Monkey Pirate Robot Ninja Zombie: Because Rock Paper Scissors Is For Rank Amateurs

Looking for a new game to play to determine who gets to ride shotgun/pay the bar tab/go for the ugly girl? Well move over, paper-rock-scissors, there's a new hand gesture based game in town! Enter Monkey-Pirate-Robot-Ninja-Zombie. What, no Vampire?!
Monkey* Monkey fools Ninja
* Monkey unplugs Robot
Suggested noise: ee-ee-eek!Robot
* Robot chokes Ninja
* Robot crushes Zombie
Suggested noise: ex-ter-min-ate!Pirate
* Pirate drowns Robot
* Pirate skewers Monkey
Suggested noise: arrrrr!Ninja
* Ninja karate chops Pirate
* Ninja decapitates Zombie
Suggested noise: keeee-ah!Zombie
* Zombie eats Pirate
* Zombie savages Monkey
Suggested noise: braaaaaaaaaainsss!
Tell you what -- let's play to see who's handsomer. Ready? 1, 2, 3, shoot! BOOM -- ALIEN. I'm melting your face off with a death-ray, son!
Monkey-Pirate-Robot-Ninja-Zombie!!! [albotas]
Thanks to Barpraat, who always calls werewolf.
