Jan 7 2011Well It's About Freakin' Time!: 'I Am Rich' App Now Available For Windows Phones
A bottle of absinthe, a $500 phone app and a removed wristwatch? Somebody's trying to kill themself.
Remember the $1,000 'I Am Rich' iPhone app that doesn't do anything except let other people know you're actually stupid enough to pay $1,000 for an app that doesn't do anything? Well now there's a version available for Windows 7 phones at the low, low cost of $500. Jesus, now every peon and peasant in the countryside is gonna own the thing! Still, I recommend you buy it. That way everybody you're trying to impress actually knows you're rich. Also, about to get hit over the head with a sockful of Skittles and your wallet stolen.
I Am Rich App Hits Windows Phone 7 [ohgizmo]
Thanks to Sharon, who's so rich she actually signs up for 2-year cell phone contracts and then breaks them just to spend money. LOLWTF LADY?!
Reader Comments
1. naas - January 7, 2011 1:39 PM
apple did it
2. naas - January 7, 2011 1:39 PM
to a windows phone
3. naas - January 7, 2011 1:40 PM
behind the table
4. naas - January 7, 2011 1:40 PM
on the floor
5. naas - January 7, 2011 1:41 PM
....that is all
6. steve - January 7, 2011 1:42 PM
I just taped it to my scrode so the ladies know I am soooo rich...and that my scrode can handle the weight of all that money.
7. MikeZ - January 7, 2011 1:51 PM
It's actually a good move. Development costs next to zero, but even if you find only a single idiot who'll buy it it was already worth the time.
8. McFeely Smackup - January 7, 2011 1:56 PM
It's hard to argue with the idea. Like MikeZ said, one person buying it makes it worthwhile...and there's enough people driving around in $900 cars with $4000 rims to prove that there's a market for it.
9. Louis - January 7, 2011 2:07 PM
Then someone pulls out a diamond encrusted iPhone. BALLA!
Louis of http://aprettyage.blogspot.com/
10. Cookie - January 7, 2011 2:15 PM
The same app, and apple has a 100% mark-up on it. F U APPLE
Just like every other product apple sells!!
(Partially joking, but mostly not. Apple sells you a shinier version for 2x the price)
11. Chip Chipperson - January 7, 2011 2:18 PM
tss tss...yeah windows is for rednecks or sumpthin ya know...tss tss...
12. Loki - January 7, 2011 2:19 PM
Purchased!
".. What do you mean I'm getting evicted?"
13. I Am Poor - January 7, 2011 2:44 PM
How much from the "I am poor" software?
14. Trvth - January 7, 2011 3:51 PM
Kubler? ugh. if you're going for domestically available absinthe, get St George
15. Woll - January 7, 2011 4:21 PM
"Hey, look how many shiny rocks I can buy. LOOK!"
THEY'RE FUCKING ROCKS, PEOPLE! I don't give a shit if they're shiny and rare, THEY'RE FUCKING ROCKS.
Be glad you're too poor to buy something so stupid.
16. Franky - January 7, 2011 4:21 PM
@I Am Poor
It costs -500$. That's right, they actually give you money. Although it's connected to the Rich app so they only give out as much money as they get. It's kinda like a Robin Hood app.
17. Ed - January 7, 2011 4:26 PM
This really pisses me off because I didn't think of it first.
Wise man say, "A fool and his money are soon parted."
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19. LUL - January 7, 2011 11:14 PM
that app shouldn't say that at all. should say "HEY I AM A TOOL WHO SPENDS $500 ON SOMETHING THAT DOES NOTHING USEFUL FOR ME. MAYBE THIS ASSHOLE SHOULD'VE STOPPED BY THE STRIP CLUB A FEW HUNDRED TIMES BEFORE WASTING IT ON THIS CRAP. LOLOLOL"
20. Tim - January 10, 2011 2:33 PM
@15
Yeah except diamonds aren't even rare, they are about as common as quartz.