How Do You Stack Up?: The Wiener Chart
Note: Viagra-sized version of the chart HERE.
This is a chart showing women's preferences of various sized wieners. Basically you want to fall into the red-hot or sessy-magenta zones, which is a shame because I'm way off the chart in the upper right. Like, a mile off. As a matter of fact, the more I think about it, my wiener can't even fit on a 2-D chart. THIS MANHAMMER NEEDS A Z-AXIS, SON!
Hit the jump for another variation of the chart.
Cealis-size version of the second chart HERE.
Euphemized Version of the Women's Penis Size Preference Chart [buzzfeed]
Read More: aha!, are we having fun yet?, charts and graphs, chat, feel anything?, how about now -- still nothing?, junk, learning by looking, let me guess -- you're just short of making the chart in the lower left?, makin' the loves, peener, sessy time! yow yow, whee!, wiener, wiener magic!, womens, you poor bastards
