HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPY THANKSGIVING!!

Don't feel bad, turkey, you're not the first one to court a bottle of bourbon, believe me. I was *this close* to marrying one before the EPT came back negative. So yeah, I'm thankful for that. Other things I'm thankful for (in no particular order):

• The internet
• Dinosaurs
• Booze
• Life
• Video games
• The Hills reruns
• Plants
• Geekologie Readers (OMG -- I'm thankful for you)
• Booze
• Kid's cereal
• That the local liquor store opens at 7AM
• Toys
• My family
• The llittle lady
• Chloe and Einstein
• All the fish

So I just spent $248 on booze and food AFTER $65 in Ralph's card savings. And that's just for two people. It's time to get this drunken gluttony started! Tell your family I said hi, I'll be back tomorrow with a couple articles.

HAAAAAAAAAPPY THANKSGIVING!

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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPY THANKSGIVING!!

\n\nDon't feel bad, turkey, you're not the first one to court a bottle of bourbon, believe me. I was *this close* to marrying one before the EPT came back negative. So yeah, I'm thankful for that. Other things I'm thankful for (in no particular order):\n\n

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• The internet
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• Dinosaurs
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• Booze
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• Life
\n\t
• Video games
\n\t
• The Hills reruns
\n\t
• Plants
\n\t
• Geekologie Readers (OMG -- I'm thankful for you)
\n\t
• Booze
\n
• Kid's cereal
\n\t
• That the local liquor store opens at 7AM
\n\t
• Toys
\n\t
• My family
\n\t
• The llittle lady
\n\t
• Chloe and Einstein
\n\t
• All the fish
\n

\n\nSo I just spent \$248 on booze and food AFTER \$65 in Ralph's card savings. And that's just for two people. It's time to get this drunken gluttony started! Tell your family I said hi, I'll be back tomorrow with a couple articles.\n\nHAAAAAAAAAPPY THANKSGIVING!