Nov 10 2010Plus You Look Cool: Wearable Tent Poncho

TURTLEMAN WEARS TENT ON HIS BACK

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This will replace the cardboard box in the next Metal Gear Solid.

Or, rather, it SHOULD. Think of how easy it would be to kill guards with it! They walk up, see the tent... think "Oh hey, a tent! How inviting!"... try to climb in the front... and THUNK, knife to the forehead. Then the tent even provides cover for hiding the corpse.

BRILLIANT.

Most Americans are so fat that they wear tents because regular clothing does not fit.

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@3 ....to replace the cardboard box in metal gear solid. That's the best you can come up with on this wearable tent idea?? I thought you were witty & smart but your last comment just killed it.

How about a newsflash Jonathan? I'm getting a little bored & feel inclined to say something about one of the extreme rollercoasters episodes that ran on the travel channel last week.

DO IT

I'll just wait for a Deathstar poncho to come out. Once it does, all other ponchos will submit to my will, or face total destruction. Pew pew, bitches...I haz bellybutton deathray! Hey...where the hell you going??? Engage nipple tractor beamz!!!!!

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that was really funny GW, This is so lame of an Idea, who thought of this, what the hell, I guess this is going to make stalkers job so much easier, now all we need is a camouflage tent, then we are golden

@6: ... it's a wearable tent. Would you rather I had come up with another euphemism for a body-sized condom to barely fit inside the gaping maw betwixt your mother's legs?

@9 your failure to properly type out that insult will lead to something like this in your near future....

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@9 Did you really just use "maw" and "betwixt" in the same sentence? The lady doth protest too much, methinks. GW is going to HAVE to give in to your demands to post in rainbow colored fonts after THAT one. Well played, sir...well played.

@10: How exactly did I type that incorrectly? Please, enlighten me with your immaculate and obviously superior knowledge of the English language. I await your editorial corrections with bated breath.

Also, HA. /gif/ reposts always make for a good punchline when you can't come up with something on your own, eh?

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@11: That I did, and right next to each other, as well. Unlike naas and his ilk, I prefer to avoid inerudite catachrestic ramblings whenever possible.

Also, "my mom."

@11 he's today's board hero - totally deserves the rainbow font, good call
@12 if you have to ask you don't deserve to be told. gif reposts also tell a story you can't seem to absorb, so yes. Finally, while you're sitting there waiting for my response with that F5 button remember some people who frequent geekologie here have other things to do than fight with twinks like yourself. You should be thanking me for adding something to your day today & not making you wait any longer for it

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@14 you're pretty.

PS. You ARE the same person who posted about Metal Gear Solid, right?? Personality disorders are fun for everyone.

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@17: You'll notice the lack of a proper user registration system on this site. Kinda makes it hard to tell if multiple people posting under a particular name are actually the same user, doesn't it?

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PSh, that's nothing, I've been wearing pants that turn into a tent for years. They're very flattering in the crotchal region...

And yes, I have a penis.

For all we know, "Jonathan" is actually a collaborative entity, populated by a collection of Geekologie's most frequent commentors in an orchestrated effort to paint the portrait of a user who has the capacity to be both a clever observer of posted content and a running punchline of the community.

Oh, and: my mom.

My mom is the best-looking cake ever posted on the Internet. Who wants to eat her?

@18 I'll be damned...you are correct, sire.

@22 So Jonathan = Leeroy Jenkins? I'm beginning to think there are only about 6 people who actually post here (minus spammers). Still entertaining nonetheless.

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comment 1: The fat joke "you're so big, your shirt can be used as a tent" is now taken seriously.

comment 2: They're now considering snail technology.

comment 3: Breathing was not a considered part of the clothing's function.

In Soviet Russia tent wears YOU.

Walking just got a lot more intense. Uhh, in-tents, get it?

I am not OK with people posting here who are not named Jonathan. Please fix this.

.... what the hell?

I'm the original Jonathan, but I haven't posted in like... over a week now. When the hell did I become a meme?!!

An octopus may not carry his house on his back like some other mollusks, but he's always got eight tent(acle)s.

I fixed it for you. Read it again.

Walking just got a lot more intense. Uhh, in-tents, get it?

@29

...what the hell?

I'M the original Jonthan, but I haven't peed my panties in like...over a week now. When the hell did I become a woman?!!

@31 Intensity In Tent City??

Ok...made MY stomach hurt too. Not as much as that gang of 6 year old ninjas who kicked the shit out of me for actually being pansy enough to wear a tent poncho though.

hmmm.. i prefer my tents to have bottom parts too though.

∆ ... you know, for kids!

Didn't they already have this in the music video for Don't Stop by Red Hot Chilli Peppers?

these have been around for years, they had "wearable tents in ww2.

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Why didn't i think of that?! It sounds genius, he is gonna be a billionaire.....-.-

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