Sep 17 2010Smart: Wearing Rollerblades On A Motorcycle
That way if you're about to crash you can just jump off and blade to safety. Pretty genius if if you think about it. Just don't think about it for too long or you might start doubting the logic. And when you start doubting logic my friend, magic happens. CUT HER IN HALF -- DO IT NOW!
BAMF of the Day [thedailywh.at]
Thanks to Robert, who always rides with ice skates on because he laughs in the face of danger.
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Reader Comments
1. Dishy - September 17, 2010 6:24 PM
I always ride my cycle wearing a hamster ball.
That's just the way I roll.
2. Zachariah - September 17, 2010 6:33 PM
Um... wat.
3. Asperflux - September 17, 2010 6:34 PM
FIRST You looser hoes!! Suck it!!
4. giggy six - September 17, 2010 6:39 PM
Good anjle protection, he's got a full face helmet, gloves, jacket, and riding pants. He's right on the line of being able to do track days, and that's a lot better than the typical muscle shirt/shorts/flip-flop wearing squid.
Fucking Squids.
5. naas (TRO) - September 17, 2010 6:46 PM
10 wheelin
6. naas (TRO) - September 17, 2010 6:48 PM
@3 poor name taker guy... nobody's really giving you the attention you're after are they? Here ya go.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StXLUh29E0I
7. Asperflux - September 17, 2010 6:54 PM
You are, looser! LAWLOL!
8. asshat - September 17, 2010 6:56 PM
Training wheels?
9. Randomness - September 17, 2010 7:31 PM
Simple explanation:
Rollerblades + Motorcycle = sharper corners
(just put your foot down)
10. Justin - September 17, 2010 9:29 PM
I used to drive my car with blades on too. Its better cuz they weigh a lot so you don't really have to apply pressure.
11. Randommolecules - September 18, 2010 1:27 AM
That's a dang hiyabusa! Why would anyone ride a japanese ducatti with blades on?!?
12. atheistgirl - September 18, 2010 6:54 AM
I admit I've no real comment, other than 'Weird!', but I thought you all might like to see these two photos...somebody?
http://citycomfortsblog.typepad.com/cities/ra545105178.jpg
http://usemycomputer.com/indeximages/2007/October/JenniferEllisonRollerbladingSep2004114.jpg
13. Tragic1 - September 18, 2010 12:05 PM
There real question is... How the fuck does he shift? Shopped?
14. mcfeely smackup - September 18, 2010 1:40 PM
It wouldn't be particularly unsafe on the highway. Shifting seems like it would be nearly impossible, and rear brake would be questionable (but nobody uses the rear brake anyway).
Once stopped though, I'd love to see this guy trying to stay upright, holding the bike with fucking wheels on his feet.
15. Mad Man Dan - September 18, 2010 6:24 PM
Safety, Your doing it right.
16. brap - September 18, 2010 9:50 PM
and of course....hes on a busa..
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18. Hunter - September 19, 2010 8:17 PM
JSRF anyone?
19. FjordPrefect - September 20, 2010 10:48 AM
Does no one see the backpack he's wearing? IT"S A PARACHUTE! He's obviously a secret agent on his way to bust some ass somewhere. When he gets to where he's going, he's probably going to have to run his bike off of a bridge, then parachute down into a crowded street scene where his already roller-bladed feet will help him careen down the sidewalk, chasing some bad guy. Damn, watch some 007 kids! The Spy Who Loved Me - I'm sure they've got it on Netflix. Get it.
20. Rollerblades - September 20, 2010 10:52 AM
Yeah, that doesn't look safe at all
21. John - September 20, 2010 3:42 PM
@4 I agree, that's what really threw me.
@16 I know, right.
FTW
22. Smacy - September 20, 2010 7:53 PM
why is he riding a hiyabusa in skates? obviously, because he's awesome. haters gonna hate. stfu
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