Aug 31 2010Of Course He Won, He Wins Every Year
Yeah well this year's gonna be different. You see, I laced his Gatorade with laxatives. His butt's gonna be running fast enough to win the race itself!
...Dammit, guess who just won for the sixth year in a row? Who cares, I swear I just saw a turd appear out of thin air!
Race Against The Flash: LOSE [obviouswinner]
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Reader Comments
1. monandkey - August 31, 2010 3:15 PM
furst
2. monandkey - August 31, 2010 3:16 PM
Yeah, thats like my 10th furst. so what...?
3. the2ndsuitor - August 31, 2010 3:16 PM
First.
He's doping w/ vampire blood.
True Blood, not sparkly vampire blood.
4. monandkey - August 31, 2010 3:16 PM
^^^ so full of win.
5. the2ndsuitor - August 31, 2010 3:17 PM
First - First FAIL
6. Richard McBeef - August 31, 2010 3:19 PM
@1&2&4 - Con-fucking-gratu-fucking-lations, you are a level 10 douche. Keep working your way up!
7. Shelbon - August 31, 2010 3:40 PM
@4 I don't understand how referencing a gay vampire show on geekologie is a win, please explain
8. (-.-) OJ's Mom (-.-) - August 31, 2010 3:41 PM
(Insert weak-ass, no flash support i-Pad joke here.)
9. Shelbon - August 31, 2010 3:42 PM
unless you meant to point at yourself. In that case I hope you get raped by wiimote sextoy wielding B.E.A.R. and then die in a fire
10. monandkey - August 31, 2010 4:02 PM
Mistaken you are sadly. I was merely pointing out the fact that flash was photo-shopped.
11. Fosco - August 31, 2010 4:24 PM
It's more intriguing the guy with the hands held up and that looks like he is rubbing his weener against the other runner
12. lawlwut - August 31, 2010 6:51 PM
@7 go fuck your sister
13. Shelbon - August 31, 2010 6:55 PM
@12 I have sex with my mother three times a day. My sister is out of my league
14. Harvest - August 31, 2010 6:56 PM
You're all such fags ha
15. Shelbon - August 31, 2010 6:57 PM
Damn I have one fucking gay name
16. Shelbon - August 31, 2010 7:44 PM
@12,13,15 wow nice trolling, you should keep up the good work
17. sand maker - August 31, 2010 10:22 PM
Superman!wow ,is he wins?
18. Courageous - September 1, 2010 11:26 AM
That must be Wally West... Barry Allen never cared about winning anything.
19. ciao - September 1, 2010 1:39 PM
lol that lady and her jazz hands
20. BillClinton - September 1, 2010 2:59 PM
@19 That's no lady, that's you mother.