Aug 13 2010Honey? Honey What Are You Doing In There?!: Sex Toys, The Infographic
Note: This is hardly any of the graphic, possibly NSFW (cartoony dildos and naked lady) full version HERE.
Did you know Alaska buys more sex toys per capita than any other state? Or that Mississippi buys more anal sex toys per capita? I did. But I did not know the world's largest retail-y available dildo is the 'Great American Challenge', at 14.5" long and 8.75" around. My God, you could drive a truck through that vagina! And not an F-150 either, I'm talking something with at least six wheels. Plus mud-flaps. Towing a mobile home.
Sex Toys - America's Dirty Little Secret [theirtoys]
Thanks to Brittany, who made the graphic and knows more about sex toys than the clerk at The Pleasure Chest.
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Reader Comments
1. Pander Smirk - August 13, 2010 1:32 PM
go fuck yourself
2. Skylar. - August 13, 2010 1:32 PM
Good job, lonely people.
3. Disturbing - August 13, 2010 1:36 PM
creepy. sexy. whatever.
4. Shelbon - August 13, 2010 1:50 PM
That all makes sense to me...except the part about mississippi buying more anal sex toys, that's a little strange to me
5. Boost - August 13, 2010 2:07 PM
@1 *Applause*
6. thumperchica - August 13, 2010 3:47 PM
I agree with the female survey portion of this infographic...
Yay for battery assisted orgasms!
7. ASADASD - August 13, 2010 4:49 PM
Boy was I surprised to find yet another infographic that isn't an infographic.
8. c0wb0y - August 13, 2010 5:51 PM
The "Great American Challange" is not the largest dildo in the world. With a quick google search I found this:
http://www.m90.org/video/56913/Worlds_largest_dildo_gets_inserted_into_a_petite_whore/.
I think that one is sliiiightly larger. Lazy ass info graphic needs to do more research =P.
9. c0wb0y - August 13, 2010 5:53 PM
The above link should be:
(NSFW)
http://www.m90.org/video/56913/Worlds_largest_dildo_gets_inserted_into_a_petite_whore/
10. Avagadro's Danber - August 13, 2010 6:44 PM
you got me by saying there was going to be a naked lady. bastard!
left handed people still go to hell.
11. thedude - August 13, 2010 8:22 PM
that info about Alabama is bogus. I grew up in Mobile. There were at least 6 or 7 sex shops within a 50 mile radius of the city. Mayhaps the author meant it as an unenforced law?
12. Paul - August 13, 2010 9:25 PM
Until 2004 there were 4 US states with anti-sex-toy laws. Not that long ago (2004) a woman in Texas faced jail time for selling a dildo to an undercover police officer. Sad that had it been a gun she sold it would have been legal.
13. KPT - August 14, 2010 2:20 AM
misspelled Mississsippi
14. addi - August 14, 2010 3:51 AM
woww..very big size dildo...haha, you can drive truck there??
15. Sam - August 14, 2010 6:30 AM
And there was me thinking they only shoved religion down your throat in Mississippi!
16. Talktome - August 14, 2010 6:32 AM
Alabama, get your act together. It makes me sick the government can legislate sexual behavior like this. If someone wants to shove the "Great American Challenge" up their ass, who is Alabama to tell them not to!
17. Victory - August 14, 2010 6:33 AM
I live in North Texas and up until recently, it was illegal to sell these toys under their proper name.
18. Spence - August 14, 2010 8:56 AM
Anyone else see the humor in the banner ad at the bottom of the page? I hope they don't change it. It is for the "Silver Bullet of Remote Support" by Citrix. Thought for a second that it was a web enabled sex toy for long distance relationships.
19. loldongs - August 14, 2010 11:03 PM
You should see the Great American Challenge irl.
Magnificent.
20. Dan - August 16, 2010 12:40 AM
I thought they would have called it the great African American challenge
21. Bunny Wabbit - August 19, 2010 1:19 AM
I've actually seen The Great American Challenge in a sex shop. I just don't understand. I can barely fit my 6 inch dildo, how in the fuck could somebody fit that log into their twats????
22. Robert - August 31, 2010 2:20 AM
That's because Alaska is fille dto the brim with bovine females that look like either Roseanne, or the prettiest being Drew Barrymoreesque. *shudder*
No Make-up
No hair products
No diet
No sense of style
No way
Yeah women (Alaskans in general) are fuggin yuckly up here.
Comb your hair ya crypt keepin bee-yash!
23. Brian - February 4, 2011 4:09 AM
I like the way someone uses sex toys. The thing that arouses more of interest and enthusiasm is anything can be used in place of a sex toy.
24. Rolling - February 9, 2011 3:59 AM
Yes, I am aware that right from carrot to combs, anything can be used for pleasure play.