Aug 9 2010It's A New Naked Roller Coastering Record!, Or: How A Loopty-Loop Ruined My Johnson
In 'those are definitely not the people I want to see naked riding a roller coaster' news, there was a new nude coastering record set over the weekend in Essex, England, during a fundraiser for breast cancer. Wow, just imagine all those penises and boobies (link NSFW) floppin' around everywhere! I know, hypnotizing.
A total of 102 people met at Adventure Island in Southend to ride the Green Scream without clothes.
The rollercoaster ran three times to accommodate the bumper crowd of nudes, event organiser Tracy Jones said.The naked riders raised £22,000 (~$35K) for Southend Hospital's breast care unit
Great job, guys. I love breasts and it breaks my heart to even see a single tit fall prey to cancer. GET EM CHECKED, LADIES. Early detection is the key. And, if you're not comfortable doing it yourself, get a friend to help. Breast friends forever!\
Naked rollercoaster 'record broken' in Essex [bbcnews] (with video report)
Thanks to Camille, who once rode a unicorn topless.
Reader Comments
1. McBeties - August 9, 2010 4:03 PM
OH GOD WHAT'S THIS I DON'T EVEN!!!
2. Turtleburgers - August 9, 2010 4:04 PM
Erecting an erection.
3. blown speaker - August 9, 2010 4:13 PM
rofl @ the i'm not gonna lie tag!
4. RIKSTER - August 9, 2010 4:16 PM
IS THAT JOHN LITHGOW??
5. McFeely Smackup - August 9, 2010 4:16 PM
that link would be safe for work ANYWHERE.
Boring AND nothing to see, thanks for wasting my time.
6. naas=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ ̿̿ ٩(๏̯͡๏)۶ oh noez!!! - August 9, 2010 4:22 PM
gross.... too many dudes
7. TetterkeT - August 9, 2010 4:24 PM
Wow, they got John Lithgow in seat #2 and Ben Kingsley in position #3!
8. Colombian Jai - August 9, 2010 4:34 PM
I wanna
9. NES--still-the-best - August 9, 2010 4:35 PM
@ 5
Click the "boobies" link in the article, then scroll down to the second picture in that article. Voila...fantastic fake boobs on the girl on the right.
10. McCarthy - August 9, 2010 5:11 PM
What the fuck? Something is actually happening right where I live?
Blasphemy, my life isn't interesting!
News for y'all, Adventure Island is a shitty little amusement park with 2 shit coasters, a log flume and bunch of smaller shit, and was originally called Peter Pan's Playground.
11. Gunky - August 9, 2010 5:12 PM
Good for them, though I hope somebody hosed off the coaster cars afterward, or else renamed the ride "The Cadbury Streak".
12. Shelbon - August 9, 2010 5:28 PM
What's a roller coaster? Go study physics or something
13. AdamYYZ - August 9, 2010 5:52 PM
I checked the comments in case any one else thought that was John Lithgow. I'm not crazy.
14. HereTheyAre - August 9, 2010 6:51 PM
@9, the one on the left are real is the issue, they would look great if it werent on a roller coaster.
Either way the photos from this event can be seen at egotastic
http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/lady-gaga/note-to-readers-why-youre-not-seeing-lady-gaga-on-egotastic--005912
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Does anyone else see Dick Salomon? When did he get back to earth?
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19. Mr Tea - August 9, 2010 11:14 PM
sitting on the seats on the next ride after . . .
20. DeeplyTroubled - August 10, 2010 3:37 AM
I love looking at wonky English boobs... God save the Queen!!!
21. MCSE courses UK - August 10, 2010 5:55 AM
I want to join these.
22. kenny - August 10, 2010 8:22 AM
It's all fun and game until you get a set of old man balls to the face
23. gingerjohn - August 10, 2010 9:51 AM
wow, i never would have thought something i go to often would be on geekologie.
24. Quidam - August 10, 2010 10:05 AM
Cancer is never going to be cured. You know why? Because then billions (if not trillions) of dollars used to purchase fancy cars and houses and hookers for those in the medicinal field will be spent elsewhere. They're not going to let that happen.
25. johnny - August 10, 2010 11:44 AM
any young beauty?
26. JChief - August 10, 2010 1:05 PM
For fuck's sake - why do these people all look like they just woke up?
Soft, saggy, flaccid and baggy. Acorns and ultra-low hanging fruit. I'm sure the sound of "fap fap fap fap" was deafening during the ride.
27. Righteousjoana - August 10, 2010 2:48 PM
Would not sit in that seat
28. SuperWoody64 - August 10, 2010 2:58 PM
Did anyone notice that the reporter's name was Dominic Littlewood? Aewsome.
29. jcrean - August 10, 2010 3:01 PM
Best part about that video? The TV Presenter's name - "Dominic Littlewood"
Seriously??!
30. holly owens - August 10, 2010 6:18 PM
THIS IS MY HOME TOWN!!! GROSS I DON'T THINK I'LL BE SITTING ON THAT ROLLER COASTER AGAIN. I've seen the people in Essex and they're about a 2 on the scale! This is more creepy than the moving sofa post in Provo where i moved to!