Jan 18 2011Pull My Finger!: Clever Gas Mask Ring Set
I have a German-issued gas mask that I keep on my bookshelf in case shit hits the fan and starts splattering everywhere and smelling all ooky. That one's functional. This one, not so much. But it does look kinda cool in an apocalyptic sort of way.
This is a pure silver ring from Alchemy Gothic, made to order for Manillusion only. Complete with rubber hose and slave ring. We have only two rings, in two different sizes, and will measure them happily for you.
$613 takes a set home, but probably won't protect your fingers from picking up a funk if you've been diddling your partner's privates. Use hand sanitizer acid.
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The Gas Mask Ring For Extreme Hand Gassiness [obviouswinner]
Thanks to Ben, who once pulled a friend's finger and lost smell in both nostrils.
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Reader Comments
1. elber galarga - January 18, 2011 2:31 PM
first!!! to fart
2. Dan - January 18, 2011 2:32 PM
Nice but FIRST
3. Some dude - January 18, 2011 2:32 PM
Friend gets high with gas masks.
4. Dan - January 18, 2011 2:32 PM
failure
5. Chip Chipperson - January 18, 2011 2:39 PM
tss tss ya know, my manillusion is real. I'ma talkin cock in the ass eventually accompanied with semen...tss tss...ocasionally on my face. tss tss
6. beebee - January 18, 2011 2:40 PM
ooh looky looky. I feature stuff similar. Theres a snail one like this.
http://twitter.com/#!/jewellerytweet
7. Android Boy - January 18, 2011 2:49 PM
I need one of those. :C
8. Jonathan - January 18, 2011 2:56 PM
$613 for something that will probably only be cool for the first few minutes.
It should have an Apple logo on the back.
9. Tygerwolfe - January 18, 2011 4:38 PM
"Are you my mummy?"
Kudos to anyone who gets that reference. :) Seriously, though, kind of cool idea.
10. President Obama - January 18, 2011 5:41 PM
clever ????????????????????????
11. Tojo - January 18, 2011 8:58 PM
I want a Greedo ring!
12. Melmacs Revenge - January 18, 2011 9:25 PM
Can you imagine how a girl would feel if you finger banged her while wearing this ring? It might just give her the wrong impression lol! You know like she reeks...just saying....
13. Tazman - January 19, 2011 1:09 AM
I would so finger bang a chick with that ring on to make her feel really self conscious about how her vag smells lol! Be like hold on baby I need to put on some protection, then slide on the gas mask ring lmfao! Blow her mind away and make her feel real skankish ahahahaha! Yes... I know, I'm a real asshole! But who cares I hate all of you and I screwed all your mums then spit in their faces and bitch slapped them out house while calling them cheap lazy fat whore who should go burn themselves alive for giving birth to such hideous worthless bastard children who should also be burned alive. Anyway party on people!
14. laneti - January 19, 2011 2:05 AM
so cool..My boyfriend thinks the same as I do. He is eight years older than me, lol. We met online at euagecupid.c“0m a nice and free place for younger women andolder men, or older women and younger men, to interact with each other. Maybe you wanna check out or tell your friends.
15. johnny shut up - January 19, 2011 8:32 AM
so cool..My boyfriend thinks the same as I do. He is eight years old. lawls. We met under a table at preschool. a nice and free place for fledglings to interact with each other. Maybe you wanna check it out or tell your parents.
16. Abayarts - January 19, 2011 6:43 PM
Are you my Mommy?
17. larrythefatcat - January 19, 2011 9:02 PM
"...Muuuuuummmyyyyy..."
@6
Yes... awesome!
and @16
Maybe you should read the previous posts sometime... and know your sci-fi quotes when you post them on a site called GEEKologie...