Sep 7 2010Tastes Like Vomit: Bacon And Pizza Sodas
I've had some of Jones Soda's limited edition Thanksgiving brews (Turkey & Gravy, Green Been Casserole) before, and they pretty much made me want to die. But who knows, maybe the bacon and pizza will be different. Except you and I both know they won't and their only purpose is getting an unsuspecting friend to drink one so you can stand back and laugh while they project their most recent meal onto the floor. Haha! Is that...ramen? Ah, Pad Thai -- I was close.
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Thanks to Bobby Blastoff, who doesn't drink anything but rocket-fuel flavored soda.
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Reader Comments
1. Newyevon2 - September 7, 2010 11:07 AM
first
2. naas=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ ̿̿ ٩(๏̯͡๏)۶ oh noez!!! - September 7, 2010 11:17 AM
@1 ghey
I'd drink it but I was hoping this was from the same Jones that did the big ass truck rental & BBQ
3. JAQUI - September 7, 2010 11:18 AM
HORF! I cant even imagine these being ok!... unless there is rum. Rum makes everything better! As does tequila...
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5. Kelehendros - September 7, 2010 11:20 AM
you humans really will kill yourselves one day if you keep this up. *robosigh* at least our job will be less tasking.
6. Randy - September 7, 2010 11:23 AM
@4
GTFO There's enough ads around here and your disturbing us
FUUUUUCK OFF!!
7. naas=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ ̿̿ ٩(๏̯͡๏)۶ oh noez!!! - September 7, 2010 12:03 PM
@5 robots dont breathe, your logic is flawed
8. JChief - September 7, 2010 12:30 PM
I don't know why they keep coming out with these various disgusting flavors. Gross is fucking gross, right? Why do we need choices? They could just come out with bottles of rat piss and call it a day.
9. Shelbon - September 7, 2010 12:43 PM
@8 idk, I'm curious to try them. I think there's a high possibility that I'll regurgitate but I'm so damn tempted
10. Jynx - September 7, 2010 1:02 PM
Liquid Bacon! Where can't you go wrong!
11. Leftover chunks - September 7, 2010 1:04 PM
Goût de chiotte mais...c'est plein de vitamines. No, not even.
12. ciao - September 7, 2010 2:49 PM
mmmm, liquid pizza :d
13. wes g - September 7, 2010 2:59 PM
their holiday packs are always really amusing.
say what you will about the disgustingness, but Jones tries really hard to replicate the flavor. I had brussel sprouts, turkey and gravy, and mashed potatoes, and it really tasted like the real thing. like... as if i was drinking a carbonated version of the food. it was really creepy (and really disgusting)
my friends and i have an annual holiday-flavors-jones-soda get together.
14. Paul - September 7, 2010 3:38 PM
...like ice-cold, bubbly vomit
15. Jawshish - September 8, 2010 2:34 PM
NO WAY IS THAT REAL!! soooo grosssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!
16. jude - September 8, 2010 8:37 PM
BACON IS NOT GEEK!!!!!!!!!!!