Nov 5 2010Count Me In!: Turn Your Sink From Faucet To Water Fountain With The Squeeze Of A Nip

Tapi faucet nipples from Dreamfarm (I'm not gonna lie, I've always dreamed of farming nipples, too) turns your faucet into a water fountain by squeezing off the hole at the bottom. Simple! Plus it comes in a rainbow of colors, none of which will match any kitchen/bathroom's decor. But hey, that's a small price to pay to not have to drink out of your hands, amirite? Haha, what's a cup? Oooooh -- right. And speaking of cups -- I want you to spell ICUP out loud. DAMN YEAH YOU DO, I'M HOSING YOUR SHOES!
Hit the jump for two more shots because they were available and I'm thorough.


Tapi by Dreamfarm [designmilk]
Thanks to Blaqk Panda, who drinks out of the sink like a cat: with his bare @$$hole resting on the counter. Blaqk you nasty!
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Reader Comments
1. STr - November 5, 2010 5:45 PM
FIRST YEAH!!!
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it reminds me of peeing D:
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8. McFeely Smackup - November 5, 2010 6:00 PM
Seems like the ideal solution for someone whose water trickles from the faucet under no particular pressure. for anyone else, it's going to be a blast of water in the face.
And who is it that is going to use one of these in the KITCHEN? You know the place where there are glasses right next to the sink?
9. M_D - November 5, 2010 6:31 PM
its cool but an old idea. i remember seeing things like these at wal-mart about 20 years ago. might still have it...
10. Kelsey - November 5, 2010 7:18 PM
This would be a great idea if it also purified the water. I live in a county with, like, the 3rd dirtiest water in the country, so, we do NOT drink from the sink.
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14. Joel - November 6, 2010 12:59 AM
Just what I always wanted...a blast of mildew in the face.
15. p-teK - November 6, 2010 1:38 AM
My mom bought me one of these when I was 9. That was 16 years ago.
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for those saying it's too old: you're old.
this is great idea to me - I drink from my faucet everyday and break my neck every time (I have the hospital on speed dial and wear a Life Alert around my neck)
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28. skip - November 6, 2010 3:02 PM
this idea has been around for ages, i remember getting something like this from the dentist like 10 years ago.
29. nathan - November 6, 2010 5:01 PM
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I had something like this years ago i rem putting it on my cock and drinking my own piss, it was great for wanking with as well but my nan caught me and i threw it away must get another one this time i want to stuff it up my butt
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