Jul 20 2010YOU GONNA DIE!: ExtremeShock™, The World's Premier Anti-Terrorist Ammunition

Finally, bullets specially designed to kill terrorists. Because, I don't know if you knew this or not, but terrorist anatomy is different from mine and yours. And not just their little childlike wieners! Enter ExtremeShock™ "Fang Face" and "Air Freedom" rounds:
It's a new war, and our nations best warriors now carry the world's most devastating ammunition! As we entrust the de-fense of our freedom in our finest professionals, they now carry an advantage beyond their own heroism! Over ten years in co-development with Special Operations Groups and Federal Law Enforcement, the new ExtremeShock™ Explosive Entry tactical defense rounds represent the ultimate refinement in lethal bullet technology. The compressed Tungsten-NyTrilium™ Composite fragments upon impact, leaving a wound channel of catastrophic proportions. The expansive fragmentation characteristics of the ExtremeShock rounds transfer the bullets energy in a far faster time span than conventional hollowpoints. The resulting stopping power is utterly devastating. E-Shock rounds are engineered to expend maximum energy into soft targets, turning the density mass into an expanding rotational cone of NyTrilium matrix particles, causing neurological collapse to the central nervous system.
Good God. I think I speak for all of us when I say I'm over 80% confident I don't want get hit with one of those. Or any bullet for that matter. Shoot, I get nervous when the other kids at school throw stones at me. Unless there's money involved. $60 and I'll let you hit me in the mouth with a rock. Another $40 and you can keep any teeth you knock out.
Product Site (with a ton more info)
Thanks to SPC Michael H., US Army, for keeping the terrorists at bay.
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Reader Comments
1. Alf - July 20, 2010 5:03 PM
uhhuuu firts!
2. Alf - July 20, 2010 5:05 PM
ehh First i meant :P
3. Alf - July 20, 2010 5:06 PM
i also meant i love slobbing on knobs
4. Alf - July 20, 2010 5:08 PM
By the way America, be proud of your fine accomplishments!!
5. Ryan - July 20, 2010 5:08 PM
This scares me.
6. Richard McBeef - July 20, 2010 5:09 PM
i would like to bust a whole box of them fuckers into some firstarded firsttard.
"causing neurological collapse to the central nervous system" - WTF does that even mean?
7. Alf - July 20, 2010 5:12 PM
i really meant to say I like slobbing on knobs and eating cats and quitely masturbating in the corner to secret voyeur cam video of Willie and Kate Tanner.
8. blueZorro - July 20, 2010 5:14 PM
Did you know that 56% of statistics are fabricated on the spot, and there is a 67% chance someone is more likely to believe in something if it is backed by statistics?
9. Alf - July 20, 2010 5:15 PM
fuck you!
10. TheLepper - July 20, 2010 5:16 PM
normal bullets could kill terrorists still. why bother get the uber cool bullets?? lol
11. Richard - July 20, 2010 5:17 PM
@#10- not cool, man. not cool.
12. Alf - July 20, 2010 5:17 PM
Bluezorro, thats true only on the 34% of the cases...
13. FreeDummy - July 20, 2010 5:18 PM
ExtremeShock™ "Fang Face" and "Air Freedom" rounds: Making terrorists more deader than regular bullets!
14. E.Coli - July 20, 2010 5:20 PM
Take that Terrorist/Commie/Pinko/Pansie/Nazi/Redneck/Burglar/DamnKids/Hobo/Human/Scum!!! *
* note maybe sold to Terrorist re-packaged as Anti-Capitalist/Imperialist/Facist/Nazi/American/Burglar/DamnKids/Infidel/Human/Scum!!!
15. Mr Tea - July 20, 2010 5:20 PM
terrorists are making some people richer every day
16. wes - July 20, 2010 5:21 PM
I thought the difficulties with killing terrorists was identifying who they are.. Maybe its a terrorist-seeking bullet that tracks down their evil ideas.
How do you stop terrorism? Delete it from the dictionary?
17. @ NAFUKIN PEW PEW PEW! - July 20, 2010 5:23 PM
Thanks for posting your vintage VCR manual.
18. pizzlepaps - July 20, 2010 5:30 PM
'nafukin' is the real terrorist here
19. Christopher - July 20, 2010 5:32 PM
I need to get a few boxes of those in the personal armory for Z-day. Can you imagine what that'll do to a zombie head? Choice!
Oh, and I think you should ban Nafukin
20. Raptor Assasin - July 20, 2010 5:33 PM
GW please ban-hammer this fucking douche
21. tim - July 20, 2010 5:42 PM
this is a bunch of bs.. i am in the military currently in iraq and i can tell you that we infact will not use this ammo for the simple fact that we are unable to by law because of nato... we have to use nato approved rounds, we cant even use hollow points here cause we dont shoot to kill and maim. because these rounds cause undue devastation.. i know, shooting is shooting but thank nato for that
22. I never back down - July 20, 2010 5:49 PM
@6 It means that it causes such massive trauma to so much of the body at once the CNS would shut down not knowing how to process the wound.
Is there a way GW could IP bad NAFUKIN... I can deal with one annoying post but 3 is just too damn much.
@5 why would this scare you? ARE YOU A TERRORIST!?! Guess i need to get me a box and go terrorist hunting!
23. Tennist0 - July 20, 2010 5:54 PM
So I can determine whether or not my neighboors are terrorists by unloading some of these into them? Because it seems they work only on terrorists, not civilions. I guess I should check myself just to be sure...or would they kill me for attempting to shoot my neighboors...but since my neigboors are safe only unless they are terrorists that makes me a vigilante, not a terrorist. Wow, these are foolproof, kudo's to the inventor!
24. Heavy Weapons Guy - July 20, 2010 5:55 PM
I've yet to meet man who can outsmart Boolits
25. BLEEPBLOOP - July 20, 2010 6:01 PM
@30 NOT HERE IN CANADA! YOUR LAW IS DEFECTIVE!
YOU LOOSE, GOOD DAY SIR.
26. Mike - July 20, 2010 6:01 PM
From The Onion:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8XcVc_0ykU
27. Adam - July 20, 2010 6:03 PM
Those fang rounds look rather interesting, either they will mushroom and fragment in a really cool way, or they will do nothing at all...
Heading over the site to see what they have in regards to ballistics data or videos.
28. McFeely Smackup - July 20, 2010 6:11 PM
yawn...these looks suspiciously similar to the Winchester Black Talon rounds from years gone by.
Those were the rounds that Surgeon General Joscelyn Elders (the one who wanted to legalize drugs because her son was a drug dealer) wanted to ban because they had "sharp points". She was in favor of safer bullets.
She was mentally retarded.
29. wgte - July 20, 2010 6:21 PM
"e-shock" tested: http://theboxotruth.com/docs/bot23.htm
30. I never back down - July 20, 2010 6:32 PM
@NAFUKIN Yeah fucking with people if fine and dandy, but posting the same thing over and over is just trying to be an ass.
@34 that's exactly what i thought, but I will still buy them.
31. J - July 20, 2010 6:33 PM
I thought devastating rounds in warefare wasnt ideal because of the theory 'every injured soldier takes 2 other soldiers out of the battle' (because they are trying to help wounded comrade)???
Wasnt the idea of ballistic tip etc rounds initially created for hunters as a human way of halting an animal quickly and dramatically (to prevent it running off and dying slowly in the bush)?
I dont see the point of these in warfare. In snipers rifles there'd be no need as the shot is normally well placed and has maximum effect anyway. In automatics its highly unlikely if you ARE hit its going to be by just one projectile anyway and i cant see too many humans popping back up to return fire are being smacked by automatic gunfire.
That said, i want some for next time i go hunting.
32. che-che - July 20, 2010 6:40 PM
maybe when you use these bullets, it nullifies the new rules of engagements placed on terrorists.
and the first amendment only keeps the government from arresting you for talking bad about them in a public area. it doesnt stop from geekologie a private establishment from banning you.
33. Laurenzio - July 20, 2010 6:57 PM
I'd rather be shot with a metal space penis than a regular 9mm
34. sdw2 - July 20, 2010 7:47 PM
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35. Fealiks - July 20, 2010 7:52 PM
DUKERJAWBS
36. The Sero - July 20, 2010 7:59 PM
I was under the impression that fragmentation rounds were illegal under international treaty? Or is that JUST for war combat situations?
37. I never back down - July 20, 2010 8:45 PM
@44 no if you go to their product site you are allowed to just buy them. Also I am not sure of that international treaty I mean I didn't know there were set guide lines for how to kill people. I mean it's a bullet it kills people just as effectively as similar bullets... But as I said i haven't heard of such a treaty.
38. MadMonkey - July 20, 2010 8:53 PM
1. These have been around for a LONG time.
2. They aren't as good as they claim. I'd much rather stick with my (significantly cheaper) Speer Gold Dots.
39. Canis Lupis - July 20, 2010 8:56 PM
I would just like to add that this website is in some way associated with Vulcan Armaments AKA Hesse AKA worst AR15s in the world. Check the bottom of the webpage, there is a link to Pyramont, from Pyramont to Vulcan Armaments. This fact alone makes me not even want to order 10 bullets to reload my ammo with.
40. M2 - July 20, 2010 9:00 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geneva_convention
41. Adam - July 20, 2010 10:29 PM
Generally, in the US, you can use what ever ammo you want to. For instance, in PA, the only law states that it is illegal to use Armor Piercing ammo in the commission of a crime, other wise, I can use frangible, tracer, or even incendiary rounds. rounds like these are pretty much legal anywhere you can carry a gun.
Military usage is a little different however, and there are a lot of restrictions on what you can shoot at people and vehicles.
42. Mike - July 21, 2010 12:17 AM
America. FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
43. internetLuddite - July 21, 2010 1:22 AM
these pale in comparison to my nuclear-tipped bullets. upon each impact, a pea-sized nuclear bomb explodes in the person, killing them instantly. oh, and this gun: http://bit.ly/crbrNT (jump to minute 1:33)
44. Tom - July 21, 2010 1:34 AM
Where are pictures of the gel tests for these? That would make these claims far cooler.
45. dude - July 21, 2010 2:31 AM
Great anti zombie capabilities!
46. wuuuuut - July 21, 2010 3:40 AM
@26 I swear physiology doesn't work like that. The body could go into shock due to massive bleeding, (I'm assuming necrosis doesn't have time to properly set in due to a large haemorrhage and consequent quick death) but shock is due to blood loss, and simple shunting of blood away from non-essential parts of the body until all that's left is the brain. The sympathetic nervous system will increase in innervation in order to do this, but it's got nothing to do with collapsing.
47. ein - July 21, 2010 3:56 AM
Extreme Shock; #1 most ridiculous packaging. ever.
I think the lightning bolts really sell it.
48. henneth - July 21, 2010 5:25 AM
Holy shit, those look mean. Im glad that people are still finding new and horrible ways to kill eachother.
They should do away with all guns, tanks, bombs and aircraft and settle things the old way. Swords on horseback.
http://oneclicktoomany.blogspot.com
49. anon - July 21, 2010 5:50 AM
How can real weapons be sold as they were Power Rangers toys?
"our nations best warriors ... carry an advantage beyond their own heroism!"
This is shameful and so disturbing.
Do you think military and police enforcements take pleasure from harming their opponents? Thanks $deity they don't, trust me.
50. Jolie Rouge - July 21, 2010 8:19 AM
@49 - PA may have no law against using incendiary rounds. However, the US Federal Government does. They're very, very strictly regulated by the BATFE. I'd be careful using them if you have any.
51. I'll shoot your ass - July 21, 2010 10:08 AM
I love my fang face rounds.
52. mike - July 21, 2010 10:21 AM
shipping department:
this is the 15th pallet of bullets we have shipped to afganistan today! i wonder who keeps buying these bullets over there?
53. Darebear - July 21, 2010 10:42 AM
I feel like a decent amount of military and law enforcement people have fantasies of killing/shooting someone, and getting rewarded for it.
Is it sad that we still spend time and money thinking of things like this?
I do agree however, mushrooming rounds good for zombies.
54. name - July 21, 2010 10:59 AM
I love guns and bullets, but these are for retards. Gullible retards.
55. Ordinary Forces - July 21, 2010 11:29 AM
Yeah, these are definitely unusable in a military context. But, it's not NATO that makes the rules about this, it's the Geneva Convention:
"The Contracting Parties agree to abstain from the use of bullets which expand or flatten easily in the human body, such as bullets with a hard envelope which does not entirely cover the core, or is pierced with incisions."
56. Alf - July 21, 2010 12:10 PM
FAIL they should explode to aid the removal of body parts, oh yeah i also like putting barbie dolls in my butt.
just sayin`
57. Fors - July 21, 2010 12:25 PM
This is stupid, and a waste of money.
For every person killed in war it there are several thousands of rounds shot. For the price difference of using these bullets versus conventional bullets you could just straight up shoot more normal bullets and probably get a better effect that way.
Also, the only people who could use these bullets effectively are domestic criminals, professional hit-men, or ironically, terrorists.
In conventional warfare shooting to disable a target is just as good, and sometimes even better, than shooting to straight up kill a target. Designing weapons to only kill a target just feels wrong... like something a psychopath would build.
58. r k - July 21, 2010 12:35 PM
uh, used by our nation's finest warriors? i think not. most definitely not on the approved list of NATO ammo. And fragmentation bullets have been around for dozens of years. and if the terrorist is wearing body armor, you are screwed, because these will most definitely not penetrate even crappy II or IIa armor. ...and shoot a home invader with one of these and the DA will probably think extra hard about finding a reason to prosecute you.
59. zwei - July 21, 2010 12:50 PM
Umm..What? I thought dum-dum rounds were outlawed or something..?
60. Compound9 - July 21, 2010 1:30 PM
My bullets kill better than yours!
Hey folks I am very much pro gun but we really do need to stop killing each other, at this point in human history its kinda immature don't you think?
But on the lighter side at least someone is going to make money from these.
61. Robert - July 21, 2010 2:34 PM
Why do you need this? 1) No over penetration, which is important when there are innocent bystanders around. 2) Extreme amount of energy transferred to the combatant to take out a high risk combatant (terrorist that may be better armed than you are). These could be good for self defense as well, because if you have someone who does not respond to pain (high on narcotics), you want to take out the threat with lethality.
62. The Dude - July 21, 2010 5:03 PM
Wish somebody would use these on on 1
63. GuxXx - July 21, 2010 5:56 PM
Man I thought the Hague Convention was still enforced
64. T. - July 22, 2010 11:40 AM
You can't carry these if you're deployed, sorry. Ball ammo only. These are personal defensive rounds. I call bs
65. CRC - July 22, 2010 8:34 PM
this is very old.. I have been using this ammo for over 10 years!!!
66. SKnight - July 23, 2010 1:01 AM
Friggin' Mall Ninja ammo...
67. NoneYoBizNizz - July 23, 2010 8:39 AM
I'm certain these would never fall into the wrong hands.
Anyone want to starts a betting pool on which Mexican cartel will start killing innocent bystanders with these first?