Oct 28 2010Blowing Up A MacBook Air With Fireworks

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I bought a MacBook Air right when they came out but ended up breaking it over my knee after getting sick and tired of its weightlessness. My laptop needs some heft, dammit, I need to feel like I'm hauling some serious shit around (and not just 500GB of pr0n). The solution? A laptop bag half-filled with cinderblocks. My God do I feel like a man now. Plus -- PLUS -- the computer itself is still light enough to perch on my knees when I'm on the john (like I am now). Anyway, *flushing* this is a video of some guy exploding a *spraying air-freshener* MacBook Air with M-1000's. At first I thought the explosion *sniffing, spraying more air-freshener* would be disappointing, but it actually does a pretty good job.

Since the release of the new second generation MacBook Air, there really is no use for the old one. So we put two M-1000 dynamite sticks we got from Chinatown inside of our newly obsolete Apple product. The results are quite explosive.

Haha, I thought those were Chinatown M-1000's! I could tell because legal ones can't even blow the legs off insects. And not mutant ones either, I'm talking about regular-ass crickets. Also, I was lying about the whole owning a MacBook Air thing. I just said it to sound cool but having reread it I realize I sounded like a fart echoing off a hard plastic chair. Forgive me?

Hit the jump for the explosive action.

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Thanks to Scott, who made the video, and to Peter, who called you a goofy looking hipster. FIGHT!

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Awesome.

SECOND

DIE ROBOTS!

uh....wut?

Spell "MACS" backwards!

well im sorry to say this but they know it was you now

It seems immoral, destroying something so magical. If someone gave me a Rembrandt, I wouldn't blow it up because my iPhone takes better pictures. And that MacBook isn't a mere Rembrandt, it's a holy relic.

1:29 rough neighborhood? and have you 2 asses ever heard of donations or ebay? i take my old stuff 2 goodwill. wouldnt u like 2 be the 12 year old from a poor family who bought a macbook at goodwill? but now that cant happen cause u 2 jerks BLEW IT THE FUCK UP!!

OMG, they blew up an expensive piece of tech! TOO ORIGINAL!!

Let me know when one of these douches loses a limb.

Ka-pow!

I tried blowing up windows once, it wasn't as exciting since it was only a software cd...

Everything is better with macs, even blowing them up :¬D

One less Mac in the world. These two boys are doing God's work.

OWNED!!!

Yes illegal fireworks are great fun!

Jenks?

@14- I was thinking bam margera or chris angel.

Sweet. The car alarm is like Inception.

Let's do this!! Someone else start this one, I had it last round.

gay and fake

Bastards destroying a laptop valued in ~~1500$ when lots of ppl cannot even sleep in a warm bed....
Worst of it all is that they believe they´re funny poshes

Fuk mac products. I'm a CTO at a NYC hedge fund and I hate NOTHING more than green-thump analysts complaining to my IT team about my decision to NOT support any mac products - be it Iphone (You want to punch a COUPLE holes in my firewall at the 2000's so exchange will work with your phone?!?) or deal with any office products not working properly? Be my guest!

Yeah, I admit, steve J make fine products - for anyone below a 130 IQ.

Randommolecules:

IQ: 130
Spelling Age: 9

Suddenly I have flashbacks from the Butterfly effect movie...

@8 I agree with everything you say... just because it's obsolete doesn't mean someone less fortunate cannot benefit. Shit.. my computer cost me $50.

What's with all these limp-wristed queers posting today about how they could have donated it to charity? STFU. Also, the guy in the movie's cute little lisp doesn't do much for the image of Mac users.

even though it's a mac, it's functional operation could help someone somewhere without (hopefully) turning them into a conceded prick

The video would have been much better had they blown up a new macbook air. (obligatory: will it shred? comment)

too many moral fags watching this

Not taking the morality stance, but you'd think a couple of dudes living in a barbed-wire surrounded ghetto could've benefited from selling their $1,000+ laptop.

What a bunch of douches.

Oh one more thing, fuck PC's! WOOOOO!!!!! YEAH.


Ojala algun dia les falte la comida a ustedes, tengan que buscar en la basura.
ojala que algun dia consiguan un trabajo y lo pierdan porque no tienen esa notebook que tiraron a la basura, y ya no vivan en ese sistema de consumismo donde la puedan comprar en 1000 cuotas, no puede ser, si van a hacer estas pelotudeces donenlo, denselo a alguien que si lo necesita, esa necesidad de sentirse superiores tirando comida todo el tiempo, dejando sus electrodomesticos en la calle, comprando comprando sin darse cuenta que tienen de mas.
Espero que lo sufran algun dia, yo ahorre 10 años para comprarme una macbook y gracias a eso trabajo, es mi herramienta principal para mi trabajo. y me costo y lo valoro.
Saludos yankis

@31 I concur.

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Too much money, if these fucknuts can afford to do this they've too much money

Couple of idiot douche nozzles.

@31

Estoy de acuerdo, la mayoría de los estadounidenses son putas idiota de los consumidores como estos coños estúpido.

@31

Cierre la cogida encima de usted bolso de ducha hispánico. usted habría podido ahorrar el dinero por 5 años y comprar una PC y utilizarla para adicional una década y media.

Babbelfish FTW!

FAKE! The pixels are all wrong, FAKE!

I wonder what their parents do for a living to afford blowing up a mac book air?

Lame. i dont get why ppl are blowing this kinda shit up, or why they gold plate it, gold plated ps3 gold plated ipod gold plated turds waste of time and money

it was funny tho, did u see next door had razor wire around the fence? what kinda place u at u need razor wire on ur fence, u better be growing pot

how stoned were those guys!

macbook air-1500 dollars
2xm1000's-ten bucks
reading these comments from mac lovers-priceless
that bitch didnt stand a chance. im a geek and im a pc

@43 PC FTW

LMFAO THIS IS THE FUNNIEST PIECE OF WRITING

love you GW. you can poop in my bathroom anyday


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@31

Cierre la cogida encima de usted bolso de ducha hispánico. usted habría podido ahorrar el dinero por 5 años y comprar una PC y utilizarla para adicional una década y media.

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Nice vid by the way, ...bunch of stoners attempting to engage in a little science is always an educational thing to see :P

Blow up, smash or Blend any non-apple laptop, computer or phone and the apple fans will be there talking about how funny it is. Blow up an apple product and they argue, cry or preach out how wasteful it is even when only for purposes of a video, lol... Even though it was slow outdated junk when it was new!

And what's with #47, saying it's immoral and that mac book is a holy relic? What on Earth is wrong with mac fantards? They are seriously mentally ill. I'm hoping that was satire... Wow, what weird people.

For the record, Apple and mac are over priced, slow, outdated pieces of garbage that has been deceptively pitched to idiots, as the best, cutting edge, holy worthy company in existence. *barf*

The truth about Apple can be found by spelling MACS backwards.

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