Jan 31 2011'Star Trek Girl' Song And Music Video

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Seen here looking like she just asked for a hug before realizing she was in the middle of shitting her pants, this is Youtube user meekakitty singing her sure-to-be-only single (red-shirt -- probably dead by now) 'Star Trek Girl'. It looks like it was filmed in a dormitory bathroom. Also, it worries me that tipster "Steve" prefaced the video link with "this chick is f***in' hot" because from the minute-and-a-half I watched she definitely looked "f***in' fourteen". But who knows, maybe he meant to send something else and isn't such a creeper after all. BWAHAHAHAHA!! Nope, he's a pervert. Aaaaaaaaand probably not sending me anymore tips.

Hit the jump for 5:00 of autotunery and spasmodic dancing.

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Resistance is futile against the sweet "Star Trek Girl" song [io9]

Thanks to Steve, who's probably insisting that's not his real name right now.

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God, I hate Star Wars.

There are times when I hate the fact that I was a Star Trek fan as a teen when ther were NO fan girls.

*puke*

I don't need to watch it to know that it's bad. Just that first photo tells the story.

Sigh...every geek makes him/herself a captain. There's just no respect for the structure of rank.

I would shag her, if she was legal... and loose the dance music sh*t.

bwugh... why GW?

"We'll go where no-one's gone before?!?". Come on, GW!

For those to lazy to check: She's 20yrs. http://www.youtube.com/user/meekakitty

I feel the bridge comes too late. People will miss out on that rap solo. Song structure is key.

Tits or GTFO

She's legal. Also a model. And super annoyingly nerdy.

Everyone here has overlooked the most glaring piece of discontinuity: that ponytail is too long for Starfleet regulation.

geek

ala

gee


..is that how you say it? I live in the midwest US, that's how I say it

How to kill something ? Make it trendy.

Someone put a dick in her mouth so she will STFU. I don't know why we started letting women voice their decisions and be creative. Let's start a list of things women have ruined.

1. Vampires

Something so hot about Trek geekettes.

@16 Nerd, Meyer is not a woman, she's a mormon.
and yes... that's the best I got.

Just so you know, this girl is 19/20 years old and an ex-model. I follow her on youtube.

Um, hey, shes legal 1. And 2 shes a super awesome person, so, I'm not too happy about you making fun of her. The one time I met her IRL, she was nothing but sweet and funny. Also, smokin' hot.

The tune reminds me of The Guild's "Do you want to date my avatar?".

@20 She maybe a nice girl but the song still sucks.

She's cute but uggggh, that is a horrible song, autotuned to hell and back.

Re: 19 & 20
Didn't take long for this talentless minger's friends to get all butt hurt and come here whining.

Bad move people.

...

Wasn't there a Klingon death metal band at one time? I wanna' see a music video from those guys.

I hate her Star Trek,
Oooooh I hate her Star Trek,
I hate her Start Trek,
Hate her Star Trek Song!

I hate her Star Trek,
Oooooh I hate her Star Trek,
I hate her Start Trek,
Hate her Star Trek Song!

Etc.,etc.

These chicks are the only star trek fans that know what a vagina looks like..ZING!

[email protected], that should have been the only post here following this video...

Key points you know mean you dance like shit:
Filming a video clip and you wince every five seconds as your demented ponytail whips you in the face. I stopped counting after 2.05

@ people bitching about autotune - go back to listening to daft punk obliviously, please.

NICE, but, missing more BOOBS! :D

@11 & 26
lolololololol

Also, this is so damned annoying I could only handle about 2.4 seconds of it...

I didn't put my headphones on. I was playing Deadmou5 in my head.

"Do you wanna date my avatar" this ain't

Aside from the overly repetitive tuneless chorus, and lack of interesting visual content (!music !video) there are hardly any references to Star Trek itself. You could copypaste some other uniform and "I'll be your _____ _____ girl" and do the same thing again!

Also, weird noises + conan haircut = wut

Oh god, as much I love her, this is really bad. Her voice is so autotuned that it doesn't even sound like her... She's really charming normally and doesn't usually do stuff like this, I still recommend giving her a shot.

At least Ray's rap wasn't bad.

Meekakitty? Really? GW... I am disappoint.

I like how people keep chiming in "Shes legal." Shes a moron and would probably talk about her facebook and youtube during sex. Who the fuck wants to shag a girl who looks 15 regardless of her age. Game girls and, "nerd girls," need to be shot. Whats that you play pokemon blue and red, and that makes you hip? You liked the new Star Trek movie and googled stuff about the series when you got home?

Here is something fun to do this song, every time she rubs her face or non existant tits or says Vulcan. Take a shot. You know shes a newb from how much times she mentioned only movie references or original series. Fuck Bajoran, Ferengi, Betazoids, or the Q....Vulcan a race self loathing boring mild mannered ex warriors.

I don't care much for her, but I *do* like her friend on the left.

@Paty Wow. Never thought someone would get so pissed off over a parody song. Stop doing coke, it might help.

First off, that song is awful (is that her Eurovison entry?)
Secondly, why is it being filmed in some weird corridor?
Thirdly, I think the girl right at the back is a man in a dress.
Finaly, I think meekakitty is very pretty and I'd like to sit on her face - if only to shut her up.

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070718064607/startrek/images/5/50/Orion_slave_girl.jpg

http://zombiesaresexy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Star_Trek_Zombie_Girls.jpg

I went to school with this girl! How is she becoming an internet celebrity?! Goddamnit!


PS, she is VERY legal.

But....But.... they dont travel at the speed of light in star trek. They go faster. Plus you couldnt look through Geordi glasses cause they arent glasses they are wired into his head.

Honestly not a lot of room for error considering she repeated the same line over...and over...and over...

Actually she's an ensign (check the pips) and to save you all from wondering she's 20.

Yeah, as much as I love Tessa, I wasn't a big fan of this song...
She used to be a model though, as many have already said, and she's absolutely adorable. (I subscribe to her on YouTube) No making fun of Meekakitty!

Data would fuck that shit up.

shes not gonna get to drink wine with me, or mind meld....shes totally a booty call, and by that i mean a red shirt...you can do better than crewmen #6 yeah??

lol.....I would shag her... and I'm a girl 8O

I barely got through the first minute. Absolute crap. Bad singing, bad dancing, bad music, stupid lyrics, poorly shot, this is actualy a prime example of what NOT to do in a music video.Watch and learn, folks. Behold, the bottom of the barrel!

She's twenty!? Are you serious? She's acts like a little girl. Oh well, no market bigger than than the nerd, paedo market. Way to go, sistah!

I love Meekakitty, I met her IRL and she's a really nice, humble girl. However, this song is terrible, I really didn't like it. However, I think chalking her up to talentless attention whores on the internet is really demeaning since she isn't out there doing this to be noticed. She does things for fun and for her friends. People need to get off their high horse, as if being hardcore on the internet is such a big deal.

lol mannn, shes hott

Good video, but I am puzzled by the choice of uniforms. Why a Next Generation uniform surrounded by blue TOS dresses? Especially one with sunglasses. Was she trying to pretend she isn't the girl talked to the red shirt in that one scene?

maybe its just me,but a redhead trekkie? where do I sign up? I would kill to meet this woman...

she's kinda cute

Why does everyone keep mentioning that she used to be a model like it somehow legitimizes her YouTube fame or this horrible video? I used to be a model, too. The only thing being a model proves is that you're thin, have self-esteem issues, and will do almost anything someone with a camera tells you to. Oh wait...

If you dont like it then why bother make a comment other then to make yourself feel better by putting someone else down?
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She's wearing exactly what I wore to my 4th grade class photo. I was ridiculed for years! www.tomstarkweather.com/linked/4thgradephoto.jpg

That girl seems awfully young to have attained the rank of Captain...

You talk about her being in a red shirt as if that shows off Star Trek newbness. That comment shows off your Star Trek newbness, as she's clearly in a TNG uniform, not a TOS uniform. Only on the original series was a red shirt reserved for those fated to die. In Next Generation, red shirts were for command. She just made herself a captain. Red uniform and four dots on the collar. That's what Picard wore.

@Gus: Geordi's visor isn't wired into his head. He took it off a bunch of times during the series. They snap into two little ports that are wired into his head. On one episode, they pushed the video feed from Geordi's visor to the Enterprise bridge screen so that everyone on the bridge could see what was going on on the away mission, symbolically allowing everyone to "look through Geordi's glasses." Also, if they went Warp 1, they were going the speed of light. So that wasn't incorrect either.

@Paty: "You know shes a newb from how much times she mentioned only movie references or original series." Actually, she made way more references to Next Generation than anything else (with a nice single nod to Voyager).

Well of course but not just anyone could put on Geordis visor and use it liek she implies. I guess the "Light speed" thing is just vague

set phaser to SKEEEETTTTT!!!!

hahaha white girl dancing xD

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