Jul 7 2010That's No Moon, It's Dessert!: Deathstar Cookie
This is a giant cookie decorated to look like the Deathstar. Want to bake your own? Cool, here's what you do: 1) Make a big-ass ball of cookie dough and put it in the oven. 2) Poke it with a toothpick and lightly press it with a knife halfway through baking. 3) Pull it out of the oven and 4) realize what a terrible f***ing job you've done. 5) Ask your mommy to make you a better one but 6) eat all the remaining dough before she can so that you can 7) gloat about how much better yours turned out. 8) Get kicked out of the basement.
HOWTO Make a Death Star Cookie [boingboing]
Thanks to David B., who once bit the head off an Ewok cookie and didn't even feel bad about it. Cold blooded!
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Reader Comments
1. UNO! - July 7, 2010 1:41 PM
4 cards left….my turn to draw, Fuck yeah Blue Skip *slams it* “Booyah!” *next person placed blue 7* “Oh yeah I gots a yellow 7”*slams it, along with 2 other yellow cards!* And that’s how the game is played Muchachos, UNO!! I WIN!
2. poop - July 7, 2010 1:45 PM
I want to forcefully stuff my genitals into that pie
3. naas=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ ̿̿ ٩(๏̯͡๏)۶ <- you - July 7, 2010 1:54 PM
that's no moon
4. naas=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ ̿̿ ٩(๏̯͡๏)۶ <- you - July 7, 2010 1:55 PM
...I say that a lot
5. no - July 7, 2010 2:00 PM
GW's posts getting lamer and lamer...
6. @5 - July 7, 2010 2:05 PM
and so do your comments...
7. no - July 7, 2010 2:07 PM
So everyone else who type's "first" or "frist" is cooler?
8. Shelbon - July 7, 2010 2:30 PM
I want that glass and that cookie. It's a shame though that the cookie is too big to be dipped in the milk
9. Shelbon - July 7, 2010 2:33 PM
My cookie is too big! MY COOKIE IS TOO BIG!!! ... ... I'm a banana...or somethin'
10. Ric - July 7, 2010 2:49 PM
Do not want. Ego waffle with sphincter, not so delicious looking.
11. alicia - July 7, 2010 2:50 PM
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12. Calyster - July 7, 2010 4:10 PM
@11 GTFO!
oo and btw nice cookie
13. Great White Pygmy - July 7, 2010 4:43 PM
Big Deal. I've been making these since 1978 when I got Darth Vader's Activity Book as a birthday gift.
14. J - July 7, 2010 5:56 PM
Looks like a really fat chicks cornshute.........Alicia.....is that you...???
15. atheistgirl - July 8, 2010 1:29 PM
That is one big biscuit.
http://declubz.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/biscuit-artwork.jpg
16. bloopbloop - July 8, 2010 10:59 PM
i thought it was a butt hole
17. Meet Love - July 12, 2010 3:31 AM
hi i like