Jan 7 2011'Spring Wood', The Flexible Wooden Chair


When you think wood, what comes to mind? Morning? Congratulations, you're a pervert. Your sad little AM boners aside, this is a wooden chair that's been cut to flex when a person sits on it. Mmmm, sitting: second only to lying down in my book!

Dezeen says each chair has 480 CNC-milled cuts, which provides a more giving surface for your ass to rest on. Designer Carolien Laro designed the first of her Spring Wood chairs by hand, and it took her more than 600 hours to emerge with a functional prototype.

Pretty cool, right? Of course, if a fat-bottom boy like myself took a seat it would probably break and collapse, leaving me with half a stump up my ass. Which -- *creeeeeaaaaaak, CRASH!* Oh, oh yeah -- that's the stuff.

Hit the jump for a couple more shots and a video demo of the chair. You heard me -- a video demo OF A CHAIR.



Spring Wood by Carolien Laro [dzeen]
It's a Chair, It's Made From Wood and It's Flexible? [gizmodo]

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It's going to really suck when people realize there is a high risk of getting pinched every time you sit down. Hopefully they put a thin layer of cloth or something.

Guaranteed, sitting on this thing with your bare behind is going to cause some serious blood loss.

Be prepared folks!

I totally agree with 2.
this was my first thought when i saw that chair
and.. 600 hours for this?

You must have gained a lot of weight since this pic, GW:


I can just imagine all the scrotal blood blisters this will cause.

But can they make a wooden slinky?

In the words of Bender, "That lady's got a huge ass!"

can't wait to get my ball sac caught in that.

Lol I'm listening to OoT music while checking my stuff, and the Gerudo valley song came on while this video was playing. LOL

Leave it to a chick to "design" something that has no practical purpose, and will fail in a shockingly short amount of time. All the stress is put along the grain in this "flexible" seat. It's going to split and drop someone in hilariously painful fashion.

Geeks care about this cos they're fatsos?

I Was Distracted By Her Ass.

I feel like not only would that break very easily at some point, but also pinch horribly. This would be the worst thing to ever sit on while naked....

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