Dec 15 2010Suck It, Clowns!: 19 Girls Pack In 1 Smart Car

[Avoid writing '19 girls, 1 car' joke here]
19 Pakistani girls stuffed themselves into a Smart Car over the weekend with all the doors and windows closed for ten seconds ("NOBODY FART!") to beat a group of Australians' previous record of 18 girls. Honestly, I think you could've stuffed at least a couple more there by the windshield.
There's a news report that includes footage of the feat (and feet!) after the jump, which looks exactly like what you'd expect it to. I just called forty jockeys so my team could take the record, but apparently all participants have to be at least five-feet tall to count. Which, yes, is 100% height-ist. And so are the majority of amusement park rides. Plus I heard Disney hates gingers. Hey -- I don't make it up, I just report it!
Hit the jump for a short news report of how to Pakistani-pack an automobile.
New world record: 19 Pakistani girls in a smart car at a time [allvoices]
and
Youtube
Thanks to The_Don, who's not impressed because he once saw 25 people stuffed in a Smart Car while driving. And -- AND -- delivering newspapers. Now that's a record!

Reader Comments
1. Dishy - December 15, 2010 2:10 PM
In Soviet Pakistan, girls stuff themselves (into cars).
2. bizzurk - December 15, 2010 2:10 PM
nasty
3. Dishy - December 15, 2010 2:11 PM
I bet you could stuff 20 girls if they were naked and greased.
4. McFeely Smackup - December 15, 2010 2:12 PM
I could fit 40 in there, if I can use my saws.
5. Domino - December 15, 2010 2:13 PM
I want in on that. (hahahaha, I'm clever)
6. jumpin_j - December 15, 2010 2:18 PM
Big deal. I can pack 20 girls... IN MY PANTS!!! Your move, GW.
7. Bonhomme - December 15, 2010 2:19 PM
Damn I wish I was one of those girls surrounded by 18 others.
8. Jaja - December 15, 2010 2:29 PM
@7 Please remember those are Pakistani girls...
Probably don't even have vaginas xD
9. Jonathan - December 15, 2010 2:32 PM
Of course they all fit into the car. They're all rail-thin and flat as a slab of concrete. If any of those girls actually had breasts to speak of, it would have not only been more difficult, but also much more entertaining.
10. McFeely Smackup - December 15, 2010 2:33 PM
Keeping in mind they are Pakistani...inside that car you would only smell curry, unwashed pussy, and the left hands they wipe their asses with.
11. The_Don - December 15, 2010 2:35 PM
GW you made my day again.
12. Vizecrator - December 15, 2010 2:38 PM
LOL @ the fact that there's actually a guy wearing a "coach" shirt
13. asdf - December 15, 2010 2:44 PM
Apparently a bunch of stinky ass Pakistani girls was more important than the Terror Alert.
14. cyberslacks - December 15, 2010 2:51 PM
How about 19 fat chicks? That would be a challenge!!!
15. Dishy - December 15, 2010 2:56 PM
@11 you should probably eat more. So I hear.
16. Dishy - December 15, 2010 2:57 PM
I'm kinda waiting for scott's suggestion ...
17. Richard McBeef - December 15, 2010 3:04 PM
Get me some hair clippers and a vat of wax and I would so hit some teenage pakistani poon.
18. RulerOfSlides - December 15, 2010 3:05 PM
Hate to break it to these girls, but the record was already broken in a US-Mexican border crossing.
19. The_Don - December 15, 2010 3:05 PM
@15 Well inferred! :)
20. scott - December 15, 2010 3:47 PM
don't wait for me
you know what it needs
but I bet some errant fingers and tongues made this at least a little bit gay sexy
21. Ijkabob - December 15, 2010 3:50 PM
I saw something like this. Exept they were asian and it was a phone booth. Also they were nekkid :D AND OILED UP!
22. Brett - December 15, 2010 4:19 PM
Hot
23. Ron Mexico - December 15, 2010 4:44 PM
I heard this record was unnofficially broken outside every low income apartment in america.
The representatives DID claim Mexico however.
24. Andrew - December 15, 2010 4:45 PM
Gear stick penetration.
25. Oh shit - December 15, 2010 4:52 PM
@18.
That was 20 American girls, desperate to get out of their shit country.
26. Amna - December 15, 2010 4:59 PM
Haters Haters Haters..
I assume you all are bunch of filthy garbage who like to say bad comments instead of praising! Guess what We pakistani girls Rock!!!! and we made this world record! what you gonna do about it? instead of barking like regular dogs go break this record!
Pakistan Zindabad!
27. danny - December 15, 2010 5:42 PM
@26
Word.
28. Lol'ing at Amna (#26) - December 15, 2010 5:54 PM
Chill, #26, haters gonna hate. I'm a Pakistani dude and I don't give a crap what people say. When people are uneducated about the subject yet make judgements anyway, this is the kind of ignorant crap you get.
Just take pleasure in the fact that while you're in Pakistan earning your MD so you can come over to cure cancer, they're laboring their asses off mixing concrete so they can build your mansion.
Also, Amna, I do think the "Pakistan Zindabad" (Long Live Pakistan") was a little unnecessary. Pakistan is a hellhole right now anyway, so your hopes are a little unfounded. but whatevs, one can hope xD
29. J - December 15, 2010 6:10 PM
It could ONLY have happened in a semi 3rd world country where the girls are so malnourished they'd fit in a mail tube. Its not going to happen in america. They'd be lucky to fit 19 girls in a double decker bus.
30. Tom Delonge - December 15, 2010 6:45 PM
What was Jeff Goldblum doing there?
31. #28 - December 15, 2010 9:10 PM
lol too true, #29, although there are a crapload of fat people in pakistan too (i've been--I know). It's all the buffalo milk and ghee (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghee) xD
32. pedobear - December 15, 2010 11:08 PM
Pedobear wonders how many small children can fit, assuming they don't fill the driver's seat of course
33. notsmelly - December 15, 2010 11:15 PM
In other news, 19 Pakistani girls ruin the resale value of a Smartcar by sitting in it and imparting the smell of their nasty curry vaginas upon it....
34. President Obama - December 16, 2010 1:13 AM
terror alert ! TERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOORRRRRR !!!!! it's permanent now, on every tv screen, it's a sticker they put right at the factory. Control with fear
35. Ben - December 16, 2010 5:10 AM
#26
I came across this comment thread because I was looking for the embed code to post the video of the record on my facebook because I read about it somewhere else online and thought it was awesome. Those dudes are all chumps talking shit on a message board because they know they can't show their face in America saying that trash, Truth is, if they said that stuff in public they'd probably need riot police to protect them, Only people who are frightened to speak in public need to speak anonymously, the people who truly represent their country wear their colors and display their names, like those girls and like our soldiers who are, without question, fighting in the cause of those girls more than these thugs.
And the rest of you, what the hell is wrong with you? Stuffing her friends into a car to get a world record is the kind of thing someone's little sister does. You wanna live in a world where your little sister can't be on t.v. because some idiot from Iowa couldn't bothered to act right instead of acting wrong? That's weak as hell. Straighten up and fly right, damn it.
36. Smokinsonu - December 16, 2010 6:33 AM
Whats with lectures? Geeez....Read on and go ahead.
37. Weed - December 16, 2010 8:45 AM
Pakistani pride. Never thought of seeing of all places on geekologie.
jjust hope their arn't any indian r.a.ts lurking around.
38. Obama - December 16, 2010 10:08 AM
Throw a hand grenade in there with them and I will be impressed.
39. [email protected] - December 16, 2010 10:12 AM
@26
Look you're new to this, all those racist comments against them cause they're pakistani?
They're made by the saddest of the sad here in America, here's a site about them to make you feel better :)
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=26982
40. Girls Gone Wild - December 16, 2010 10:13 AM
@ 0:43.....Was that not the Girl's Gone Wild dude??? I think he would be greatly disappointed if those girls raised their shirts.....like looking at 12 yr old boys.
41. AdamG - December 16, 2010 11:57 AM
Get a sense of humor people. Thank you for that walmart link, that is priceless.
I would like to commend these girls on their effort and their bravery - they're bound to have their feet cut off for showing their ankles in public.
42. Joe mamma - December 16, 2010 12:33 PM
I can't believe that Pakistan has such an incredibly healthy population of young girls. If they were American they would be cows from all the chemically processed sugar, growth hormones in the meat, and chlorine in the water. Americans are soool much better since they unwillingly and blindly consume all this poison that makes them fat! Hooray!
43. The_Don - December 16, 2010 1:14 PM
Guys take it easy. Enjoy the awesome. What were any of us doing when we were 16? The girls made an effort and achieved a small reward. Go Teamwork!
44. Scsuguy85 - December 16, 2010 3:37 PM
I have tasted Pakistani pussy a few times and let me tell you its deff not stanky, infact I would have to say that its more prime cutlet than some american pussy. As for boob size it differes just like any other american woman. You are gunna have ugly Pakistani women and your gunna have hot ones just like you have hot american women and ugly american women, only difference is that the hot Pakistani women arent quite the stuck up bitches like the hot american women are!!
45. Louis - December 16, 2010 7:16 PM
`i swear i can see a penis..
Louis of http://aprettyage.blogspot.com/
46. Gir - December 16, 2010 9:18 PM
#46
No ones gonna read your faggoty ass blog. Just DIE loser.
47. Ryan - December 17, 2010 3:04 AM
I just did the calculations. For a 110lb ->50kg girl with a volume of .05m^3 you could fit 25.7 of them in a smart car with a 45.4 ft^3->1.285m^3 interior giving them a packing efficiency of 73.9% which is almost exactly that of hexagonal closet packing of spheres which is pretty impressive for them not having been dismantled individually as previously suggested.
48. Ryan - December 17, 2010 3:04 AM
I just did the calculations. For a 110lb ->50kg girl with a volume of .05m^3 you could fit 25.7 of them in a smart car with a 45.4 ft^3->1.285m^3 interior giving them a packing efficiency of 73.9% which is almost exactly that of hexagonal closet packing of spheres which is pretty impressive for them not having been dismantled individually as previously suggested.
49. khalidain - December 20, 2010 1:12 AM
i have read all the comments!
i don't know why the people are angry about breaking a record by pakistanis!
praise them and try to break the record by your self
don`t show yourself as freaky low IQ animals
be human
50. Miek - December 20, 2010 2:47 AM
Now if they can break a new record and fit 2 girls in 1 cup.
51. rogoller - December 20, 2010 10:55 AM
How many Paki can you put inside a phone booth?
- depending on the rent..
52. hmm - December 20, 2010 7:56 PM
...did you mean 'depends' on the rent?
Fuckaduck ur stupid.
53. Ed - December 22, 2010 5:28 PM
@47 more intelligent comments like this plz.
54. Paul - January 7, 2011 6:15 PM
Heh i bet 19 american girls couldnt fit in that. pass the lard please!
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