It'd Look Better On A Whale Tail: Car Thong

Because classiness knows no bounds, here's a car thong. Or maybe somebody stole a pair of your girlfriend's panties out of the dryer and slapped them on their Subaru. Hoho -- burn! Whatever the case, that car needs to learn how to wipe.
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Car Thong [buzzfeed]
Thanks to Emanuel, who sniffed them and said they smell like gas. Gross!
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