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So is there like a national title-writing competition or something? I think I could place.

Seen here looking suspiciously like Satan's fiery turds, the Naga Viper was recently named the world's hottest chili pepper after beating out the previous hottest, Bhut Jolokia, by over 300,000 units on the Scoville scale of unholy hellfire.

Researchers at Warwick University testing the Naga Viper found that it measures 1,359,000 on the Scoville scale, which rates heat by tracking the presence of a chemical compound. In comparison, most varieties of jalapeƱo peppers measure in the 2,500 to 5,000 range -- milder than the Naga Viper by a factor of 270.


...the new pepper is actually the handiwork of Gerald Fowler, a British chili farmer and pub owner, who crossed three of the hottest peppers known to man -- including the Bhut Jolokia -- to create his Frankenstein-monster chili.

"It's painful to eat," Fowler told the Daily Mail. "It's hot enough to strip paint."

"It numbs your tongue, then burns all the way down," he told the paper. "It can last an hour, and you just don't want to talk to anyone or do anything. But it's a marvelous endorphin rush. It makes you feel great."

You know what else makes you feel great? Not shitting f***ing magma. Just sayin', if it can strip paint you better believe it can strip a butthole. Ever seen one? Just like a dried belly button.

World's hottest pepper is 'hot enough to strip paint' [yahoonews]

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First!!

I was really sad to see that this article was not titled

FEEL THE BURN II: World's Hottest Chili Pepper Tops Previous World's Hottest Chili Pepper As World's Hottest

A missed opportunity to complement the previous article's title, which is why this title was only an honorable mention at the National Title-Writing Competition. You get a ribbon. With tassels.

why shitting but not fucking?

because everyone wants to fuck me

Hey, I take offense at this posting. It just so happens that I have a very high fiber diet and I do s**t magma every damn day. My colon could squeeze out a diamond. Now if you'll excuse me, my golden throne awaits! On, Concorde!!!

How do you cross breed three different types of plants? More importantly how did an english pub owner figure out how to cross three types of plants? Mood lighting? Some Barry White? Assurance from the 2 plants already in a relationship that they wont give the third plant more attention and they will still respect each other in the morning?

@6 "how do you cross breed three different types of plants?"

same way me and Bob Crane cross bred your momma. You put three different peppers in the hothouse, and two trade high fives across the back of the third one.

Spicy food is awesome but at the point where spicy food is SO hot it strips paint... these people are simply masochists!

I do love spicy food too.....I have never been out-spiced, EVER but I don't think I could handle paint-striping piquant-ness. Eeek.

No relation.

*insert pop rock music icon* is so much hotter than this. oww!

Louis of http://aprettyage.blogspot.com/

All the talk of turds drew me in.

Louis of http://aprettyage.blogspot.com/

Ha, I rub these peppers in my eye when they feel dry.
Having stepped up to pure extract (nothing but the peppers heat) I fear no pepper!

first off i dont want to sound like a wuss here but i refuse to eat anything that can rip a hole in the fibric of space and time........just sayin

GW - you nasty!

sigh... *Really?*

@15 So's yer momma.

"...like Satan's fiery turds..."? More Satan's fiery PEENERS!!! Yes, he has two of'em!!

Last time I saw something like that was when McFeely and Seth were caught sword-fighting in the little Boy's Room at Chuck E. Cheese's. just sayin

sigh... *Really?*

When I see these peppers, all I can think is, "FUCK YOU".

Nothing good can come from these bastards. Nothing.

ROTF. Great laughs as usual GW!

Effing hilarious! Good one GW!

as world's hottest what?

that shit burns my mouth and asshole just to look at

even chuck norris can only eat 100 of them before he quietly says "... taste is wearing off. I'm done."

GW- The "if it can strip paint you better believe it can strip a butthole" comment made me bust up.

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Thus must burn hot hot hot, and has the power to do it TWICE!!!!,

On the way IN and on the way OUT!!!

*cries*

I've always wanted to try this hot pepper washed down with a habanaro, and for dessert, a jalapeno with a cayenne pepper smoothie!

*chomp, gulp, crunch, chug* *talk about burning ring of fire* *yeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!*

@29 What about meeeeee???!!

Would...I....taste....better.......

on a stick?

ghost chili is a Bhut Jolokia

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