Dec 15 2010How To: Evoke Nerd Rage
Get it? Because it's the guy from Firefly with a Star Trek quote mis-attributed to a Star Wars character! Some fanboy just blew out the back of his Buck Rodgers boxers in a fit of nerd-rage and now has to call his mom to bring him freshies. You should know by now to always bring a spare pair! Remember what happened in the break room at work the time you heard the pretty girl talking about playing Starcraft? Exactly, you popped a boner and accidentally slammed it in the microwave door trying to heat a Lean Cuisine. "Yeah, but I didn't need new boxers for that!" Then when she asked if you were okay and you shat yourself like an elephant in the wild. Life lessons, young padawan.
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Thanks to The Superficial Writer, who once tore his shirt off to reveal Batman PJ's because his computer crashed and then started hopping across the walls of our cubicles just like a real superhero would.
Reader Comments
1. Me - December 15, 2010 3:11 PM
WIN
2. Spock - December 15, 2010 3:22 PM
I said that.
3. Steph - December 15, 2010 3:23 PM
Do u like Alvin and the CHIPMUNKS?! go to www.YouTube.com/user/ThePimpmunks you will love the songs and they do requests!!!
4. shawn - December 15, 2010 3:38 PM
I thought that quote was from Battlestar Galactica?
5. Provoker - December 15, 2010 3:39 PM
you mean a Star WAR character mis-quoting a Star TREK line?
GW is noob
6. Provoker - December 15, 2010 3:41 PM
nvm i take that back. GW IS HANDSOME AS F*CK!
7. Radiator Fluid - December 15, 2010 3:44 PM
@5 g-dub did get it right. its a star trex quote mis-ATTRIBUTED to a star GWARS carachter. youre a dumsy!
8. scott - December 15, 2010 3:45 PM
"needs more gay sex"
- captain jean luc riker
9. Mecha-Hitler - December 15, 2010 3:53 PM
You clearly just lurk 4chan and post what you see. COnsidering i saw this minutes before it was posted.
10. Commentor - December 15, 2010 3:55 PM
Nice! Put that on a t-shirt!
11. Scopy - December 15, 2010 4:03 PM
I'm. Highly. Offended.
12. Mecha-Jew - December 15, 2010 4:03 PM
@9 You clearly just lurk geekologie and whine about what you see. Considering I saw you post minutes after you had posted.
13. LBCAK - December 15, 2010 4:48 PM
@12
Ha ha...
14. gizmoduck - December 15, 2010 4:55 PM
@1-13
fak'n nerds
15. Ariella - December 15, 2010 5:35 PM
It's also grammatically incorrect. You don't use commas before the word "and" unless it's a list of three or more items.
16. Grif - December 15, 2010 5:35 PM
I read the title before I looked and I'm still angry.
17. gweab - December 15, 2010 5:55 PM
You'd have to be a fcuking retard to care.
18. naas - December 15, 2010 6:37 PM
I thought it was LEAF LONG and prosper.....
19. MegiOrah - December 15, 2010 6:57 PM
This offends me greatly. Solo is nothing compared to Capt. Mal Reynolds and Spock. This is an outrage. Dislike. >.<
20. devilcakes - December 15, 2010 8:02 PM
I'll leave you lovely fokes with this:
http://i.imgur.com/2dr29.jpg
21. Mark - December 15, 2010 8:11 PM
Considering I would love for Nathan Fillion to play a prequel Han Solo (directed by Steven Spielberg, or anyone not named Lucas) , it's almost awesome for me.
22. Jon Cake - December 15, 2010 8:26 PM
Only wrong on one level, the Star Trek part, because we all know Captain Mal is Han Solo.
23. SadieVincent - December 15, 2010 8:33 PM
http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/aca98e4e-2c4b-4343-8c30-25322c64289b.png
another one.
24. Katharine - December 16, 2010 2:13 AM
BLASPHEMY! It's goramn pi-gu sacrilegious to the power of 3!
25. Nerd - December 16, 2010 10:06 AM
Oh I'm fucking ragin' now...
26. Fjord Prefect - December 16, 2010 12:16 PM
Firefly blows both Star Wars AND Star Trek out of the friggin water.
27. tricycle_seat_sniffer - December 16, 2010 12:38 PM
@Ariella. Thank you. The grammar Nazi in me was just screaming when I saw that.
28. Shelbon - December 16, 2010 1:04 PM
I am a leaf on wind, see how I soar.
- James T Kirk -
29. April F - December 16, 2010 4:04 PM
its photo shopped, look at the shadows
30. monster - December 17, 2010 12:43 AM
@15
No, cause in Star Trek canon, it's actually grammatically that way, and, you are a douche, and, and, and, comma,.