Nov 23 2010Magic!: Voice-Activated H.P. Wand Flashlights
Harry Potter laser tag wands not your cup of tea? What the f*** are you doing drinking tea in the first place? IT'S TAKING UP VALUABLE STOMACH REAL ESTATE WHERE YOU COULD FIT BOOZE. Anyway, how about a voice-activated Harry Potter wand flashlight? No? Not digging this one either? God you're impossible to please. PRODUCT FEAAAAAAATURES!::::
Harry Potter Voice-Activated Wand Flashlight
- Listens to your voice and turns on and off when the proper spell is spoken.
- Record your own voice command.
- Say "Lumos" to activate and "Nox" to deactivate - or pick any sound command of your choice.
- Matches your spoken commands to your recorded commands, which means your wand will only listen to you!
- Available in Harry and Hermione wand styles.
- Batteries: 3 AAA (not included).
- Dimensions:11" long.
Speaking of 11" long: not me. I'm like a quarter of that, and only if you measure half the gooch. But that's neither here nor taint, if you want to feel like a wizard, go get one of these $16 bad boys (alternatively, break off a tree branch) and you can run around in the dark screaming "LUMOS!" and "NOX!" to your heart's content. But no yelling, "WHY AM I NOT GETTING LAID?!", because that should be apparent (it's the cape).
1:00 product demonstration in the style of a no-budget student film after the jump.
ThinkGeek Product Site
via
Let There Be Nerdy Light (From Voice Activated Flashlight Wands) [uberreview]
Reader Comments
1. cyberslacks - November 23, 2010 12:49 PM
Whoooohoooo
2. FIRSTARDED - November 23, 2010 12:50 PM
COOL
3. I Did It - November 23, 2010 12:58 PM
Looks like a black dude's veiny dick.
4. Nick Diggerson - November 23, 2010 12:58 PM
Wow, it barely illuminates. I expected a lightshow of epic proportions.
5. pander smirk - November 23, 2010 12:59 PM
ribbed for her pleasure
6. -Lmega5- - November 23, 2010 1:02 PM
i want to put my wand in her magical place....
srsly tho, i do want one but it just looks so ridiculous...
7. mcfeely smackup - November 23, 2010 1:02 PM
well, at least it's not gay.
Wonder if it will be as popular as that vibrating Nimbus 2000 broomstick that teenage girls enjoyed more than than their 8 year old sisters.
8. I Did It - November 23, 2010 1:05 PM
@ 5
Ribbed for his pleasure. Chicks don't want Harry's discolored wand. Not unless they are fat, hairy and have yellow teeth.
9. Georgeo - November 23, 2010 1:09 PM
Are these just modified turkey basters?
10. Danundertheice - November 23, 2010 1:13 PM
E.T. 2 The glowing penis
11. naas - November 23, 2010 1:13 PM
Are these just modified turkey basters?
12. tuna - November 23, 2010 1:13 PM
Are these just modified turkey basters?
13. WheelchairCorp. - November 23, 2010 1:14 PM
Are these just modified turkey basters?
14. 24-bit whore - November 23, 2010 1:15 PM
Are these just modified turkey basters?
15. Cap'n Hindsight - November 23, 2010 1:18 PM
Are these just modified turkey basters?
16. sushee - November 23, 2010 1:21 PM
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17. Richard McBeef - November 23, 2010 1:25 PM
NO REALLY ARE THESE JUST MODIFIED TURKEY BASTERS?
18. lucci - November 23, 2010 1:32 PM
hermione's wand looks worn out. oh, wait...
19. Ciao - "I will cast a spell on youuuuu" - November 23, 2010 1:47 PM
hrm, they look more like rejected pocky.
20. Dishy aahhhh - November 23, 2010 1:51 PM
Accio Penetrato
21. Georgeo - November 23, 2010 2:21 PM
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22. Rancid - November 23, 2010 2:47 PM
Okay, so the "Potter" fangirls are covered - is there a "fleshlight" equivalent for fan-boys? The straight ones, if there are any...
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25. austin - November 23, 2010 5:01 PM
One time at wizard camp, Hermione put a wand in her pants.
26. Louis - November 23, 2010 7:07 PM
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