14, 2011 1:55 PM
Shit just got real, son!
9. cyberslackz - January 14, 2011 1:57 PM
I knew Star Fox was real
10. Lupe - January 14, 2011 2:03 PM
I have a pet fox. No joke. Those things are near brilliant when they want to be.
... Come to think of it, I should go buy him a gun. Thanks GW!
11. http://www.ConfessionsOfAManwhore.com - January 14, 2011 2:03 PM
The hunter and mr "Smart and attractive" manbewbs from yesterday should go have a cup of fail together
12. midifsta - January 14, 2011 2:04 PM
No firefox pun......
13. Tojo - January 14, 2011 2:08 PM
[Insert Firefox pun here]
There you go, 12. midifista!
14. skeptism - January 14, 2011 2:12 PM
Remember the drunk Russian tourist who killed a shark with his bare arse? Yeah, wasn't true after all.
15. x - January 14, 2011 2:22 PM
hey chip - that tss tss sounds like you've sprung a leak - I think the air is escaping from the vacuum between your ears.
16. OliviaY - January 14, 2011 2:34 PM
Hahahahahaha
In soviet russia, fox shoots you! (Okay Belarus technically but close enough.)
17. sexygeek - January 14, 2011 3:10 PM
@6 hey Chip your Vagina's leaking air
18. Dhip Dhipperson - January 14, 2011 3:18 PM
dss dss man I'm going to wair this shite out dss dss
19. Kip Kipperson - January 14, 2011 3:18 PM
pss...pss....i am red doggin...pss...pss
20. JJtoob - January 14, 2011 3:21 PM
Need more training before you try to destroy the Kyuubi.
21. Bradley B - January 14, 2011 3:25 PM
Guns don't kill people.
Animals with Guns Kill People!!!
22. Pay Back - January 14, 2011 4:36 PM
Call these #'s and ask what ever u want
903-504-2828 and
903-705-3711
23. DEF - January 14, 2011 4:44 PM
Oh i want this guy's adress !!!
I want to take train, to see him.
And then, i'll say to him, eyes in eyes, that he's the most idiot guy on earth.
24. Franky - January 14, 2011 4:59 PM
Foxes are adorable. Especially that one used for the image. I guess I'm just odd with animals. I kinda want a raccoon too since they have those cute little human hands lol.
That being said, that guys is a dumb ass. Why did he go up to the fox? Why not just shoot it again. Fucking retard...
25. Cakeflourz - January 14, 2011 5:40 PM
In Soviet Russia, fox shoots YOU!!
26. Muneeb - January 14, 2011 8:13 PM
Epic karma FTW!!! That hunter should've known better than to let a fox near a gun. Hasn't he ever played Starfox? Someone give this guy a Darwin Award.
27. BWAHAHAHAHAHA - January 14, 2011 8:14 PM
this story is going to be on failblog by sundown.
28. Ed - January 14, 2011 8:20 PM
It would be even funnier if he died!
29. TheyAreHere - January 14, 2011 9:33 PM
'Accidentally' pulled the trigger? That's no accident. They Are Here. (runs and jumps out nearest window)
30. Exophrine - January 14, 2011 10:52 PM
GO CHIP CHIPPERSON!
tss tss...looks like the fox became the hunter or sumthin'....tss tss
31. ExtDave - January 14, 2011 11:29 PM
I laughed so hard that I pissed myself a little. The furries are fighting back with a vengeance! That guy is an epic failure! To bad the bullet hit his leg and not his sack. That moron should never be allowed to have children!
32. Marlboro Man - January 14, 2011 11:30 PM
Starfox has gone GTA lol! Funny shit!
33. Leftover - January 15, 2011 3:56 AM
The vixen was obviously aiming for his balls, but missed. They apparently were smaller than she thought.
34. loosethoughts - January 15, 2011 10:34 AM
Yes, way to go fox!
Should have been a head shot!
35. Robert - January 15, 2011 7:23 PM
Can't acquit if the paw don't fit! It worked for Dick Cheney.
36. Fjord Prefect - January 17, 2011 12:36 PM
A win for nature, yay! I hope more animals start shooting humans, seriously.
37. shannon - January 17, 2011 1:53 PM
Why would anyone want to kill a cute fox anyway? This guy got what he deserved! I hope the fox will be okay! Hunting is so cruel and necessary!
What are they thinking? "Lets go drink some beers and kill some innocent animals minding their own f**cking business! Sounds like fun to me!" IDIOTS!!!!