Jul 16 2010Wife Has Custom USB Wedding Ring Made For Microsoft Game Developing Husband


Microsoft Game Studios Software Development Engineer Ray Arifianto's soon-to-be wife had this custom USB wedding band made for him. Why? Because flash memory is the language of looooove. Psyche, it's actually COBOL C++.

The gold ring isn't actually a functional USB drive, but its design is reminiscent of one. The interior is engraved with the words, "For a lifetime of memories," an allusion to the USB's storage capabilities. Aww!

Shouldn't it actually go on the thumb? Get it?! You know it's a really beautiful thing when two people decide to share their lives together. Unfortunately, there's something about me that sends all my relationships packing. BUT I THOUGHT WE SHARED SOMETHING SPECIAL! And I'm not just talking about clothes.

Woman Gives USB Wedding Ring to Her Geeky Fiancé [mashable]

Thanks to Shenanigans, Blaqk Panda and Alex, who are all getting their significant others Firewire rings because they're f***ing classy dudes.

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Inserting the drive is a metaphor for sex?

A lifetime of memories? But a USB flash drive only have a life expectancy of about 10 years. But I'm guessing in about three years he'll del *.* or reformat the drive, or like most of us, misplace that thing in 2 weeks.

ah, for her microSOFT husband?

This is unacceptable. Only if the contents are an intimate film made on your honeymoon.

Took me like a minuet to realize that it was the end of a USB...even after I read the article. I feel less geeky now :(

That's hilarious because microsoft never really understood USB :)

more ontopic; someone working for microsoft going to get married? really?

@8 "I aint sayin she's a gold digger uh"

that's commitment right there

It's the no moar hot sexxx for you ring! =p

@2 could be for commitment? Otherwise maybe both. :D

aw thats cute haha

That's the most beautiful thing I have ever heard. I would break out in tears if I had a girlfriend who got me a ring like that. Er, I mean kiss her and ravage her sexually.

Microsoft programmer husband has USB didlo made for his wife, for those weeknights away from home while working the late shift

@15 why are you copying naas?

I would be thrilled to receive this from my fiance, although the funny thing is she probably used his income to pay for it...just sayin'

@15 it's the thought that counts....... or ?



God, that's touching. My tears just made a flower grow. Somewhere. Far far away...

These nerds deserve each other...

Why not just get him a penis enlarger and show him what you really think.


Only Rings of Power replicas for me, thanks.

imagine in 10- 20 years it will be like having a floppy disk or a zip drive for a wedding ring....

very nice. do want

I hope it's USB 3.0.

cool idea
look as luxury flash drives www.vip-flash.com

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