Dec 14 2010Yes, Of Course: A Playboy TRON Pictorial

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Note: Jump probably NSFW on account of latex-painted nekkid ladies and a video of the shoot.

I assume Disney and Playboy didn't collaborate to produce this TRON-inspired pictorial, but you never know. I wouldn't put it past that mouse to bed the bunny for the sake of cheap marketing. So, yeah, a TRON-inspired Playboy pictorial featuring Irina Voronina and Sasckya Porto. Who are Irina Voronina and Sasckya Porto? My guess are Russian chicks. There's one more shot and a video of the shoot posted after the jump, along with a link to Playboy's preview page where they try to rope you into joining the 'Cyber Club' with the promise of even more glowing boobies. Thanks but no thanks, Playboy, the GW no longer "cybers" anything. You know how many times I thought I was sexy-talkin' a woman's butt only to pan out and it be a fat man's armpit? Every single one. Now I'm into pits.

Hit the NSFW jump for a whole bunch of disappointment.

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Playboy Preview Page (NSFW, der der)
via
playboy tron photo shoot released: geek fantasy fulfilled [technabob]
via
Tron - Playboy Style! [stumblingthroughwebs]

Thanks to Atticus, Russ, jeremy and Marshall, who're holding out for a Yogi Bear pictorial. Ya'll krinky!

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Reader Comments

First? cool though, not worth my time

ITS PRON! SAXXY PRONZ!

That looks better than the movie does.

I came.

/nerdgasm

i need a cock.

Where is the retarded Scott guy that always claims... "not enough gay sex" must of realized he wasn't gay at this first glimpse of real women semi naked and is fapping and discovering you can actually see a lot of nakedness of women on the interwebs.

So the answer to the question "just who in their right mind would buy that cool-looking-but-slow piece of crap bike those guys were branding as ┬┤street legal┬┤?" has just been answered.

apologies for the crappy syntax of the previous comment. I was distracted by the neon boobs made in Mother Russia.

i just got like thirty lady boners BUT THEY'RE ALL BECAUSE OF YOU, GW

I dunno. That chick with the short black hair was pretty damn hot.

I know it's Tron, but I'll be damned if they don't look like Cortana

mmm sexy. (sarcasm)

Looks good. Well done PB

Do want XD

I must break you.

Holy glowing titties, Batman!

tr0n pr0n

too bad they couldnt get olivia wilde to do this ;(

gay

man it's like they're afraid to show boobs! stop changing the shot every half a second, i can barely see them!

I just jizzed in my pants.

first?

GOOD MORNING!
What a magnificent bosom.

Paint should count as clothes! then painted titties would BE safe for work!

Ohh so dats why they made dat bike for....

This is nothing, compared to what goes down in my basement!!!

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This is a shopping paradise
Special!!

two girls can also have gay sex

so this might have enough gay sex

as long as there's sex, and it's gay

Playboy's still around? I thought with the invention of free internet porn they'd be obsolete?

I just derezzed in my pants.

Where's Cindy Morgan?

Louis of http://aprettyage.blogspot.com/

Glad they covered them in makeup, now if they just had a brown paper bag for their heads, I'VE dated girls hotter than that, and I live in TN!

Oh, Parker Brothers ... you so crazy!

I got all stoked because I thought the girl with the black hair was Olivia Wilde for a second, then I noticed it's just some ruskie.

I'd like to go ass-to-mouth on both of those filthy whores with my glowing Tron schlong.

rage. my boss is dumb.

AND WATCH THIS ONE: FB: SINGATRONIC - 9th APRIL - SINGAPORE

ENTER THE GRID!

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