Jun 30 2010Woman Crashes Car To Avoid Hitting Vampire
I'd have sped up. You know what a museum would pay for a vampire cadaver?! Me neither, but I'm willing to find out (I'll call the Smithsonian, you work on tickets to the next Twilight premier).
A woman says she crashed into a canal after spotting a vampire in the middle of a dirt road on the Western Slope on Sunday night.
The woman told the Colorado State Patrol that she saw the vampire in front of her car so she put her SUV into reverse and went into the canal in Mesa County.State Patrol says it does not believe drugs or alcohol was involved in the crash and the woman was not charged.
However, investigators say there is evidence the woman was not taking her prescribed medication.
Wait -- seeing vampires when you don't take your meds? I want whatever she's not on.
Woman says she crashed while trying to avoid vampire [9news]
Thanks to Jake, who once crashed his Jeep after seeing a dino in the street. WHERE WAS THIS, GIMME THE DEETS!
Reader Comments
1. Annndddy - June 30, 2010 2:31 PM
good ridence, stupid bitch
2. Mr.Q - June 30, 2010 2:32 PM
FIRST!
3. naas=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ ̿̿ ٩(๏̯͡๏)۶ <- firstard - June 30, 2010 2:33 PM
@2 GHEY!
There wouldn't have been an accident if she would've just ran him down
4. Greenman - June 30, 2010 2:50 PM
This is entertaining. I like how it says she threw her car into reverse as opposed to hitting her breaks, thus, ruining her transmission. Dumb broad. What would have been funnier though is if there really was a person there and she ran them over trying to kill the vampire.
5. FDSY - June 30, 2010 2:57 PM
"Honey, did you hit a vampire?"
"Ummmm.....no?"
"THEN WHY IS THE FRONT OF THE CAR DENTED AND COVERED IN GLITTER?"
6. origamist - June 30, 2010 3:02 PM
6th!
7. blueZorro - June 30, 2010 3:03 PM
Mythbusters have proven that reverse = DUMB. Brakes are made to stop the car, use them.
8. name - June 30, 2010 3:20 PM
@3
gonna run you down.
9. ciao - June 30, 2010 3:28 PM
so you need meds if you read/watch too much Twilight?
10. Calyster - June 30, 2010 3:46 PM
@7 MYTHBUSTER FTW! and ... GO IN HELL TWILLIGHT THE EPIC FAIL OF ALL HUMANITY!
11. Nick - June 30, 2010 4:12 PM
Wow, 2 twilight posts in one page of Geekologie? has the world gone insane???
12. Shelbon - June 30, 2010 4:23 PM
@4 that's exactly what I was thinking when I read it. However I've decided that no one would actually just slam their car in reverse while moving and in gear so I'm assuming that she stopped put it in reverse to get away from the vampy because she was prolly a bit scared and she just doesn't know how to drive backwards so she went into a canal...or somethin'
13. Wolfman-Al - June 30, 2010 5:10 PM
Why didn´t they threw her in the looney bin?
I mean its pretty fucking obvious he has hallucinations that endanger her and her enviroment.
14. naas=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ ̿̿ ٩(๏̯͡๏)۶ <- firstard - June 30, 2010 5:24 PM
@8 you're sour about the last post aren't you?
15. Wolfu029023 - June 30, 2010 5:36 PM
Why couldn't use the dam brakes?
16. Eroticus - June 30, 2010 5:37 PM
" seeing vampires when you don't take your meds? I want whatever she's not on."
Or do you mean
"seeing vampires when you don't take your meds? I want whatever she's got" ???
17. Scoty - June 30, 2010 7:03 PM
Be careful what you wish for 'couse you might get it
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19. Ocelot - June 30, 2010 11:19 PM
@1 nice spelling fail
LOLing @ picture
20. twellve - July 1, 2010 3:53 AM
lol. love the photoshoppery.
how is daisy not commenting on this one, of all posts?
21. Calyster - July 1, 2010 4:01 AM
she's dead D: because the woman didn't bumped the vampire he managed to enter her house and killed her.... no ... ITS EVEN WORSE SHE'S IN LOVE WHITH HIM NOW NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
22. dparks - July 1, 2010 11:36 AM
A "Vampire"?! That's just plain ignant!! I mean the damn things are all just made-up - the woman obviously saw a shaved Sasquatch.
.
No really, they've been shaving themselves and trying to blend into the general population for years now!! As proof, I point you to one Rosie O'Donnell. 'k then.
23. Calyster - July 1, 2010 6:53 PM
@22 ROFL one of the best reply ever
24. Zorg - July 2, 2010 12:35 PM
I love this, because I live where it happened.