Well Folks, It's Official: Literature Is Dead
This is a real sign spotted at a Barnes & Noble bookstore. And the question of the hour is this: should we all be excited that kids are at least reading something, or disappointed THERE'S A F***ING 'TEEN PARANORMAL ROMANCE' GENRE? Option two, obviously. I swear, I'm so disgusted right now I could burn down Amazon. "GW, stop being stupid -- Amazon isn't even a real store." Oh yeah? Well you're not even a real person, so there. Don't believe me? Pinch your non-dominant arm as hard as you can. Haha, that's what you get!
Say hello to the newest for-real book section at Barnes & Noble [reddit]
Thanks to Ashley, who admitted to loving the Twilight series in her tip and officially dead to me. Zombie teen romance?! Please God no.
Read More: *facepalm*, books, hemingway is spinning in his grave (possibly headless), hmm, literature, maybe reading isn't as fundamental as i thought, read a book, reading, reading is fundamental, sadness, say it ain't so, we're going downhill fast, you know what? i don't think we're gonna win this human race after all, you've got to be kidding me
