Nov 30 2010God Bless America: Little Girls With Guns

That's some solid parenting

O,o!

This gives a new interpretation to the phrase "Shotgun Wedding," when it's the bride that's holding the firearm.

Reminds me of that video of a girl about 11 years old disassembling and reassembling a gun in under a minute and looking darn pleased. God bless this country.

The best parents start preparing their children to fight zombies as soon as they can hold up a gun.

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You know I remember back when I was in highschool I was watching a documentary talking about how in Afghanistan kids would play around with loaded Ak-47's like they were toys, and they'd be encouraged by their parents to do so. I remembered thinking "Christ...I can't even imagine living in a society like that..."

Oh, to be young and naive again.

btw, I'd date them NOW! Why wait, age is just a number.

@6 Not funny, Bro!! Seth are an intelligent, worldly man, who knowed alls about high heel shoes and wot wimmin like to wear; 'cause he weared the same type of things all a time. And if you keep it up, you're gonna catch the Gay your ownself.

Is Chris Hansen here somewhere?

@9 yah I know, its not funny.. I just saw him gettin hot and bothered in the sandals comments section... and before you say it, yes my mom is hot, and she wasn't bothered when you visited last night

and the fear is passed on to the next generation of Americans.

DH:

To be taken seriously, I suggest learning your politics outside The Daily Show.

@11: If by "Hot and bothered" you mean "entertained by your tomfoolery," then yes!

@7, I wish I was young and Native again too...

@11 Hot Mom pics or you're lying.

@16, Easy, she's all over the internet... Her name is Lisa Goatse... just google image search the last name

Is there a picture of the 'parents' so they can be found and strung up by their toes?

So now his/her 3yo thinks its ok to handle a firearm. Proves you dont need a brain to breed.

Why does the "MORE:" tag beneath the article title include: "BANG BANG I SHOT HER DOWN BANG BANG SHE HIT THE GROUND BANG BANG WOOPS WRONG GIRL"

Sorry Charlie - the "Search for Goatse pics" has been done here ad nauseum.

@19 probably GW is a Kill Bill/Nancy Sinatra fan

@20 - my bad.....ummm.....uuuh... All your base are belong to us?

@20, No, really... it'll be different this time, I promise.

Can anyone identify the guns? Assault shotgun, Uzi, something with a big scope?

(I'm ordering Xmas presents for my nieces.)

@23 Remember that time you were fingering your sister and found your dad's wedding ring?! that was hilarious!

@22 I'll give you a LAWLZ for that one. Now behave. And go get your Mom, I'm already bored.

@26: gimme a bit... I'm almost done with her.

@25 And what IF he has NO sister?! Goddam amateurs!

I'm pretty sure that isn't an uzi and the one on the right looks like an m16a3 with a hunting scope.

@26,27 - come on now, lets be kind. For your information its that "time of the month for her" you know...when her herpes flare up again..go easy...she's tender

@28, yeah - ur right...what if he has NO dad either?! what a shitty family he must have!

The comment sections on this site have strangely become even more entertaining than the articles to which they are attached. Bravo, gentlemen.

Or gentleman, if it's just one guy with multiple online personalities arguing with himself. Which, honestly, would make it even MORE entertaining.

@29 and whoever cares - the girl on the left is holding a Mossberg 590 shotgun, the one in the middle is rocking a TEC-DC9 (Tec-9 variant), and the one furtherest to the right is holding a AR-15 variant (probably a post-ban style Bushmaster) which has a carbine length handguard, yet a A2 style long stock and a heavy barrel. The scope is just tacky eye candy, and I couldn't begin to care enough to look up what it is. Sadly, and lastly........ I think I know the parents. One of my old Army buddies posted this awhile back claiming he :loved his little girls". I know for a fact he has three girls, and owns weapons such as those. The Mossberg 590 is a one of the standard military shotguns, and the AR-15 variant is common of the various M4, M16, and Stoner rifles out there in the military.

@32, aww thanks, Sweetie. I'll be here all week.

@34: And long after that, I'd wager.

It's always funny to see the reaction that people opposed to guns (or just afraid of) have when they see pictures of children around guns.

I know it's a shock, and you might not believe it...but an unloaded gun is just a piece of metal. No more dangerous than a hammer, or a brick.

Personally, my reaction was glad to see that all weapons were pointed in (apparently) safe directions, and no fingers on the trigger. Good habits start early.

@33 - I care.... not about guns, but your persistence in keeping the comments section relevant! Good knowledge of fire arms though, you should be commenting with the pedantic nerds on boingboing instead

So this is how the girls in the Baader Meinhof Complex came to be.

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@35, we'll see. I bought A LOT of coke and booze for the weekend

@38 - do you see anyone else spamming for their shitty blog in the comments, other than the hongkongeze autospamming bots??! Your views are not interesting, and if you were actually an aspiring writer like your bio says, than you shouldn't be whoring your good name out on geekologie. Now where can I get some versache purses at rock bottom prices??

There is nothing wrong with this.
I am not being sarcastic.
For one, I am sure they guns are NOT loaded.
Secondly, each of them - even at this young age is displaying good trigger discipline (ie: keep your booger-hook off the trigger)
Third, I am quite sure that the youngest one doesn't actually shoot that gun - it's a posed picture lol. I have one of me in a barrel at Niagra Falls at that age - I can assure you I didn't go over the Falls in it!
Kids who's parent's hide guns from and are taught they are bad and they shouldn't ever touch them are the kids that end up sneaking over to it and hurting themselves or others accidentally.

@24 From Left to right Mossberg 12 GA, Cobray m911, Bushmaster M4 knock off with leupold scope. Now if its for the the nieces I would upgrade the wanna be MAC-10 with a nice Glock 18 F\A and High Cap mags

@33 Brian, @42 Zoinks, thanks.

Zoinks, google images agrees with Brian, the middle one is prbly a TEC-DC9. The Cobray handle/magazine are a little different.

Hello Kitty AR-15 assault rifle (the one with the scope):

http://www.2dayblog.com/2008/01/24/hello-kitty-ar-15-assault-rifle/

Can someone say GUNSLINGER GIRLS?

*observes firearms* Ah, welfare checks well spent.

This pic is like the poor American version of Gunslinger Girl.

FUCKING HILLBILLIES!

just when is China gonna come and wipe these idiots off the map. I pray for the day....

This is a very good article for a tech blog lol

WHY FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DOES ANYBODY NEED A SCOPE THAT BIG ON A M16A1? THAT RIFLE IS NOT EVEN THAT GOOD IT JAMS VERY EASLY

I am scared of the future!!!!!!!!

hmmmm.... thise look surprisingly like zombie hunting weapons... maybe they know something we don't....

hmmmm.... those look surprisingly like zombie hunting weapons... maybe they know something we don't....

hmmm... those look suspiciouly like zombie hunting weapons... maybe they know something we don't... HOLY CRAP IT THE ZOMBIE INVASION IT"S HERE!!!! AND YOU ALL SAID I WAS CRAZY, YOU STUPID PINK ELEPHANT MAFIA THAT IS STANDING RIGHT BEHIND ME!!!!!!

wow, that was a major glitch, it kept telling me that i couldn't post then what do you know it posts all three at once

Amen #41. My children.... ALL of them own guns (technically still in my name.) They are all well aware of gun safety and are better shots than most adults.

People who hide guns from their children, teaching them how to fear them, are wrong. We have in excess of 100 guns in our home (collecters if you will) and none of them are locked up, and only 4 of them are loaded, the ones my man and I carry, and the ones we have on our bedside tables.

Half of you are children and the other half it seems are ignorant idiots. with only a couple of exceptions.

I'm going back to my highly technical and well paying job..... (Hillbillies and wellfare checks my fucking ass)

@ 55. a constitutionalist

with all due respect...buy a safe. I'm glad your kids are safety trained, but one housebreaking and you've just unleashed over a hundred guns into the criminal market.

Firearm responsibilities don't stop at safety.

#58, we live in the far suburbs, someone is almost always there and we have multiple alarms, as well as outdoor and indoor cameras... My husband works from home and knows all the local pd and sheriffs, also more than a few border patrol, and various elected officials....

The Gun ROOM (a ROOM) is locked and reinforced, also individually alarmed, only our personal guns and guns on the wall racks are not "put up"

WTF do you think we are idiots? Or just ignorant?

Do the children have access to that room? Yes..... because it doesnt stay locked while we are home. Hence the need for education in safe gun practices. Shooting isnt just for fun for children, it teaches them the true impact of what a gun can do, that they are tools, not toys.

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The gun in the middle is a TEC9 not an uzi

"Oh, and for all you 3 to 7-year old Geekologie readers out there, these are NOT the girls you're gonna want to date in ten years."

Damn. I've been reading this site for years now, loving it, and this is the first thing that made me realize that you think your audience is entirely male. Kind of made me feel like geek women like me are meant to be excluded from your geek club. Thanks.

What is with America and its obsession with guns and war? If you truly think you need guns to protect yourselves over there maybe you should move somewhere else.

old

sadly i don't think thats the last we will hear of that family.

This is awesome. When the revolution happens, all you libs are gonna get friggin wiped out in mere days. Good riddance. Holdin' hands don't bring home the bacon.

@67

only boys date girls? Too bad the 3 to 7 LGBT crowd can't be in YOUR little club. Stop being so closed minded.

@69, I don't know what country you are from, but chances are, America has saved your country from anhialation and takeover 3-4 times by now. Show a little gratuity next time instead of being so self righteous.

@75: I think you mean "gratitude." Unless you meant for her to give you a 15% tip on the total bill from being saved by America.

I see my future in this picture...
I grew up around firearms, and was taught to respect them. I see nothing wrong with this.

@24 and anyone else who was wondering: Left: probably just a run of the mill 12ga pump modded with a pistol grip (barrel is slightly too long to be a tac model), middle: looks kind of like an H&K 9mm or a modified MP5 9mm without the stock or forward grip, right: M4 style/AR15 A3 (possibly A2 but unlikely, I cant tell if it has the forward assist or not from that pic) , bull barrel with a hunting scope + 30 round mag. Why this person would put a standard mount bull barrel and not a free float on that rifle is beyond me.
@73: I agree. If people teach their children properly, they will be taught to respect firearms. Guns kill people like spoons make people fat.

@33: I have no idea how you were able to make that out from that picture as dark as it is... but now that I think about it, it could be a tek-9 too, but we cant see the left side of it to be sure.

From the time I was old enough to toddle, I was taught about firearms. Never touch them, if you see one lying out tell Mommy, etc... When I was 5 I was taught to use a shotgun. I am now a crack shot. Keep in mind, USMC brat, Daddy was a drill instructor! *laughing*
There isn't a thing wrong with a posed photo including firearms, SO LONG AS THE WEAPONS WERE EMPTY and the children know firearm safety!! Weapons of any type arent toys, but they are FUN to take photos with! So nyah nyah!!

@75 bambam - it's obviously a TEC-9 variant. You might be more used to seeing one with a slightly longer barrel w/ shroud. This is more then likley the semi auto version, which were sold in high demand after the Clinton ban under the guise of a "semi-auto pistol". Which technically it is, hence why it was sold, and so popular during that initial period. These were also sold (more so) without the barrel shroud.

@37 A.- Can't say I've heard of "boingboing", but if it's anything like most firearm blogs/forums...... there's generally too much 2nd amendment preaching going on. I know as much as I know, because I own a lot of firearms, but serve in a law enforcement position. I think of myself as a "middle of the road" kind of guy. I don't think everyone should be able to own/possess a gun, yet I don't think they should be regulated or controlled as much. I'm very indifferent when it comes to the topic.

Lastly..... those clearly are not my old Army buddies daughters. Oddly enough, he did post an extremely similar picture. They too were also practising proper carry, and muzzle direction. Teach your children right, and they'll learn. If you tell them, "the pot on the stove is hot, don't touch it"....... chances are they won't pick it up with their bare hands.

Wow, parents are idiots. Everyone would be whining if one of these girls accidentally shot another one but if they're holding them it's cool. And for Seth who says he'd date them now... what a PEDOPHILE! He needs to be shot, I can't STAND child molesters Seth.

Does nobody else notice Seth is a pedophile? He'd date them now? Wow dude... totally sick!

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