Nov 12 2010The United States Map Of Television Shows

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Note: Don't even try reading that, it's only gonna make you squirt. I mean squint. Or do I? I don't even know anymore. Click HERE to see the high-res version.

Sorry for the short, quick posts today folks, but by the time you read this I'll be halfway to a top-secret location where the government will be performing a variety of tests on my supple body and succulent mind to determine whether I'm suitable for a special outerspace program. Oooooor I've got a doctor's appointment. Just kidding, it's the government thing, I swear. Anyway, this is the United States of Television Shows to accompany the United States of Movies from a few weeks ago. Hopefully you'll all have as much fun tearing this one apart as the other. But, if not, we can all still go outside for another kind of good ol' fashioned fun. Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Rock fight!

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Thanks to Dr. Hyde, who, wait a minute -- I thought Jekyll was the doctor. This shit goes deeper than I thought.

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no burn notice? smh....

Wasn't this already posted?

Glad to live in Seinfeld!

Why isn't NJ Jersey Shore? Thats what its like over there, right? Well, Guidos, tan people...and trash.

this was definitely posted before

I'm disappointed to see that Colorado isn't South Park.

meeehhh!!!!

Why isn't Star Wars on this map?

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No, you fucking idiots, the MOVIE by state was posted before. This is TV shows.

OK, NEW YORK IS ALL IN THE FAMILY, CALIFORNIA IS SANFORD AND SON.....period...

No Happy Days in Wisconsin? And why isn't Twin Peaks representing Washington state??

Florida should be Dexter. But I'll settle for those sexy Golden Girls.

really? "Billy the Exterminator" is the best we can get for Louisiana?

How about True Blood or... uhm... uh... holy crap nothing takes place is Louisiana. Weird.

Shouldn't Australia be represented by Captain Kangaroo? Where is Australia, did they forget it?

And shouldn't Germany be Hogan's Heroes. Another forgotten state apparently.

As for New York, it should be You Bet Your Life (a comedy about death row starring Karl Marx). And what about the Honeymooners? Was that set in Brooklyn or on moon-based bee farm?

Jericho? I've never even heard of it, but it seems to represents my state. Guess there isn't much to go on for Kansas, though. But... they could have at least used Gunsmoke instead.

FAIL! Minnesota HAS to be the Mary Tyler Moore Show (they even feature the Minneapolis/St Paul road sign in the opening!) and why TF is The Pretender in one state - that guy moved all over.
Also, I think California should be insulted that with all the shows to choose from, they picked Baywatch (over CHIPs?! what are ya, crazy?!).
Plus San Francisco should have its own state, with TWO, count em TWO awesome shows: Streets of San Francisco and Ironside.

PS. And Washington should totally be "Here Come the Brides" (ha! bet ya could'ntve pulled THAT one out of your ass!)

New York should have been 'Welcome Back, Kotter". Ohio should have been "WKRP", not that Drew Carey douchenugget's show; he's even royally fucked up The Price Is Right.

Really happy to see that "Freaks and Geeks" was picked for Michigan, though.

doctors appointment huh? are you sure your not going out to get drunk again? oh i see you going to the VET you sly dog you

No Dexter, Fringe, House, Dark Angel, True Blood or TSCC? Meh!

....MIAMI VICE!!!!!! FFS!!!


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How can Florida not be Miami Vice? Yes, there's a bunch of old people here, but I think Miami Vice outways them by a long shot

I mean, come on. In a state with drug dealers, arms dealers, gangs, Testarossas, blazers with T-shirts underneith, we get represented by the Golden Girls?

Texas = King of the Hill.

Ahh the smallest state, my state holds americas most controversial cartoon <3
(for the slow ones its Rhode Island)

Where's The Simpsons?

The person who made this is a fvcking a$$hole, he left out the best shows on TV, and he chose the worst shows on TV, he must be the most boring person ever, I bet this person would probably get along with my Grandfather, If they are not a Grandparent themselves, Dexter Simpsons, King of the Hill,

Fvcking a$$hole

what the fuck is the waltons they fucked VA in the butt

That is wrong as hell for Tennessee. I live in Memphis and EVERYONE hates that show. Why? Because they filmed the intro here, and the WHOLE show in New Orleans and claim that it is in Memphis.

Now if it was filmed here, would be OK, and would give people a chance to skate with Jason Lee. Blind -"Video Days", watch his part.

MD is happy to have the best TV show ever created represent it

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Ohio Should be GLEE not Drew Cary Show!! I would rather my state be a highschool full of hot chicks then old, fat and not funny....

WHERE ARE THE SIMPSONS? For real yo.

CT gets gilmore girls? Really? Where's the love for "who's the boss?"

the whole point of Hazard County is that it is between three states. Hazard County is not in any state the map is wrong.

where is spongebob?

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seriously, Miami is Dexter, what the eff

So as Eli pointed out above I think Hazzard county included land in which three southern states converged.

My point being: As a Georgian, we'll take The Walking Dead, please.

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Soo.... whats ur favourite GW?
i was gonna go big bang theory but its not on there so guessin i go for thats 70s show ^.^

Soo.... whats ur favourite GW?
i was gonna go big bang theory but its not on there so guessin i go for thats 70s show ^.^

@17. I thought Karl was from Mars. No one casts martians anymore, they never get to work on time.

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A few I'd have changed/added:
American Samoa - Survivor
California - Beverly Hillbillies (or at least the Brady Bunch, or CHiPS)
Colorado - Love Mork, but should go to South Park
Florida - Miami Vice (at least Dexter)
Georgia - Matlock (you guys are spot on about the Dukes of Hazzard)
Kansas - Gunsmoke (how is this even a question??? Smallville at least!!)
Minnesota - Mary Tyler Moore (or even Rocky & Bullwinkle)
Nevada - Bonanza (again...how is this even a question???)
New York - just throwing a shout out to The Dick Van Dyke Show
Ohio - ditto on WKRP (maybe even a nod to Family Ties)
Puerto Rico - The Flying Nun
Texas - HAS to be Beavis & Butthead
Wisconsin - Happy Days
D.C. - Get Smart, I Spy, JAG, West Wing, or Scarecrow & Mrs. King

Breaking Bad should be New Mexico's TV show.

id rather have married with children associated with illinois than roseanne

Georgia should be "The Walking Dead"!


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