Jun 21 2010You Just Spat On Me!: Super Mario Beatboxin'

Note: Video is after the jump because these beats are far too fresh for the front page.
I've been known to beat the occasional box before but only because I used to work for Fed-Ex and I was contractually obligated. This guy does it for fun. Admittedly, he does do an amazing job, I just wish you could beatbox without looking like you're going for the gold in a mic-fellating competition.
Hit it for the video.
Thanks to kevin, wulk, Matt and Alex, who don't just beatbox, they beatcrates. Such badasses!
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Reader Comments
1. crystal - June 21, 2010 11:11 AM
first
2. Yoshi - June 21, 2010 11:11 AM
I had a fart once that sounded very similar to this. All except for the "Mama Mia" part.
3. fffffff - June 21, 2010 11:11 AM
guys
4. Juarez - June 21, 2010 11:41 AM
I am thoroughly disgusted.
5. OMG IT'S BRICKS - June 21, 2010 11:51 AM
fart.
I mean lame.
6. naas=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ ̿̿ ٩(๏̯͡๏)۶ <- firstard - June 21, 2010 11:54 AM
meh.... people do shit like this in front of the bathroom mirror everyday, now it's on youtube
7. CinemaObsessed.com - June 21, 2010 11:58 AM
That's friggin' talent.
8. Robot Owl - June 21, 2010 12:05 PM
lolwut
9. L - June 21, 2010 12:37 PM
my 4 yr old and 18mo old were dancing to this.
10. Pat - June 21, 2010 12:47 PM
Impressive!
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11. Amy - June 21, 2010 1:06 PM
Hot guy, Mario Bros, human pet tricks. Seems pretty Win to me.
12. internetLuddite on Twitter - June 21, 2010 1:10 PM
@naas - kill yourself
13. shelbon - June 21, 2010 1:12 PM
Just because someone can do something that a lot of other people can't does not mean it sounds goog. I mean that's cool I could never do what he does so He get's respect, but do I enjoy listening to it....F*** NO! (By F*** I meant FUCK
14. Anita Hanjaab - June 21, 2010 1:17 PM
Hey she's pretty good
15. Allegro - June 21, 2010 1:17 PM
Disappointed GW... first I see this on Gizmodo... now here? Are all the geek sites going to start worshiping this beatboxing douchebag?
16. Pigswill - June 21, 2010 1:27 PM
He's okay. It's extra fun if you mute the audio and pretend that he's chewing a really tough piece of gum and trying to blow a bubble with it.
17. Wasteland Tuna - June 21, 2010 3:29 PM
He's pretty f'in ugly for a dude or w/e he is. Looks like one plastic surgery on the face too many.
18. ಠ_ಠ - June 21, 2010 4:35 PM
violine was classy, this is ghetto-ry
19. K - June 21, 2010 5:31 PM
@18
agreed, very much.
20. Paty - June 21, 2010 5:52 PM
Kinda cool, kind of. To bad he looks like a complete tool. Puckering his lips to take a load.
21. atheistgirl - June 21, 2010 7:00 PM
Sometimes I like to beat the box too. But it's a pesonal thing I do in private.
http://tinyurl.com/2w73m6c
22. owl - June 21, 2010 10:40 PM
he messes up in the first chorus
23. ZACH - June 21, 2010 11:44 PM
@22 either that or he just doesnt want to do it longer
24. Freedom - June 22, 2010 3:37 AM
Nearly as good as this guy......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7oGx2dImE8&feature=related
25. Silverfire - June 22, 2010 4:49 AM
Meh
26. AndyMac - June 22, 2010 7:15 AM
Definately one of the better Mario beatbox's i've seen.
Inward click roll steezy!
27. Peter Kay - June 22, 2010 1:13 PM
Garbage
28. TISdashit - June 22, 2010 4:53 PM
He's no Rahzel but he's got some talent. But no Rahzel (check out if your mother only knew by Rahzel) Then you'll knoqw real beat boxing.
29. Hannibal - June 22, 2010 8:56 PM
pretty talented Lady
30. 5tella - June 23, 2010 1:47 PM
lol @ 29
31. BillyRapture - June 23, 2010 5:03 PM
Jesus, what is it with Asians and Mario?
I can't count the number of videos on YouTube of them playing the theme song on guitar, violin, etc, etc. Christ.
32. potato famine - June 23, 2010 8:45 PM
Rhazel's no Kenny Muhammed but he's got some talent. But no Kenny Muhammad (check out "Kenny's Joy" performed by the New York Philharmonic and Kenny Muhammad) Then you'll know real beat boxing.
33. Ugly - June 24, 2010 9:10 AM
I'm scared because this guy look so gay
34. DH - June 24, 2010 12:56 PM
unbelievable that all the comments are about how bad this guy is and how "stupid" he looks.
1) you couldn't do that if your life depended on it, literally.
2) when you do something really intense and make a funny face, YOU WANT PEOPLE TO NOTICE YOUR FCKING FACE OR THE UNBELIEVABLE SHIT YOU JUST DID?
Yeah. People just loveee to judge
35. Jazzman - June 25, 2010 7:15 AM
i mean... does he think beat boxing mario is cool... i was beat boxing back in the 80s, you know... the first time round... everyone else just want's to be cool like me :-)
36. sakira - September 11, 2010 4:45 PM
hello !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!