Sep 22 2010Sessy Science: Polymers Gettin' Down!
Note: Entire possibly NSFW (stick-figure sex acts) chart after the jump.
I have no idea if these are actual polymers or not because I failed chemistry after setting my lab partner on fire, but if I had to guess I'd say yes. You? You'd say that I was naive -- and I thought that I was strong. I thought, "hey, I can leave, I can leave." Oh, but now I know that I was wrong -- 'cause I missed you. Haha, did I really just quote Lisa Loeb lyrics? Yes, and if you don't watch yourself I'll do it again. Anyway....WHOA -- did you hear that? Sounded like a pack of sessy-ass dinos thundering toward my apartment. No? Pfft, you say I only hear what I want to. I TOLD YOU -- I TOLD YOU I WOULD!
Hit the jump for several more of the freaky-deaky in action.
Polymer Porn [buzzfeed]
Thanks to Randall and Brenden, who have both pleasured themselves to the periodic table.
Reader Comments
1. tay - September 22, 2010 10:42 AM
Mmm stick sex. This is porb what science majors do for "fun"
Also first?
2. tay - September 22, 2010 10:42 AM
Mmm stick sex. This is porb what science majors do for "fun"
Also first?
3. emptyaddy - September 22, 2010 10:44 AM
...one of the best posts in months. kudos....
4. Haters capable of hating - September 22, 2010 10:44 AM
mmm propelyneoxide, brought to you by "being able to have a penis on your knee"
5. Richard McBeef - September 22, 2010 11:00 AM
no wonder diethyl ether is so much fun to sniff
6. Ollie Williams - September 22, 2010 11:26 AM
Mmm stick sex. This is porb what science majors do for "fun"
Also first?
7. Taco Grande - September 22, 2010 11:34 AM
I love you for all the lols you give me. Also, doesn't the saying "hot mess" just make you think about pre-cumming? Double also, WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY SATURDAY POSTS.
8. JJtoob - September 22, 2010 12:29 PM
Sad fact: Those molecules get more action than I do...
9. Shelbon - September 22, 2010 1:12 PM
Mmm stick sex. This is porb what science majors do for "fun"
Also first?
10. Little-Big-Face - September 22, 2010 1:52 PM
oooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
11. Anemone - September 22, 2010 2:05 PM
Being a chem major i find this quite funny.
12. bentup85 - September 22, 2010 4:21 PM
@11 not being a chem major, i also find this quite funny.
13. Z - September 23, 2010 12:49 AM
Mmm stick sex. This is porb what science majors do for "fun"
Also first?
14. Jelly - September 23, 2010 1:23 AM
i fap'd. Rule 34? or am i being a /b/tard
15. zombies - September 23, 2010 10:21 PM
didn't get titsex
16. POLYMERS - November 24, 2010 2:01 AM
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17. shahpolymers - December 10, 2010 5:44 AM
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18. STYRENE ACRYLONITRILE (SAN) - December 13, 2010 2:10 AM
Engineering Plastics, Polymers, Styrene Acrylonitrile, Ethylene Vinyl Acetate, Polyurethane, Acrylonitrile Butadiene Styrene, Acrylonitrile Butadiene Styrene (ABS), Polycarbonate, Acrylic, Poly acetyl, Styrene Acrylonitrile (SAN), Ethylene Vinyl Acetate (EVA), K Resin, Nylon, Polyurethane (PU), ABS, PU, SAN, EVA.
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19. Shahpolymers - January 24, 2011 6:43 AM
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Styrene Acrylonitrile (san)
20. Shahpolymers - February 5, 2011 4:30 AM
SHAH POLYMERS - THE FIRM IS ENGAGED IN THE BUSINESS OF DEVELOPING AND MARKETING ENGINEERING PLASTICS, ABS, PU, SAN, EVA, COMMODITY PLASTICS, ADVERTISING MATERIALS.
ACRYLONITRILE BUTADIENE STYRENE (ABS)
21. Shahpolymers - February 28, 2011 6:29 AM
SHAH POLYMERS - THE FIRM IS ENGAGED IN THE BUSINESS OF DEVELOPING AND MARKETING ENGINEERING PLASTICS, ABS, PU, SAN, EVA, COMMODITY PLASTICS, ADVERTISING MATERIALS.
Styrene Acrylonitrile (SAN)
22. Shahpolymers - March 8, 2011 6:09 AM
SHAH POLYMERS - THE FIRM IS ENGAGED IN THE BUSINESS OF DEVELOPING AND MARKETING ENGINEERING PLASTICS, ABS, PU, SAN, EVA, COMMODITY PLASTICS, ADVERTISING MATERIALS.
Acrylonitrile Butadiene Styrene (ABS)