Oct 25 2010Do Want: This Dinosaur Bones Motorcycle
Oh I'd ride it alright, I'd ride it all. night. long. No, no I wouldn't either. I hate driving after dark and motorcycles make me nervous enough as it is. I would lay with it under a big blue tarp in my parents' driveway though. Built by sculptor Jud Turner, the 'Mortalcycle' is a statement about, um, our reliance on fossil fuels? Because there's no bones about THAT! And speaking of no bones: it's boneless buffalo wing day at Wing-Dings! *CRUNCH* Haha -- is, uh, is today not Thursday?
Hit the jump for several more shots and a link to Jud's website.
Jud Turner's Website
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Mortalcycle: dino-bike! [boingboing]
Thanks to David B., who runs on coffee and Fruit Rolls Ups. Still beats running on nails!
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Reader Comments
1. jajebu - October 25, 2010 2:07 PM
First!!!
2. Dave - October 25, 2010 2:07 PM
$10 says GW would ride it without a helmet (condom) on
3. Havok - October 25, 2010 2:12 PM
Yea..but where do you put the key?!
4. catch22 - October 25, 2010 2:15 PM
as pointless as the name bikes...
5. spikeupurass - October 25, 2010 2:24 PM
ummmmmmm, where are you meant to sit?, looks painful
6. naas - October 25, 2010 2:44 PM
@4 agreed
extreme rollercoasters, travel channel, 2 weeks ago
7. Blastphemer - October 25, 2010 2:55 PM
Really @6...really?
point that out, sentences, dancers...
It's basic English.
8. Sara - October 25, 2010 3:01 PM
Well that looks comfy as hell.......?
9. McFeely Smackup - October 25, 2010 3:08 PM
Do I really need to point out that this is NOT a "motorcycle", it is a sculpture.
motorcycles have things like motors...and wheels. This thing isn't even going to move without a forklift.
10. Shelbon - October 25, 2010 3:42 PM
@9 It's completely real, look again. It runs on fossile fuels
11. Shelbon - October 25, 2010 3:42 PM
fossil*
12. Copy Cat - October 25, 2010 3:45 PM
Do I really need to point out that this is NOT a "motorcycle", it is a sculpture.
motorcycles have things like motors...and wheels. This thing isn't even going to move without a forklift. ™
13. scatze - October 25, 2010 4:06 PM
All I see is some rusty gears and no prime mover.
Stupid dinosaurs, no wonder they are extinct.
14. SubZero - October 25, 2010 4:13 PM
Q: What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?
A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
Q: What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo?
A: A Bronco-saurus!
Q: What was T. rex's favorite number?
A: Eight! (ate)
Q: Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum?
A: Because they can't afford new ones!
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?
A: DINOMITE!
15. Scorpion - October 25, 2010 5:12 PM
@15
GET OVER HERE!!!
16. Lmao - October 25, 2010 6:31 PM
Hadles? where we are going we dont need handles
17. andy - October 25, 2010 6:55 PM
@14
Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur ?
A: Do-you-think-he-saurous
Q: What do you call a blind dinosaurs dog?
A: Do-you-think-he-saurous-Rex
Thank you Jurassic Park.
18. joky - October 25, 2010 8:39 PM
This Thing doesnt even have a Seat!!
How would the GW write it? The only way I could see him riding it is if he Puts a T Rex Shaped Dildo on the back of it, and ride it all night long
Because the GW is not gay, But he would turn gay In a New york minute for some dinosaur action
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21. ovaca - October 26, 2010 10:32 AM
That has tetanus shot written all over it.
22. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH - October 30, 2010 4:56 AM
FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS DINOSAUR RELATED, WILL PEOPLE STOP ADVERTISING IN THE COMMENTS...
GET A LIFE AND MAKE SOME LEAFLETS OR SOMETHING >:-(