Sep 2 2010Clever, Veeery Clever: Portal Bookends
This is a pair of bookends made by Portal fan TriangleMen. Me being more into SquircleMen aside, I see what you did there. With the bookends, not your name. So yeah, great job. Now, here's the plan: you draw up some sort of short-sticked licensing deal with Valve, and I'll forge their signature. Well of course it's gonna work, you know how many unauthorized field trips I've been on?!
portal bookends are not lies [technabob]
Thanks to Jake, who just wants to know if traveling through your books Portal style still osmosis-es all the knowledge into your brain like using a textbook for a pillow.
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Reader Comments
1. wreaktangle - September 2, 2010 2:50 PM
ohh nifty.
2. Ham Sammitch - September 2, 2010 2:51 PM
The robots live long.
3. Sally - September 2, 2010 2:52 PM
Cuuute. I like it.
4. Turd Ferguson - September 2, 2010 3:05 PM
Slow day today huh GW. YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
-turd
5. Daisy Fan - September 2, 2010 3:06 PM
One of those books is "The Gay Science"?
6. Zaphod Beeblebrox - September 2, 2010 3:10 PM
dude should sell the customs on etsy.
7. McFeely Smackup - September 2, 2010 3:11 PM
yawn...
8. Dishy - September 2, 2010 3:22 PM
One of these books is "Fight Club". Good, but not as good as "Pillowfight Club" which is about female angst in modern society.
Rules of pillowfight club:
1. Don't stop talking about fight club :)
2. OMG, don't talking ever!
3. When someone says oowwow, even if she's just faking it, the "fight" is over.
4. At least two girls to a fight, but soon everyone should be fighting.
5. Fight wearing shirts and high heels, but only at first.
7. The fights go on as long as they have to.
8. If this is your first night at pillowfight club, you get tickled.
9. Shelbon - September 2, 2010 3:29 PM
@Dishy ROFL, I'm glad you pointed out the gay science book, hilarious. Also, I second your thoughts on pillow-fight club
10. Shelbon - September 2, 2010 3:29 PM
I wonder if the "The Gay Science" is about creationism...
11. Richard McBeef - September 2, 2010 3:33 PM
don't fully understand this portal thing, but i know enough to think that the fever about the game is dumb.
let the flame war begin, i didn't learn my lesson when I said that the advert for Dr. Who looked fuckin stupid.
12. Woll - September 2, 2010 4:16 PM
HURR GAY'S IN THE TITLE LOL SO FUNNY
Bitches don't know bout' by Nietzsche
13. Woll - September 2, 2010 4:17 PM
@12
my*
14. ObamaPacman.com - September 2, 2010 4:17 PM
@Richard McBeef,
I know enough to know that your post / face is dumb.
15. Dishy (a Daisy fan, but not THE Daisy Fan) - September 2, 2010 4:36 PM
Portal was a triumph
Take a note here: HUGE SUCCESS
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
There's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you have a lot of fun.
With the people who are still alive.
16. moot - September 2, 2010 5:54 PM
Portal was an over hyped game and I can't wait for all the fanbois to be extremly disappointed with the sequal.. of course you won't admit it.. you'll suck it up cuz OOOO EEEEEM GEEEEE ITZ PORT4LZZ!!!1!11!!!!eleventy-one
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18. SuperWoody64 - September 2, 2010 6:39 PM
I love that the stick figure is coming out of the blue one.
19. That Guy - September 2, 2010 7:23 PM
Is it me, or does it look... off? Like the half on the blue side needs to come up just a bit.
20. Marcus - September 2, 2010 10:10 PM
They are cool, not clever.
Unless you're the type of that thinks that daylight is clever.
21. cabbo - September 2, 2010 10:45 PM
Foundation was a really fucking good book.
22. mfbinc - September 3, 2010 12:41 AM
what no watchmen graphic novel in there?
23. Ronan - September 3, 2010 5:16 AM
Looks like he spent more time deciding which books to put in the picture then building the thing. Should have 'fessed up and stuck in his copy of The Game and all his Warhammer novels.
24. dfgjhj - September 3, 2010 10:57 AM
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25. Dishy - September 3, 2010 4:59 PM
Fuck all of you.
26. Laurent - September 7, 2010 3:46 AM
The cake is a lie, anyway.