Jul 22 2010I Call A Wampa Burger!: Princess Leia Gold Bikini And Darth Vader Cooking Aprons
Not to brag about my eagle eyes or anything but that girl's hair is blue. Did anybody else notice that? And why's she holding a wooden spoon? ARE YOU SELLING SPOONS AND BLUE NAIL POLISH OR ARE YOU SELLING APRONS?! Me? I'm selling my body for vintage action figures. Me only being four tricks short of a mint-grade Sergeant Slaughter aside, these $25 Star Wars aprons are guaranteed to be the perfect compliment to your next summer cookout. Aren't they, Leia? You can cook my dog any day. Kidding! Chloe'll bite if you try picking her up.
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darth vader and princess leia aprons: force cookin' [technabob]
Thanks to jake, who [insert something about slapping my meat on his grill].
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Reader Comments
1. Zaphod Beeblebrox - July 22, 2010 10:44 AM
Doh!
2. DefiantK - July 22, 2010 10:45 AM
Uno
3. brad b - July 22, 2010 10:45 AM
"Luke I am your Fathers Chief"
4. Miami Vice - July 22, 2010 10:45 AM
This would have sold like hotcakes in say 1981. I'm sure that chick knows what a wampa is.
5. Matt-Zilla - July 22, 2010 10:46 AM
the aprons are pretty snazzy, but the chick modeling is fucking cuuuuute
6. Tennist0 - July 22, 2010 10:56 AM
The model looks exactly like one of my friends who is a guy... seriously, they look exactly alike... and this is a kid I wanna punch the fuck out of.
7. Tennist0 - July 22, 2010 10:57 AM
not a "friend," thats a typo, meant a fiendish enemy of mine.
8. Ptentacle - July 22, 2010 10:58 AM
Too bad that chick is so fugly.
9. wally - July 22, 2010 11:00 AM
I'd wampa her burger.
10. GuxXx - July 22, 2010 11:03 AM
Do want one!!!!! Plus, may it include the apron?? ...cute =)
11. Jocelyn - July 22, 2010 11:08 AM
Hehe they would be awesome with the star wars oven mitt in a previous post :D
12. I'm Naughty - July 22, 2010 11:16 AM
This would be so hot if she just had the apron on :D
13. Chinny - July 22, 2010 11:26 AM
3 things:
1) That chick looks like she was beaten with an ugly lightsaber.
2) Bantha burger has a better ring to it.
3) "Wampa her burger" needs to become a real euphemism now!
14. TheLepper - July 22, 2010 11:31 AM
the model is a automatic fail for me. she looks like she got smurfs livin inside her bush (hair). :P NAFFUKINN
15. Nicholas - July 22, 2010 11:32 AM
God dam that girl is nice. I want to see if she dyed all her hair blue.
16. Marcus - July 22, 2010 11:39 AM
@7 Tennist0
Fantastic Freudian slip there dude, especially when you tried so hard to deny it in the next post.
So, you think this gay guy you know is really hot and you're struggling to come out and suck his cock.
17. TrailerTrash - July 22, 2010 11:43 AM
@13: Totally. Slave girl apron only. Then she turns around, and all you see is GW's a$$ hanging out the back.
No, wait, that was a nightmare I had last night. Never mind.
18. Paul - July 22, 2010 12:14 PM
She's very cute.
19. Ollie Williams - July 22, 2010 12:24 PM
I seriously can't tell if that is a dude or chick. Ugly, either way.
20. (◕_◕)┌∩┐Closet Nerd - July 22, 2010 12:37 PM
I prefer to have my wife cook in the nude.... just sayin
21. Ollie Williams - July 22, 2010 1:49 PM
I prefer to have Naas cook for me in the nude.
22. Mike - July 22, 2010 2:27 PM
I prefer to have your wife cook in the nude too (while you're at work) just sayin'.
23. dude - July 22, 2010 3:52 PM
awesome aprons. Did they run out of good looking girls to model them? That chick is so fugly I wouldn't even touch her diseased looking bush and I'm 40.
24. Alexandra♪ - July 22, 2010 8:27 PM
Her face distracts me from all else. There are better models in the world!
25. Shelbon - July 22, 2010 11:10 PM
@3 I believe the word you're looking for is chef** not chief lol
26. Meh - July 25, 2010 11:26 AM
There is absolutly nothing wrong with this girl. Sure she doesn't look like a model out of a magazine but she looks ALOT better than 80% of the nerdy girls out there who'd wear something like this.