Jul 12 2010Sounds Legit To Me: Private Ninja Lessons
Need to brush up on your ninja-ing? Well fear not, because now you can take private ninja lessons (provided you live in New York or are willing to travel to New York or pay someone to kidnap the instructor). Are you writing this down, Ninja Boy?
Learn the secrets of ancient martial arts and the mysterious ninja warriors with one of New York' oldest Bujinkan schools, affiliated with Bujinkan Hombu Dojo in Japan since the 1980's.
* Your instructor was awarded the title of Shidoshi, "teacher of the warrior ways" in 1991
* Learn the history and philosophy of this 900-year-old martial art
* Practice their self-defense, heightened awareness and combat strategy methods
Lessons start at $195 for 90 minutes of ninja-ing aren't guaranteed to protect you from a mugger and/or impaling yourself with a katana. Now -- not to brag or anything, but I learned everything I know about ninja-ing straight from the source. That's right, I'm talking about Master F***ing Splinter. And it didn't cost me $200 either -- just two boxes of Cheez-Its and a pair of April's panties.
Private Ninja Lessons [cloud9living]
Thanks to keith, who knows the first lesson in successful ninja-ing is wearing all black.
Reader Comments
1. V1RUS - July 12, 2010 2:39 PM
Shinobi FTW
2. Richard McBeef - July 12, 2010 2:40 PM
April's Panties FTW
3. monandkey - July 12, 2010 2:51 PM
box of Cheez-Its FTW
4. blueZorro - July 12, 2010 2:56 PM
Wearing all black FTW
5. Vision - July 12, 2010 3:04 PM
Learning the 900 Year Old History FTW
6. Niro - July 12, 2010 3:10 PM
Combo breaker FTW
7. JJ - July 12, 2010 3:10 PM
$200 for 90 min of instruction? Ripping people off, FTW!
8. Niro - July 12, 2010 3:11 PM
Shut the fuck up, I already combo broke it, FTW!
Oh wait
9. they're real and they're spectacular - July 12, 2010 3:12 PM
I don't need lessons...
Oh, and you're all idiots, but I like it that way FTW
10. V1RUS - July 12, 2010 3:15 PM
私はクソのアイデア私は何も入力した FTW!
11. CinemaObsessed.com - July 12, 2010 3:27 PM
Of course they're private lessons... I mean, it's ninjas. You probably go into the studio and spend half the time finding the teacher.
12. Richard McBeef - July 12, 2010 3:37 PM
#11 FTL - FTW
13. Allegro - July 12, 2010 3:42 PM
I just paid $200 for a 3 day seminar in this martial art FTW
14. LAM - July 12, 2010 3:44 PM
The Ninja Master's business card is blank.
15. Leftover - July 12, 2010 4:35 PM
My kung fu is still better FTW
16. Jay - July 12, 2010 4:37 PM
In only 90 minutes learn how to ride dinosaurs and fight robot pirates!
17. notthelimejuice - July 12, 2010 4:51 PM
He has nice eyes...
18. Shelbon - July 12, 2010 6:52 PM
@11,14,16 and 17
You all fail, you were clearly supposed to end your comment in FTW
19. Richard McBeef, PhD - July 12, 2010 10:05 PM
18 - FTW
20. Llama - July 12, 2010 10:19 PM
almost unibrow
I <3 holly
21. Johnny Rayflo - July 12, 2010 10:19 PM
Ninja-ing FTW
22. Ka-Pow - July 13, 2010 8:09 AM
Ka-Pow-ing FTW
23. notthelimejuice - July 13, 2010 8:17 AM
Sorry Shelbon I was ummm ...distracted FTW.
24. G - July 13, 2010 10:05 AM
Ninjutsu is 1500 years old. I'm learning it in Bujinkan Seishin Dojo Zagreb. This guy must be fraud when he's charging it this much. Ninjutsu FTW!
25. lars_honeytoast - July 13, 2010 1:11 PM
This made the page? There are Bujinkan and Genbukaban all over the world.
They function like most any other martial arts classes do.
26. lars_honeytoast - July 13, 2010 1:14 PM
Genbukan*
27. verstand - July 17, 2010 9:05 PM
He needs to pluck his eyebrows... gross.
28. andrew - August 12, 2010 3:44 AM
It's quite normal Ninjutsu is still practiced martial art today and is mainly taught by the Bujinkan.