Of Course He Won, He Wins Every Year

Yeah well this year's gonna be different. You see, I laced his Gatorade with laxatives. His butt's gonna be running fast enough to win the race itself!

...Dammit, guess who just won for the sixth year in a row? Who cares, I swear I just saw a turd appear out of thin air!

Race Against The Flash: LOSE [obviouswinner]

DO WANT: Teenage Mutant Ninja Pepper

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Of Course He Won, He Wins Every Year

\n\nYeah well this year's gonna be different. You see, I laced his Gatorade with laxatives. His butt's gonna be running fast enough to win the race itself!\n\n...Dammit, guess who just won for the sixth year in a row? Who cares, I swear I just saw a turd appear out of thin air!\n\nRace Against The Flash: LOSE [obviouswinner]