Nov 3 2010You Are Officially An Idiot: Woman Blames Make-Believe Burglars For Broken Computer

The world's dumbest woman, or the world's best insurance scammer? I'd go with the world's dumbest woman, but the sad part is, I know there's worse. Same goes for men. I just wonder if the 911 operator that fielded her call was allowed to hang up before listening to the rest of Ms. Computerguru's problems. "Oh and another thing -- after a storm they like to break in and reset the clock on my microwave."
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Reader Comments
1. Jiacong - November 3, 2010 1:29 PM
dumb woman... and i don't care if i'm first
2. gingerjohn - November 3, 2010 1:29 PM
Silly woman.
3. Salmon Luver - November 3, 2010 1:31 PM
I have had that happen to me twice.... Sneaky Snakes
4. WhatSoWho - November 3, 2010 1:34 PM
the burglar also left a note "In ur 'puter, stealinz ur 'ware."
5. The_Burglar - November 3, 2010 1:36 PM
HAHA! Bitch, i gots your hardware! Oh yeah, check your panty drawer. I left you a present.
6. MikeZ - November 3, 2010 1:38 PM
Is she related to the woman who claimed she got pregnant just from watching a TV show?
7. Jaded Icon - November 3, 2010 1:40 PM
"No Leads"? Whew.....I'm still in the clear....
8. Lee T - November 3, 2010 1:46 PM
"No leads"? Surely it's a joke? Like 'Police say a man with a wig robbed a neighbours house, they're combing the "A Truck load of prunes has been stolen. Police are looking for a man on the run."?
9. jaake - November 3, 2010 1:47 PM
I wonder, she is stupid enough to believe this, but at least she knows the world Hardware, that right there surprise the hell outa me, actually I would Love to date this woman, Do you know the kind of shananigans you could get away with it!!!
I wanted to post some examples but, the opportunities are endless,
you could bring a woman saying is your cousin or your long lost sister, have her live there but really is your other girlfriend, you could tell the woman you forgot your wallet everytime you go out and make her pay for everything,
like i said endless
10. Turtleburgers - November 3, 2010 1:51 PM
Replace the leads , hardware fixed.
11. Matt - November 3, 2010 1:52 PM
@8
Oh my god. I can't believe everyone else missed that...
12. Samir N. - November 3, 2010 1:54 PM
I can't wait to use this excuse for every service call that comes to my phone from now on!
13. Gw's Pet Dino - November 3, 2010 1:54 PM
GW...this stuffs old but of course I guess I'm not as cool as you.
14. Shelbon - November 3, 2010 1:56 PM
The strangest thing happened to me the other night. I got up to get on my computer and it seemed like it was over heating so I took of the side panel of my case there was all of this dust on my hardware, like enough to cover the moon. So I know that someone came into my house, while I was sleeping, and put that dust in there.
15. Gremlin2TheNewBatch - November 3, 2010 2:00 PM
This might sound strange, but I think it was gremlins....
16. ciao - not a gremlin - November 3, 2010 2:19 PM
That doesn't make sense, a normal burglar would steal all of the drinks from the fridge and some pricey goods. She either has a spiteful geek on her hands, or she thinks this obvious lie can get her something.
17. newb - November 3, 2010 2:32 PM
i did but only because shes been stealing my socks!
18. Pelona - November 3, 2010 3:26 PM
Photoshopped!
19. someguy - November 3, 2010 4:20 PM
It's the beginning of the robot attack. First they sneak into your house and replace the hardware in your stuff with their diabolical clones. Then one day your computer starts acting weird, all the technical people are called to fix it (being the only people who could stop them) then BOOM! The toaster sneaks up behind them and shoots them with bread.
20. http://www.ConfessionsOfAManwhore.com - November 3, 2010 5:17 PM
well she's probably an idiot, but some people are not honest. and if shes got orderlies, a maid, a cook, a pool boy, etc who she trusts with access to her house they could be stealing a high end computer part, hard drive, ram...
i know someone who used to do that when they were a night watchman... they would steal ram from computers. there was theft but no break in as they were trusted with access and most people are too dumb to know the difference between having 4gb ram and 1gb or 512 if ram was replaced with crappy components
21. Ed - November 3, 2010 5:26 PM
*WOOSH*
This website is full of dipshits.
22. CreepinJesus - November 3, 2010 5:50 PM
@21 WOOOSH Such as yourself.
23. rons chicken - November 3, 2010 6:27 PM
This reminds of when I used to do support for a local phone carrier. We had a customer that repeatedly called in, complaining that we were going into her phone and removing numbers off her caller ID. One rep actually told her that the tin foil wrapped around her head can sometimes cause this to happen when she's on the phone.
24. chris - November 4, 2010 12:08 AM
When i worked for ATT UVerse, stupid ass people would blame us for their pc's not working and/or viruses that they would catch..Uneducated people need to eat a bag of hell.
25. JChief - November 4, 2010 7:49 AM
I think she' s related to Steven Wright:
"One day I woke up, and noticed that thieves broke into my apartment, took everything, and replaced everything with an exact replica".
26. Liokia - November 4, 2010 7:53 AM
Nah that isn't the world's dumbest woman. I moved a lady who claimed she was moving because someone broke into her APT through the air ducts just to scratch her antique kitchen table and then they left out through the air ducts again...
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