Oct 20 2010Deathly Delicious: The Big Fat Ugly Sandwich

FIRST!!!!!!

Want. Although I don't want the cancer which comes with it.

OMG pound this all the way home!!!

reminds me of that guy in man vs. food....someones gonna kill themselves eating that, especially in 15 min.

Pussies, I'll take 2 (one for now and ONE FOR NOW).

I swear I see a hotdog below the center of it.
Anyone else see it?

@6 it's not a hot dog. It's the spinal cord.

This is just stupid.

Eat thát under 15 minutes and you won't even NEED a stomach pump...gross, greasy Ammerrikens.

Mmmmmooooooo.

@9 Misspelling....it's American, and not all Americans are fatasses

this article is one of the funniest I've seen in a while. there's been plenty of crap posted about HOMEMADE mashups that are gross, BUT THIS IS A REAL COMPANY

honestly though, who comes up with this... "look we're short on ideas so... just, just put everything on the menu onto a pizza, roll it up and bake it. Don't question me just do it- I KNOW ABOUT EXPLODING ANUS SYNDROME JUST DO IT NOW"

I'd buy one and have it be lunch for the week.

anyone know where naas is?

I'm sure it tastes good, but that's like 4 meals

Something tells me Man vs. Food is coming to Champaign...

Er... I could probably eat for a week on that thing. And still put on weight.

Too bad they're in IL. If they were in Seattle, I'd accept the challenge!

@Pet Dino:

I know it's spelled 'Americans'. I was merely implying somewhat of a foreign accent, to emphasize the 'general opinion' of the average European regarding (stereotypical) Americans.

I know not everyone is a fat-ass, LOL.

Don't take every comment so seriously (especially on thís website. Since you proclaim to be GW's pet, you should know better).

Now, run along and have fun!

im just really wondering how one can approach eating that

I'm never gonna look at footballs the same way again

Fuck im hungry

@20 With a spork

See this is what you buy when you are drunk or stoned and want everything on the menu. But usually by the time you get the thing home you just wanna go to bed and end up leaving the $25 ,20 pound mess on your back seat.

I only live about 45 minutes away from there, but after looking at that thing I don't think I'll make the trip to try it. Although if Man v. Food comes there I will make that journey!

jesus christ...i dunno if i wann eat it or stick my dick in it!

What's with the Champaign news lately? I find it interesting that one guy invents implantable LEDs and his neighbor makes a football-sized sandwich. Sounds like a city of innovators there.

explosion of flavors.
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its funny ya know, how American's eat things like this while some kid in india doesn't even know what an apple is.

~Go America!~

Big, fat and ugly is what you'll became by eating this junk food.
On the bright side, the problem of having such stupid eaters around will go away in few years due to cardiac arrest.

I'm in Norman, OK, where I believe Fat Sandwich first set up shop, and I can vouch for this thing. I've witnessed 3 people conquer it after slicing it vertically to produce some sort of giant sushi roll of deep-fried glory. I feel full just thinking about it

@26

Why not do both?? That's what I'm doing right now, and it's.....heaven.

is that the insides of a pig??

Uugggh...it looks like Goatse in that pic.

I would totally devour that if it had no mayo!

"..., Fried Mushrooms, Jalapeño, Poppers, Pizza Bites,..."

It's a good thing there is Poppers in it. That will open you ass-hole and since your bowel are gonna be stuck after eating that...
Also, it help the blood flowing (by making all the sphincter relax) so, that may save you from an instant hear attack...

This thing has 17,000 calories in it! Yikes! I go to school in Champaign and our paper (The Daily Illini) did a story about it. Fat Sandwich is a big hit with the drunks stumbling home from the bars. I'm way too scared to accept that challenge, but so happy to see a story here that touches so close to home!!

this was on extreme rollercoasters on the travel channel last week

We've got something similar in Cape Town, South Africa, called a Gatsby.

They're quite brutal... takes about four people to finish one... the Wiki link I've provided has a photo but it doesn't do the sandwich justice.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gatsby_(sandwich)

There's also something called a Bunny Chow that you get in Durban, South Africa, which is like a hollowed out loaf of bread stuffed with curried meats and rice. The bread that was hollowed out makes a stopper and you use it to scoop up the food.

I've had Mexican chilli. I've had Thai curry. But never in my life have I experienced something so fiercely bowel-devastating as a Bunny Chow.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bunny_chow

Pity it looks like Jabba the Hutt's belly button.

This company looks like a new midwestern version of the original Grease Trucks, which are on the Rutgers U campus in New Brunswick, NJ. I have spent many post-drinking nights there! They have been selling Fat sandwiches on the Rutgers campus for the past 30 years, starting with the Fat Cat...

The Fat Darrell from the Grease Trucks was actually named as the top sandwich in the nation by Maxim Magazine a while back, and the Grease Trucks in general were named as the #1 post-college football game activity in the nation by Sports Illustrated in 2005.

The original Fat sandwiches were already featured on Man vs Food, episode 19 I think. The Fat challenge is that if you can eat 5 Fat sandwiches in 45 minutes, you can name a new sandwich after yourself, but Adam could only eat a little over 4...

we were the first to add extra sausage and bacon to this sandwich, it was almost as delicious coming back up as it was on the way down...

That sounds horrific! Only in America....