Oct 19 2010Hooters Girl Competes In Contest Thinking She'll Win A Toyota, Actually Wins Toy Yoda

This story is old as hell, but I'd never heard it and it's too good to pass up. So apparently a Florida Hooters waitress competed in a beer-sales competition in which the grand prize was a Toyota, only thing is, it was never spelled, only spoken.
In a funny twist and play on words, Hooters didn't award a Toyota but gave her a ......
A Toy Yoda!Jodee Berry, the former waitress, is now suing Hooters! Appearantly, she wasn't too amused by the joke!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Apparently it was all part of an April Fool's Joke. Seriously thought, that's a pretty cruel joke. Especially because she kind of looks like Yoda. That's how feelings get hurt.
UPDATE: Apparently Hooters settled for an undisclosed amount of money that was more than enough to buy a Toyota. Dammit Hooters, stick to your wings guns.
Hooters Girl thought she was getting a Free Toyota in Drinking Contest [idiotbrain]
Thanks to Shannon, who once entered a contest for an Oldsmobile, won, and got an Alexander Calder original worth millions. Well done!

Reader Comments
1. Ragnogroth - October 19, 2010 5:56 PM
Chicks..
2. Jason - October 19, 2010 5:56 PM
First.
3. Frank2177 - October 19, 2010 5:56 PM
FIRST!!!
4. -Lmega5- - October 19, 2010 5:56 PM
O_O what year is this??? i seem to have traveled back in time...
5. Mcgibbens - October 19, 2010 5:58 PM
holy shit some people type very fast, and are very up to date in commenting
6. Asperflux - October 19, 2010 5:59 PM
Long last the robots!
7. ��� STOMPY ���™ - October 19, 2010 6:02 PM
too bad it wasn't a toy yoda fleshlight
http://www.geekologie.com/2009/09/no_no_noooooooooo_yaddle_love.php
8. twittlie - October 19, 2010 6:06 PM
Ummmm.... wasn't this story from like 8 years ago?
9. naas - October 19, 2010 6:06 PM
this was on extreme rollercoasters on the travel channel last week
10. AARRRRdvark - October 19, 2010 6:13 PM
She prolly crashed at the dealers. Her vagina got in the way. (That's a hooter's waitress comment, not a women comment, swear!)
p.s. I lie a LOT.
11. Cash Moneyman The Third - October 19, 2010 6:13 PM
This story is older than time itself. Are you even trying? You don't deserve the 4.50 you make an hour as a blogger.
12. Steelydignan - October 19, 2010 6:18 PM
Unfortunately, the settlement was for 100,000 doll hairs.
13. Snoop - October 19, 2010 6:23 PM
@12 lol thats the good stuff
14. Michelle - October 19, 2010 6:26 PM
bahahahaha @12
15. Angel Mass - October 19, 2010 6:31 PM
I see what you did there!
16. HotRamen - October 19, 2010 6:46 PM
@ 2 & 3
Lol.. 2 so close.. and 3 doing !!! waste precouis 1st seconds
17. McFeely Smackup - October 19, 2010 6:49 PM
Aren't her boobs about 3 sizes too small to be a Hooters girl? I mean she looks like a big enough bitch to work there, but the boobs are definitely too small.
18. MoFro - October 19, 2010 7:12 PM
Hooters girls must be at least 60% of annual push-up bra sales.
19. Steve Jobs - October 19, 2010 7:19 PM
disappointment face, priceless
20. titsonsnack - October 19, 2010 7:22 PM
This story really is older than the dead sea scrollz bitches
21. ray - October 19, 2010 7:31 PM
she looks like she's from iraq. fake!
22. fart bucket - October 19, 2010 7:35 PM
holy hell dude at least call it a blast from the past or something. what's next? An 'All Your Base Are Belong to us' clip? Or maybe you can post about those football fans that just say 'WAZZZZAP!' over and over again.
23. asas - October 19, 2010 7:50 PM
old
24. Cakeflourz - October 19, 2010 8:03 PM
Shaka, when the walls fell.
25. Wormy - October 19, 2010 10:16 PM
SO OLD
26. Chris - October 19, 2010 11:20 PM
OLD NEWS IS OLD
27. M_D - October 19, 2010 11:44 PM
time warp!! this is from at least 2001.. http://www.sptimes.com/News/072801/State/Dream_car_is_a__toy_Y.shtml
28. sonniea - October 19, 2010 11:44 PM
im going to guess that most of the people that replied to this are guys.
wtf is wrong with you people only 2 commented on her boobs! 2.
im a girl (straight)and the first thing i thought of was how small her tits were not how old the article is. newsflash: the opening line is "This story is old as hell, but ..." Im completely disappointed in males at the moment. A hooters girl with no boobs sueing them not for a boob related incident but for a yoda doll. its like god gave you lemons and you made salad dressing. shame.
17, i tip my hat to you
29. Quiver Tips - October 20, 2010 12:03 AM
@28, It wasn't a Yoda doll, it was a Toy Yoda. The hilarity would have never come into fruition had they said, Yoda doll. Didn't you read the article? I mean, glance back and forth between under-appreciated beasts, and back to the article here and again to gather that crucial information? I'm quite certain most of all commentators read that, but then again so many were wasted on reiterating the fact that this happened years ago, I'm thinking many just saw the picture and simply decided to post, "old news is old" or some variation like that person above that doesn't read things slow enough or at all to take in what's really going on here...China everybody. Keep your eyes on China.
30. jakes - October 20, 2010 12:05 AM
YOURE GOING TO TELL ME that that thing in the picture worked in Hooters?
WTF
she has to be one of the ugliest girls I have ever seen, I wouldn't touch her not even to clean my shoes of dog poop,
Ok If I went to hooters and she was my waitress I would sue hooters, honestly she should be happy she was lucky enough to work there YUCK!!!!
How the [email protected] did she wint the argument where hooters had to give her money, It was a contest not a legal contract, there is no base for anything there, IT WAS A CONTEST, Stupid C unt
31. Mike - October 20, 2010 1:01 AM
DO THE SUPER BOWL SHUFFLE!!!!!!111111!!!!!!
32. Ragnogroth - October 20, 2010 2:45 AM
21 - She's obvious from Seattle!
33. Matt - October 20, 2010 9:19 AM
At least she can use the money to get decent silicon boobs lolz
34. Tigerh8r - October 20, 2010 9:48 AM
Her sense of humor is even less developed than her boobs, luckily, she can now buy her some boobs and a Toyota!
35. Chris - October 20, 2010 10:33 AM
Gawd I remember this! I was living in Panama City when this happened. Too funny, man! All the radio stations were talking about it for months... and they too were wondering how the hell she got a job at Hooters as well.
36. Jonathan - October 20, 2010 10:45 AM
No one should be surprised that this girl's boobs are so freaking small. Not a single Hooters girl I have seen in the past decade had any sort of a decent rack to speak of.
Not since Hooters came under fire for being "discriminatory" in their hiring practices, i.e. looking for women who are specifically of the large-chested variety. Nowadays you can be an A cup and still get a job at Hooters, since if they don't hire you because of your bra size, you can sue. It's freaking retarded, but such is the state of the world right now.
The only redeeming factor to Hooters now are their wings, and even those weren't that good to begin with. No wonder they're in financial troubles now. All the truly buxom women were replaced by anorexic flat-chested women who scream "PREJUDICE" when they can't hold a credit card in their cleavage during the interview.
37. SteveTheHair - October 20, 2010 11:51 AM
This is old news GW. I mean seriously old news...
38. Nick - October 20, 2010 1:34 PM
This is quite literally the OLDEST thing on the internet.
39. ciao - coffeeholic - October 20, 2010 1:49 PM
you can still drive with it, with imagination
40. unknown - October 20, 2010 1:56 PM
OLD.
41. Durand - October 20, 2010 2:52 PM
@30 Have you ever been to Hooters? It's not exactly some haven for attractive women. In fact, it's nearly the opposite in most cases.
As for the story itself, this is indeed old. I remember hearing about this story when it happened, back when I was in Elementary School!
42. bleep bloop - October 20, 2010 4:06 PM
@4 i believe gw put the wrong link in by accident :/
43. Quidam - October 20, 2010 6:06 PM
@12 Ahahahahahah!
44. MoD - October 20, 2010 7:02 PM
It's not even internet old (3 days), it's just old.
45. sonniea - October 20, 2010 9:17 PM
lame
46. bluesquare - October 20, 2010 10:19 PM
no offense to geekology but this thing is at least
2 years old.
47. Axle - October 21, 2010 7:32 AM
That :censored: just got :censored:ing owned in her :censored: :censored:. agreed? >:D
48. zanz - October 21, 2010 2:38 PM
you fucking bunch of retards, do you actually read anything at all?!
he said himself he knows its old as hell, this site isn't about NEW SHIT, its about the good stuff, no matter how old, if it hasn't been on geekologie before, its a legitimate post.
fucking idiots don't get the idea of a blog
49. tim - October 22, 2010 5:42 AM
At 26, I think she's a little old to be called a 'girl'?
50. Noone - October 22, 2010 3:10 PM
OLD!
& First!
51. old - November 3, 2010 4:25 PM
wtf?
are girls supposed to change sex at 26?