You Are Officially An Idiot: Woman Blames Make-Believe Burglars For Broken Computer

The world's dumbest woman, or the world's best insurance scammer? I'd go with the world's dumbest woman, but the sad part is, I know there's worse. Same goes for men. I just wonder if the 911 operator that fielded her call was allowed to hang up before listening to the rest of Ms. Computerguru's problems. "Oh and another thing -- after a storm they like to break in and reset the clock on my microwave."
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